Online dating sites-I'm looking for guys. (LOL)

[cofi]

so much win in this thread

[Adawg38]

Ha! Met my girl on a dating site and it took about 4 months of hundreds of emails. It takes time and dating a few before you actually meet someone. Have you noticed all those hot chicks you see all have the same damn profile? Try emailing one that has a unique profile of her own. Lots of Russian women on those sites too, if you're into that and have $ cause I think that's what they are looking for lol.

[hatidua]

Ha! Met my girl on a dating site and it took about 4 months of hundreds of emails. It takes time and dating a few before you actually meet someone. Have you noticed all those hot chicks you see all have the same damn profile? Try emailing one that has a unique profile of her own. Lots of Russian women on those sites too, if you're into that and have $ cause I think that's what they are looking for lol.

The OP is a pole-smoker, which is cool, but detailing activities here ain't gonna go well...

[rocktot]

God, hilarious, thanks all. No well, the past 4 months I've been on the hunt, and I meet someone, but they aren't there when I go back, or are married, so Im getting pissed off and No, I was like- WTF why aren't they emailing me????? Because in real life if I was talking or hitting on 4 or 5 SINGLE chicks, I'd get 2 of em. You know, I thought, god, this is BETTER than real life, I'm going to be FLOODED with all these babes, what am I going to do, I'd better stop messaging them because I can't handle 3 at once (STFU please).

I got one cougar emailing me back, then nothing...its like-WTF????

So I looked up "why aren't girls answering me on dating sites" and found a thread where guys said the same thing as I was experiencing. (only THEY are loosers-LOL) So its like, damn, this is not happening, and got pissed, and was in some bizarre kind of male solidarity thing after reading that site, like, this is happening to 'all' of us, lets TAKE BACK OUR POWER!!
(NOT A HOMO THING!@!)
I was really pissed off.

Ok, and I have someone lined up in real life, but she may be hooked up, I'll find out in a couple weeks. Another one is like a Goth babe, but I didn't grab here right away, and now she's never there, she was no net just meeting her for a few minutes. I was going after someone else that day though, but she ended up being married, and was going to go talk to her again, but didn't -big mistake, (well the tattoo freaks me out a bit)...

I just need a target rich environment and nature will take its course, but online dating is NOT the real world, I was just saying that. Eh, hot girls don't always have guys, you know. But yea, stay away from Eastern Europeans.

And hey, I'm a Boulder gun guy, not a normal 'Boulder guy'. Boulder is pretty impossible even when I was a 'liberal'. I never really fit in, and I never liked hairy girls, god that was freaky. I mean, that can make you go impy for a month or so. Girls do develop a weird 'Boulder Aura' around them, like some kind of force field. Its really freaky. Then, you meet a REAL woman, and its like Volkswagen beetle vs a Ferrari. LIke, Oh, THAT's a FEMALE, Oh )@#)#$))#(*@#$%# Boulder @(#*&$((@_)_#)))##!!

[rocktot]

The OP is a pole-smoker, which is cool, but detailing activities here ain't gonna go well...

God, read the friggin OP dude, JESUS, - I never said I was hooking up with guys....for that!! (And that's not cool) Back in the CLOSET...homo with a gun...jesus...

But I digress..

[DANGERTASTIC!]

Girls are like guys....when we are watching T.V


They don't care what's on.....they wanna see what ELSE is on.


Pretty clever huh? I just made that up

[anomad]

Wait till you're 40...

[rocktot]

Wait till you're 40...

Actually, the ONLY 2 women to reply were over 40, and just because I told them how HOT they were. Tried to 'continue' the conversation, and its like crickets chirping time.

I'm lined up, just hope she's single. I'm not used to this stalking thing.

[hatidua]

Ok, and I have someone lined up in real life, but she may be hooked up, I'll find out in a couple weeks.

[jackthewall81]

This dude is one hell of a troll. Pay the troll toll dude.