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  1. 04-23-2020, 14:10 #101181
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    I'm sure the diabetes and drug overdoses will still take juggalo lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    Just get some tattoos to hide the scar or distract from it.
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    Show people the scar and say, "They insisted the gun wasn't loaded." when they ask why you're a safety nazi.
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    If Im going to make up stories, let's add SideShowBob's errant chainsaw...
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    Squirrel army?
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    Epilady session gone very wrong...
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    Been on hold with my processor for 44 minutes and counting. Called yesterday and was on hold for 20 minutes before I gave up.

    I'm on speaker phone with 73% battery left. I've already unloaded and loaded the dishwasher and taken out the trash. Going to start getting set-up in the garage soon. I haven't been able to reach a live person in any department so far.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    Epilady session gone very wrong...
    When people ask me i say. Ask me about Shark Week.

    So many stories of interacting with people who literally have that OMG i feel so bad for this person look.

    Oh yeah minding my own business on vacation when. GRAB! Next thing i know i'm falling over in the surf into a rapidly expanding pool of redish water.
    My 2 weeks in Ozstrailia turned in to 6 months, between surgery and rehab.
    Oh i'm so sorry that happened, yeah me too.



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    Poodles in the press.
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    Pardon?
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