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    Nice,

    "Today was a good day" Reminds me of a friend of mine from college. Had to write a paper about what you did that day entirely in Spanish. He did the lyrics of "today was a good day" in espanol. effing hilarious.

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    Sólo el despertar en la mañana tengo que gracias a Dios
    Yo no sé, pero hoy en día parece un poco extraño
    No ladridos de los perros, sin contaminación
    Y mamá cocinó un desayuno sin cerdo
    Tengo mi comida, pero no cerdo
    Finalmente recibí una llamada de una chica quiere excavar
    Enganchado para arriba más adelante como me golpeó el hacer "
    Pensar que yo vivo, otro 'twenty-fo
    Me tengo que ir porque yo me consiguió una caída superior
    Y si pulsa el interruptor, puedo hacer que la caída de culo
    Tuve que parar en un semáforo en rojo
    Mirando en el espejo no es un jacker a la vista
    Y todo está bien
    Tengo un pitido de Kim y ella puede joder toda la noche
    Llamé a los homies y me pregunto y'all
    ¿Qué tribunal, están ustedes jugando al baloncesto?
    Póngame en la cancha y estoy problemas
    La semana pasada cogió la vuelta y consiguió un triple doble
    Freaking hermanos todos los sentidos como M.J.
    No puedo creer, hoy fue un buen día

    Condujo a la plataforma y las duchas
    Ni siquiera conseguir no estática de los cobardes
    Porque ayer los tontos trataron de volar
    Vio a la policía y corrió hacia la derecha por delante de mí
    No flexin, ni siquiera miró en dirección niggaz
    Mientras corría la intersección
    Fuimos a la casa del perro Short, que estabas mirando Yo! MTV Raps
    ¿Qué son las HAPS en los dados
    Shake em up, agite em up, agite em up, agite em
    Rodar em en un círculo de niggaz y verme romper el em
    Con los siete, Seven-Eleven, Seven-Eleven
    Siete incluso volver hacer lil Joe
    Cogí el flujo de caja
    Luego jugamos los huesos, y estoy Yellin dominó
    Y ahora estoy gritando dominós
    Además sé que nadie fue asesinado en South Central LA
    Hoy fue un buen día

    Dejé mi casa niggaz pagado
    Recogió una muchacha sido tryin a la mierda ya que el grado doce
    Es irónico, tuve la bebida tuvo la crónica
    Los Lakers vencieron a los Supersonics
    Me sentía en el trasero grande y gordo
    Sacó la mermelada, y mató al punanny
    Y mi polla es profunda tan profundo tan profundo
    Pon el culo a dormir
    La despertó alrededor de un
    Ella no dudó, para llamar a Ice Cube el top gun
    La llevó a la almohadilla y yo estoy costeando
    Tomó otro sorbo de la poción golpeó el movimiento de tres ruedas
    Me alegro de que todo había funcionado
    Abandonado a su culo, entonces me sonó a cabo
    Hoy ha sido como uno de esos sueños vuelan
    Ni siquiera ver una baya parpadear las luces altas
    No helicóptero en busca de un asesinato
    Dos de la mañana dieron la hamburguesa grasa
    Incluso vimos las luces del dirigible de Goodyear
    Y leer Ice Cube es un chulo
    Borracho como el infierno, pero no vomitar
    A mitad de camino a casa y mi pager todavía volar
    Hoy ni siquiera tengo que usar mi A.K.
    Tengo que decir que fue un buen día.

    Hey espera, espera un minuto tonto
    Detener la mierda
    ¿Qué coño estoy pensando?

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    Quote Originally Posted by patrick0685 View Post
    never know...i got one 10 min before i said i was going to quit
    DAMMIT!!! Just got the alert! They were back out of stock in literally 3 seconds!!!

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    mad men say i'm green
    i've seen things you've never seen
    talk behind my back
    I'm off the beaten track.
    Dr. Jimmy and Mr. Jim
    When i'm high you never notice him
    they only come out when i drink my gin.
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    Lets Go hard core

    Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese
    Sammy says to Susie "Honey, would you please be my missus?"
    And she say yes With her kisses
    And now he's ticklin' her fancy Rubbin' her toes
    Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
    As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle
    And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
    Singin' and jingin' the jango Floatin' like the heavens above
    It looks like muskrat love

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    Alright, this doesn't warrant its own thread so you guys get stuck with it...

    ARRRGGGGGG! This is what I f**king get for being in a f**king hurry and not paying f**king attention to what the f**k I was f**king doing! F**K! I mean, F****************K!

    So I was pulling the buffer tube out of one the rifles and didn't clear the end-plate before trying to take the damn thing out. "Hmm," I thought to myself, "the buffer tube sure is tight. Why won't it back out? It shouldn't be tight. Maybe it's some carbon build-up. I know! I'll put a f**king strap wrench on it and destroy the G*DD**N thing as the alignment tooth on the F**KING end-f**king plate destroys the F**KING threads on the F**KING buffer tube!!!"

    And it wouldn't be too bad if there wasn't a F**KING shortage of every G*DD**M AR-15 F**CKING part in the whole F**KING country because of a bunch of F**KING politicians and F**CKING A**HOLES who panic buy every-F**KING-thing in existence.

    So now I have a rifle down all because I was in a F**KING hurry. F**K!

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    F**K!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mahabali View Post
    DAMMIT!!! Just got the alert! They were back out of stock in literally 3 seconds!!!
    yep i saw that...you had to be stupid fast, i knew today would have been worse
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    Quote Originally Posted by baglock1 View Post
    Alright, this doesn't warrant its own thread so you guys get stuck with it...

    ARRRGGGGGG! This is what I f**king get for being in a f**king hurry and not paying f**king attention to what the f**k I was f**king doing! F**K! I mean, F****************K!

    So I was pulling the buffer tube out of one the rifles and didn't clear the end-plate before trying to take the damn thing out. "Hmm," I thought to myself, "the buffer tube sure is tight. Why won't it back out? It shouldn't be tight. Maybe it's some carbon build-up. I know! I'll put a f**king strap wrench on it and destroy the G*DD**N thing as the alignment tooth on the F**KING end-f**king plate destroys the F**KING threads on the F**KING buffer tube!!!"

    And it wouldn't be too bad if there wasn't a F**KING shortage of every G*DD**M AR-15 F**CKING part in the whole F**KING country because of a bunch of F**KING politicians and F**CKING A**HOLES who panic buy every-F**KING-thing in existence.

    So now I have a rifle down all because I was in a F**KING hurry. F**K!
    that would be rant worthy
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    Quote Originally Posted by patrick0685 View Post
    that would be rant worthy
    Thanks.

    And $100 later, I have two end plates, two buffer tubes, and a Remington 870 +2 extension on the way. GDI.