China is beating us!

[Irving]

I was watching that video thinking about how nice it would be to bury my crap and prepare my food with the same tool. Then maybe later I could slice my hand open trying to tighten something. That will of course make the shovel slippery for when I try to use it as an anchor later. The shovel will slip when I'm half way out and my comrades would find me laying at the bottom of a wall with my shovel stuck into my head.

[ronaldrwl]

I was watching that video thinking about how nice it would be to bury my crap and prepare my food with the same tool. Then maybe later I could slice my hand open trying to tighten something. That will of course make the shovel slippery for when I try to use it as an anchor later. The shovel will slip when I'm half way out and my comrades would find me laying at the bottom of a wall with my shovel stuck into my head.

Having a bad day?

[Irving]

You didn't cringe every time they grabbed the blade end of the shovel with their bare hands (after seeing those awesome potato chips)? When those guys were climbing the wall, I was just waiting for that shovel to slip off the rail and impale that guy in the head due to his body weight. I had to cover my eyes and watch through my fingers.

[Elhuero]

The chinese always find multiple uses for things.

[was unable to find the photo of a guy using his shotgun as a leaning rest, barrel wedged firmly in his ass crack]

[TS12000]

Check out the bottle opener at 4:43ish

[Beprepared]

Oh crap the Chinese built a better shovel. Don't tell the Spetsnaz!

[Bailey Guns]

It looks like the Chinese equivalent of a Ronco commercial: "It slices, it dices, make julienne fries, cut wire, open your wine bottle, paddle your boat...or your butt."

And with that music I expected Tom Selleck to ride up on a horse through the whole video.