Alright boys and girls. I ran out and got one. Here it is. It's an actual slice of cauliflower deep fried. Not a patty or some sort of shaped cauliflower mash. Actual cauliflower.

The sandwich is tiny and weighs almost nothing. Doesn't feel like much food. It tastes ok, mostly like deep fried breading but the cauliflower is slightly bitter and has a few tough stem parts. Needs hot sauce. It's not filling.

Would I get again? Hard nope. It's more expensive and spicy chicken is infinitely better.

I almost wonder if this is their way to test the water for when the WTO makes it harder to get actual meat...if the WTO has it their way we'll all be eating veggies and bugs. Based on this sandwich, that's going to suck hard.