We should legislate it.
Get Permits and register fly-rods.

"Where-in no person without a proper fly- rod, Properly tied fly and State sanction 90 hours of Fly-fishing training from an accredited instructor shall be permitted to fish in any stream, river or body of moving water.
All such duly authorized persons shall wear upon their heads a large synthetic mass of bright red or green hair and upon their feet, Large floppy shoes as indications of such qualifications."

Get Mayor Bloomberg out here to endorse it even...


I wonder if we can get Michael Bennet and Mark Udall to sponsor it?