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    Grand Master Know It All Hummer's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by SouthPaw View Post
    When you finally put saddle bags on your bike.
    I am not even old but when I put these on, I felt like I aged ten years.

    How else are you going to carry your beer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SouthPaw View Post
    When you finally put saddle bags on your bike.


    I am not even old but when I put these on, I felt like I aged ten years.
    Nah. Until you?ve fully embraced a full blown bagger you?re really not officially old. (Says the guy that went full bagger in 2010)

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    Quote Originally Posted by OctopusHighball View Post
    When you break down and buy the battery powered caulk gun to go with your collection of the other caulking guns that you've bought because you couldn't find the first one because it's at the bottom of the box.
    And you bought the battery powered one because squeezing a manual one makes your wrists hurt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hummer View Post
    How else are you going to carry your beer?
    In my belly, where else?

    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    Nah. Until you?ve fully embraced a full blown bagger you?re really not officially old. (Says the guy that went full bagger in 2010)
    I think a Goldwing trumps a bagger in terms of old guy bikes. I am not old enough for one, yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SouthPaw View Post
    I think a Goldwing trumps a bagger in terms of old guy bikes. I am not old enough for one, yet.
    I think the ride that definitely says you are officially a geezer is a trike. Those guys make the Goldwing guys look young.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    I think the ride that definitely says you are officially a geezer is a trike. Those guys make the Goldwing guys look young.
    Wait till you combine the two. I know a geezer with a trike and it's a gold wing. 80K miles and counting.
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    When I started making the same noises my dad made when I got up from wherever I was sitting/laying, that's when I knew LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    And you bought the battery powered one because squeezing a manual one makes your wrists hurt.
    I have rechargeable pruning shears. Does that count?

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    I don’t know but I still think it is weird that I am the same age as old people …
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