Weather should last at most 2 minutes on a 30 minute news cast. But they say the same thing 3 or 4 different ways.
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Weather should last at most 2 minutes on a 30 minute news cast. But they say the same thing 3 or 4 different ways.
One time in the second grade we were sitting in class when another teacher came into the room and announced out loud to our teacher, "Aaron had an accident so he's going to go home early." Aaron was a kid from our class that had gone to use the bathroom a few minutes before. The only reason this story stands out is because Aaron was standing right behind the teacher, in front of the entire class, holding his whitey tighties in his right hand like a grocery bag, cradling a shit that was so long that it went from the bottom of the crotch to over the top the elastic waist band. He was bawling his eyes out. It was so traumatic that I don't think anyone even laughed.
That has nothing to do with snow, but all these memories of going home early and how things used to be jostled that out of my memory. He probably doesn't include that story when people bring up going home early from school.
"There are no finger prints under water."
Damn.
That's a terrible way of dealing with that situation...
In hind sight it is one of my most hilarious stories, but even at the time I can remember being confused about almost every part of that situation. So many whys. haha
"There are no finger prints under water."
Now you have me wondering how I can use that story to get out of work... probably won’t need to change much.
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-Also Me
Ba dum tss
My airstream has been stolen by dopers
I never ever had a snow day growing up. It didn't matter the weather, you showed the hell up every day. Except the opening day of deer season, that was pretty much an excuse absence, and the first day of rodeo too.
South Texas is very different than this place.....
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Woke up and looked outside and it looks like we got a little dusting of snow overnight.
Why wasn?t this snowpocalypse event broadcast ahead of time so I could go raid the grocery store?
Who knows how many people died in this storm?!?
We had more accumulation here in HR than in the BOMB CYCLONE.
Always eat the vegans first
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