Changing the name of what we call our rifle platform

[omegalopez]

Before the boating accident, my weapons were called "rifle" and "carbine", and sometimes when they acted up, bastard, motherfucker, and sometimes even POS. That was all before the tragic boating accident after a three hour tour..

[Singlestack]

While perusing the Smith and Wesson website, I noticed that they call their ARs "Modern Sporting Rifles". So, OP, did you steal their idea or did they steal yours?

I know the NSSF (National Shooting Sports foundation - the organization that runs the SHOT Show in January) calls ARs Modern Sporting Rifles. Their reasoning is pretty sound, in that the AR platform is today used for everything - pistols, plinking, home defense, precision shooting, sniper rifles, varmint rifles, hunting rifles - and even Shotguns (that Turkish gun introduced in the past year). By far the fastest growing platform in the shooting world.

[UrbanWolf]

What does the media think AK stand for? Ass Kicker?

[UrbanWolf]

i call my rifles

Автомат Калашникова Модернизированный and Автомат Калашникова образца 1974 года

[jgang]

All I have are CGATBUFALPs..."constitutionaly guaranteed arms to be used for all lawful purposes."

Stick THAT in your pipe and smoke it Rachel!

[Squeeze]

Fire Extinguishers. All mine are specifically designed to/for extinguishing incoming fire from unlawful threats.

[sniper7]

Fire Extinguishers. All mine are specifically designed to/for extinguishing incoming fire from unlawful threats.

I like it.

I think I'll call mine the criminal extinguisher.

[DANGERTASTIC!]

I like to call mine a "Panty Dropper"

[HoneyBadger]

I like to call mine a "Panty Dropper"

Danger, you win this thread. Everyone else, go home.

[Ronin13]

Danger, you win this thread. Everyone else, go home.

Yes, yes he did! Danger, no homo, but dammit I love your work!