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    This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo.

    On the way home, I stopped at the gas station and this drop dead gorgeous blond was filling her car at the next pump. She looked at the ammo in the back of my car and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, boy. Would you be interested in a trade, sex for ammo?"

    I thought it over for a few seconds and responded......"Well, just what kind of ammo do you have to trade?"




    Sorry, I stole this from another forum, but I had a good laugh and thought I would pass it on.

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    I dont think I would be interested in that deal if I lived in Trinidad, just saying

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    Quote Originally Posted by soldier-of-the-apocalypse View Post
    I dont think I would be interested in that deal if I lived in Trinidad, just saying

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    Quote Originally Posted by soldier-of-the-apocalypse View Post
    I dont think I would be interested in that deal if I lived in Trinidad, just saying

    Damn that is funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by encorehunter View Post
    This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo.

    On the way home, I stopped at the gas station and this drop dead gorgeous blond was filling her car at the next pump. She looked at the ammo in the back of my car and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, boy. Would you be interested in a trade, sex for ammo?"

    I thought it over for a few seconds and responded......"Well, just what kind of ammo do you have to trade?"




    Sorry, I stole this from another forum, but I had a good laugh and thought I would pass it on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by soldier-of-the-apocalypse View Post
    I dont think I would be interested in that deal if I lived in Trinidad, just saying
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    Quote Originally Posted by soldier-of-the-apocalypse View Post
    I dont think I would be interested in that deal if I lived in Trinidad, just saying
    She might have been packin a little extra..... In her pants

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    Quote Originally Posted by budda View Post
    She might have been packin a little extra..... In her pants
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    Quote Originally Posted by soldier-of-the-apocalypse View Post
    I dont think I would be interested in that deal if I lived in Trinidad, just saying
    Haha definitely! Furthermore, if I wanted to barter for sex, things like cash, gold, silver, plutonium, and many other items are much easier to come by at this time...

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