Does this chair make my ass look fat?

[Irving]

I got up, cleaned and dressed me, took wife to work, came home put Little Byte back to bed. Looked for work for a few hours. Got Little Byte Up, Cleaned changed and dressed him, cooked Breakfast for everyone, ran the vacuum, Dusted, cleaned Little-Byte again Worked on his studies. all before 10am.

You should be embarrassed for being so lazy.

[Byte Stryke]

You should be embarrassed for being so lazy.

I know, right?
A REAL Man would have started at 4.