Paranoid conspiracy thread

[sniper7]

actually guys, the airlines are tired of birds hitting their airplanes so they decided to kill off all of them. this is just the first of many instances you will see. just move along and live you happy lives. nothing to see here

[Mtn.man]

Spoken like a true gubment ploy-E.

[Dalendenver]

This is why I joined this site. Much good knowledge to be gained here.

[Byte Stryke]

actually guys, the airlines are tired of birds hitting their airplanes so they decided to kill off all of them.

Ive always wanted to ask you what its like to hit a Bird at 700mph
I could never be a pilot.
Bird strike in the windshield = New pants

[Lex_Luthor]

The government began to require all birds to pass through TSA security checkpoints. After all the molestation that occurred, they simply felt that life wasn't worth living after having their innocence stripped away in front of their peers. They all agreed to boycott TSA by mass suicide.

[TFOGGER]

Now another bird kill in Kentucky....

[StagLefty]

The government began to require all birds to pass through TSA security checkpoints. After all the molestation that occurred, they simply felt that life wasn't worth living after having their innocence stripped away in front of their peers. They all agreed to boycott TSA by mass suicide.

Internet myth that was the Jonestown birds years ago

[trlcavscout]

I think it has to do with the 2 Iranian deaths, the kids of the leader that was sent to exile in like 79 (cant remember his name now, the gases are getting to me). Suicide?

The aide found at the dump was killed to cover up a massive gay sex scandal that would have proved pelosi is a man.

But the biggest conspiracy is Ritter bending over his illegal supporters, I just havent figured out how it hurts us yet?

And yes the spy bird, that is paranoia at its best!

[spyder]

Ive always wanted to ask you what its like to hit a Bird at 700mph
I could never be a pilot.
Bird strike in the windshield = New pants

Take a zero off that and that is about what I was doing down I-70 and caught one in the right shoulder while on my RC-51. Couldn't move my arm right for a week, almost at shit, went from the outside of the left lane to the shoulder in the blink of an eye. Scared the shit out of me.

[spyder]

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.


Guys. These were BLACK birds. Obviously they couldn't escape the food desert that they inevitably lived in.

Best line of this thread yet!