Does your firearm suck???

[J]

Its almost hard to believe this lanky f#&ker even cycles. Oh, wait, it doesn't in many cases.

You need a 6 foot wing span to draw high enough to clear a holster.

This pistol is an abomination. If 5 inches isn't enough sight radius to get the bullet to where it needs to go, buy a rifle.

This firearm does suck.