caught a guy pissing on my neighbor's house

[rondog]

Are you sure he was pissing "on" the house and not just "by" the house?

I'm sure everyone here has pissed in an alley, on the side of the road, in a parking lot, or in your own back yard because you were just too lazy to go inside the house.

If he was doing it to relieve himself I say "no harm, no foul".

If he was doing it with malicious intent or for evil purposes then turn him in to his employer.

^This^. Pissing ON the house, or NEXT TO the house? Big difference, IMO. Intent is everything.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Better to be pissed off than pissed on, better to be pissed on than pissed in.

On a serious not let it slide.

[RCCrawler]

My 2 year old son took a piss in the home depot parking lot yesterday, hope no one got a pic.

We're trying to get him potty trained, and as we left the store and were getting into the car he started doing the dance. When he does that you have about 30 seconds max, I knew we weren't gonna make it back into the store, and I didn't want him pissing my car, so the parking lot it was.

[StagLefty]

I say invite him to our upcoming pissing match

[newracer]

No big deal.

[T-Giv]

Yeah for me I'd have to see the video. If the other guys on the crew are laughing and cheering him on while he draws a smiley face on the wall with his meat stick I'd be on that like shit on velcro. But if he just peed a nice little puddle on the corner of the house in some rocks or something I'd personally approach that specific worker and just let him know that he can use the bathroom from now and that you aren't going to relay what happened to his boss or anything like that. Problem solved, problem staying solved without unnecessary crap.

[Wiggity]

Post the pic and let us decide

[buckshotbarlow]

He's onsite again today...



I caught him late in the act with the phone, here he is putting capt'n winkie away.

[T-Giv]

That looks like a very strong peeing ON the house.

[buckshotbarlow]

Yeah for me I'd have to see the video. If the other guys on the crew are laughing and cheering him on while he draws a smiley face on the wall with his meat stick I'd be on that like shit on velcro. But if he just peed a nice little puddle on the corner of the house in some rocks or something I'd personally approach that specific worker and just let him know that he can use the bathroom from now and that you aren't going to relay what happened to his boss or anything like that. Problem solved, problem staying solved without unnecessary crap.

when i get back from my custy, i think i'm going call his company, and ask what their "piss policy" is...