Quote Originally Posted by OtterbatHellcat View Post
At a family Christmas with mom's side, a gift was opened by an uncle of mine. It was a crochet cock and ball sack warmer boldly displaying the stars and stripes of our great country.

I was a kid at the time, and I've never asked him if he still has that gift. lol.
I want one. Just so I can casually walk out of the bathroom on the 4th of July and be like, "What?".