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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper7 View Post
    what about a bicycle and you could have a bayonet on a large joust. a nice basket on the bike and you are GTG! (charlie sheen) "WINNING"!!!!
    I like your enthusiasm. I gave my bike away on here though. Plus, I'd rather fight with both hands full while standing, than fight with both hands full, from a bike. heh.

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    My libtard friend would have dropped both and pointed at the No Weapons sign posted on the alley way and his coexist bumper sticker.

    I, on the other hand, would have ordered wingstreet delivered to my man cave.
    I work at a pizza place, and can usually get free wings after my shift, but I wanted good wings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    I like your enthusiasm. I gave my bike away on here though. Plus, I'd rather fight with both hands full while standing, than fight with both hands full, from a bike. heh.
    yeah but if you took out a bad guy on a bicycle whole jousting, I am pretty sure Marlin would change your title to: "EPIC"
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    Maybe if I saw it coming early, I could get some good speed, bunny hop, crank the bike sideways, and bury the sproket in the dude's thigh. I hear the chain leaves a wicked Indian burn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Maybe if I saw it coming early, I could get some good speed, bunny hop, crank the bike sideways, and bury the sproket in the dude's thigh. I hear the chain leaves a wicked Indian burn.
    that would be a great video!

    then lock the front brake, and burn out on his face!
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    Or maybe a real man would send his wife/girlfriend to get the beer/wings for him? Or tell her she needed to pick these things on the way home from work.
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