This threads gonna be good.................
This threads gonna be good.................
The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...
Gun Control - seeking a Hardware solution for a Software problem...
Very funny! I approve.
Just call me 47
US Army ENGINEER Rules:
1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order.
2. Make sure there is extra ammo, extra C-4, Extra Det cord and, of course, extra coffee.
3. Curse bitterly.
4. Dig holes.
5. Curse bitterly.
6. Fill in holes
7. Curse bitterly.
8. Do not listen to 2nd LTs; it can get you killed. Tie LT in Det Cord
9. Build something useless in a position completely unsuited for such a structure.
10. Curse bitterly.
11. Blow up said structure.
12. Curse a little less bitterly.
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"I don't listen to the women I do know, why would I listen to some crazy bitch from the ocean?" ~ Spyder
Civilian Rules
1. Mill about like sheep
2. Bitch about people with guns
3. See wolves
4. Stampede
5. Be eaten by wolves
6. Bitch about wolves
Mars is entirely inhabited by robots.
"...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)
“I regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.” ~ Nathan Hale (final words before being hanged by the British, September 22, 1776.)
If at first you don't succeed -- skydiving is not for you
As a former Intelligence/Security Specialist, I found these to be almost exactly true:
US Army Intelligence Rules:
1. Aid in sending out operations order, ignore bitter cursing.
2. Make Coffee- strong.
3. Serve officers coffee.
4. Curse bitterly.
5. Report intelligence collected inaccurately.
6. Curse bitterly when unit disregards inaccurate intelligence.
7. Serve officers more coffee.
8. Envy Air Force because their A/C works.
US Army PSD Rules:
1. Commander going outside wire- curse bitterly.
2. Commander wants to change route- curse bitterly.
3. Commander wants to meet with local governor, advise against.
4. Ensure body armor is working.
5. Get shot at- curse bitterly, evac area with haste.
6. Chow 3 hours after DFAC closes.
7. PT 2 hours after gym closes.
8. Sleep 30 mins. Repeat. (See #1)
"There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
"The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."
BAM approved.
-Mike
"I have to return some video tapes"
Being one of the resident movie geeks, that was Kiefer Sutherland in "A Few Good Men."
"Lieutenant Kendrick. May I call you John?"
"No, you may not."
"Have I done something to offend you?"
"No, I like all you Navy boys. Whenever we need to go somewhere, you fellas always give us a ride."
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"We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty."
Nathan Fillion, "Firefly"