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  1. 07-15-2012, 14:31 #1
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    Default Overheard Conversation

    Nederland is tourist central this week. One of the locals was in the visitor's center and overheard this conversation. The tourist was very agitated when he walked in.

    Tourist: Where can I get bear spray?
    VC Vol: The hardware store carries it. Are you going into the back country?
    Tourist: No, I am just in town for the day and I want to be prepared.
    VC Vol: Prepared? For bears? In town?
    Tourist: Yes!

    As the tourist walks toward the door he looks back at the volunteer and asked "Why don't you keep bear spray next to the door!?!".



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    Years ago when I opened my shop I tried to convince people that bear spray was a waste of money. Then I stopped being stupid and started stocking it. Sold the hell outta bear spray. Give the people what they want. That's how capitalism works.
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    It never ceas to surprise me how many people are afraid of Black Bears. You can almost always scare them off with little effort. Most all bear attacks in CO have been to people sleeping (in tents ~ intense!).

    Now, mountain lions... They scare the hell out off me so I always go into the woods armed & try to have total situational awareness because they are sneaky as hell and can be on top of you in an instant.

    Gotta love the tourists who think this is Yosemite or Alaska or such with big mean grizzlies.
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  4. 07-15-2012, 15:03 #4
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    I love this sign!!!
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    Unless they're flying home that can of unused bear spray will be an awesome memento of their trip to the rockies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey Guns View Post
    Years ago when I opened my shop I tried to convince people that bear spray was a waste of money. Then I stopped being stupid and started stocking it. Sold the hell outta bear spray. Give the people what they want. That's how capitalism works.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS View Post
    I love this sign!!!
    That's awesome I always carry chipmunk spray, in the wild.
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    Yeah Grizzlies love spicy food!

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    Aerosol bear spray, and a Bic lighter.
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    Default bear spray

    1 can of chilli , a few pickled eggs , a few beers, let it perk a few hours nothing i mean nothin will get with in a mile of ya
    YOU ARE COMPLACENT !! DO YOU VOTE ? MAKE CALLS ? OR DO YOU JUST HIDE AND TAKE IT ? THEN YOU WANT TO BE A PATHETIC COMPLAINER AFTER THE FACT! HIDE IN THE SHADOWS TURN AWAY AND SOON THE GIFT WILL BE ....TYRANNY!!!
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