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    Headline: Unicorn Urine found, tastes like Patron Silver...

    I knew it was a fake from the start. I have no doubt the professional criminals will come to some last minute compromise that will include another trillion dollars in pork, much like Obamacare and Dodd-Frank.
    My bank is doing away with their points program on my business debit card because of the new regs in Dodd-Frank, so I get to pay for my airfare out of pocket for vacations from now on. But hey, it'll save me almost a hundred dollars a year in processing fees for customer debit cards. Gee, that boondoggle will only cost me about a grand each year.
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    Great post!!

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    You can't trust Jordan or Obama!
    Jordan's motto is "Trust me with your life, but not your money or your wife".
    JK!
    don't worry fella's your elected officials have your best interest in mind! They want America to thrive! Obama says it himself!
    You believe him right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TEAMRICO View Post
    You can't trust Jordan or Obama!
    Jordan's motto is "Trust me with your life, but not your money or your wife".
    JK!
    don't worry fella's your elected officials have your best interest in mind! They want America to thrive! Obama says it himself!
    You believe him right?
    Sure, and gunrunner was for our protection. We're the first to not get paid being minorities, to teach illegals a lesson about the IRS.
    Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    Haw haw haw?..

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    I laughed. Well played.
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    Had me goin..............Ya Dick.

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    My first thought was that we're still screwed but well played.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DOC View Post
    Don't care I'm going to start my own kingdom here in Colorado.

    ...but... Who would be king?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pistol Packing Preacher View Post
    ...but... Who would be king?

    That would be me. [insert evil laughter here]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pistol Packing Preacher View Post
    ...but... Who would be king?

    An elected official. But they wouldn't just have to talk about change they would have to do it or loose their job. They would have to show what they did to promote freedom, teach gun safety, show good sense with money just to keep it.
    I would be in charge of seeing that they did it too.
    The lords and ladies of my kingdom would not think that the little people are there to provide them with possessions, but they would be lords to provide the little people with freedom.
    I suppose I'd have to think of several ways to keep the system from corrupting and keeping d-bags out that think they owe something to there fellow man because they have it so easy. But mostly under the penalty of death comes to mind.
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