bad joke of the day 9-21-10

[roberth]

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she is a woman.

[opie011]

Where do you take a woman with one leg on a date...IHOP

Whats so good about dating homeless people...you can drop them off anywhere

[Irving]

How come China has never invaded another country? Because there is a chink in their armor.

[opie011]

Whats so good about getting head from a somalian...you know she'll swallow

[jake]

One for the easily offended among us.

I went to the doctor to pick up my test results, and he said I don't have long to live.
"How long?" I asked.
"10," he replied.
"10 what? Months? Weeks? Days?!"
"9..."

[TFOGGER]

Mama Mole, Papa Mole, and Baby Mole all live in a little hole. One morning Papa Mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air, and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!" Then Mama Mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air, and says, "Yum! I smell strawberry jam!" Then Baby Mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but he can't because Mama and Papa Mole are both in the way. He whines, "Jeez, all I can smell is molasses!"

[Byte Stryke]

Mama Mole, Papa Mole, and Baby Mole all live in a little hole. One morning Papa Mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air, and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!" Then Mama Mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air, and says, "Yum! I smell strawberry jam!" Then Baby Mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but he can't because Mama and Papa Mole are both in the way. He whines, "Jeez, all I can smell is molasses!"

[theGinsue]

Now,. I know this applies to me as much as anyone else here, but I'm now certain that this applies to the entire population of this site (with the possible exception of PPP): WE ALL NEED THERAPY!

[68Charger]

Now,. I know this applies to me as much as anyone else here, but I'm now certain that this applies to the entire population of this site (with the possible exception of PPP): WE ALL NEED THERAPY!

What? you mean this (and popping bubble wrap) isn't therapy?

[Byte Stryke]

Now,. I know this applies to me as much as anyone else here, but I'm now certain that this applies to the entire population of this site (with the possible exception of PPP): WE ALL NEED THERAPY!

I plan to go get some deep personal therapy at the range immediately after I pick up my NON-PAYPAL LOCAL ORDER on Friday




why yes, yes, I am an ass.