Worst physical pain you've experienced?

[bellavite1]

Road-rash on the inside of your lips... yes it was a bike wreck and no I don't want to talk about my stupidity other than "Tequila" and leave it at that.


edit: also have the litany of broken bones, ribs are worst on that list

Wow...
I am trying to picture the dynamics of that...
You must have been smiling BIG!

[brutal]

Stomach ulcer. Wake up in the middle of the night and it feels like someone just bored a hole through your gut with a red hot poker, while kicking you repeatedly in the balls. Makes a broken wrist feel like a paper cut.

Migraine headaches so bad they make me blind in my left eye, that last for days to weeks. Seriously thought I was dying of an aneurysm the first time it happened.

I forgot the gall bladder pain that went undiagnosed for 6 months. Would double me over on the floor.

Ditto on the migraines since I was 14. Also experienced ocular partial blindness and aura. Slurred speach, coordination issues. ER Demerol/Visterol push barely made them tolerable after crawling into bed for 8-12 hours. Very debilitating. Migraine hangover for days after. Thankfully, they started making Imitrix (shots for me) and the Migraines have lessened in frequency and secerity as I've aged. Probably just burned out all the useful brain cells.

[RCCrawler]

Kidney Stones, get them about once a year. The last one was 10mm, and they had to go in and get it.

Also ripped the ball off the top of my humerus, that one hurts all day every day and it happened like 5 years ago.

[glock21]

Broke my leg in half. Foot was facing the opposite direction. Put me in a splint till surgery, on the way to surgery the crutches slipped out from under me and landed on my broken leg.

In a full leg cast for 6 months because i rebroke it while the cast was on. Worst year of my life.

[10x]

Tonsils taken out at age 50. It was hard to eat for a while.

Surprisingly open heart surgery and having my chest cracked last October didn't hurt at all.

[BigBear]

In no particular order:

Ruptured gallbladder
Punctured lung
Broken neck (two places)
Broken toes, tibula, femur, knees, hip, ribs, spine (four places), collar bone, shoulder, both arm bones (forgot names) fractured skull, jaw.... ummm everything, lol

What do I win? (Besides a lifetime of chronic pain?...)

No, I'm not an invalid. Yes, I can still run/jump. No, I don't take drugs. Yes, I can still kick your @$$... This Bear don't lay down.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Minus the kidney stone problems....


Sorry someone had too...

[Larry Ashcraft]

Allergic reaction to a vasectomy. They had to hold me down to give me Demerol in both arms at once.

[spyder]

Stabbed in the ear (pierced the drum).
Broke my index finger off at the last joint.
Second marriage... All of it...........


Depending on the day, the third one kinda goes up and down in the list.

[Cman]

Mine happened when I was 16. I dropped a full bucket of 375 degree oil . When it hit the ground the oil bounced back on my left arm. Melted a bunch of my skin off my arm from the elbow to my palm. Then the boss decided rubbing butter on it would help, that was a bad idea! The hospital had a hard time getting that butter off!