
Originally Posted by
sic_semper_tyrannis
So... it was night, a young female was alone in the passenger seat of a parked car, with its emergency lights flashing, parked down the street away from your house. An observant Dudley Dooright passerby, apparently concerned for the welfare of said female, stops and asks if she is okay. The whole incident then ends just as quickly as it begun, with a stunningly non-climactic realization that said female is, in fact, okay. Concerned citizen then goes about his way. The incident justifies the authoring of a thread dedicated to said incident. Multiple posters proceed to opine on how much Dudley deserved to have a gun screwed into his ear.
Did I miss anything?