You know you're from the country when...
... your nearest neighbor is a dozen miles away, and you think they're still a little close.
... your dogs start barking in the middle of the night and you grab the .30-06 and .22 cause you'll either be eating venison for dinner or adding a new coyote pelt to the collection.
... you can shoot your .30-06 and .22 off your porch, in any direction, legally.
... if you can see a person or a vehicle, they're on your property.
... you know why you're called a "red neck" (you should see my back after today lol).
... you've ridden a horse and/or a tractor into town, and gone through a McDonalds drivethrough on it.
... the nearest bar has a post for tying horses to.
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