This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo.
On the way home, I stopped at the gas station and this drop dead gorgeous blond was filling her car at the next pump. She looked at the ammo in the back of my car and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, boy. Would you be interested in a trade, sex for ammo?"
I thought it over for a few seconds and responded......"Well, just what kind of ammo do you have to trade?"
Sorry, I stole this from another forum, but I had a good laugh and thought I would pass it on.