My biggest pet peeve right now is people who drive an h3, saying they drive a "hummer"...

GD that annoys the shit outta me...

Had one guy where I work try to tell me his "hummer" wouldn't fit in his free carport, so he wanted compensation.. I was like, "um, my lifted silverado fits just fine, I think you can make it work...

Same guy tried to tell me that if we tried to tow him, that first, the tow truck wouldn't be able to tow his "hummer" and second, that he would just drag the tow truck around after they tried to hook him up... He drives a mid size suv designed for woman with tvs in the back for kids to watch barney while mom takes them to soccer..he drives an suv with a sticker in the mid $20s.... Not an $80k truck on 37s that you could literally drive into war right off the lot....