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Gunner
09-26-2012, 22:34
Took these photos over the past two days. People can't park
So please take your photos and post them here of idiots who can't park. I will be adding more.
http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t464/GunnerCOAR15/IMAG0122.jpg

http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t464/GunnerCOAR15/IMAG0124.jpg

http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t464/GunnerCOAR15/IMAG0125.jpg

http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t464/GunnerCOAR15/IMAG0104.jpg

http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t464/GunnerCOAR15/IMAG0109.jpg

http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t464/GunnerCOAR15/IMAG0105.jpg


http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t464/GunnerCOAR15/IMAG0110.jpg


http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t464/GunnerCOAR15/IMAG0118.jpg

Tinelement
09-26-2012, 22:38
How many bodies in the trunk of that Lincoln!?? [ROFL1]

It's crazy out there. I stay to the way back corners of the lots.

Gunner
09-26-2012, 22:39
I like the orange eclipse.

Irving
09-26-2012, 22:50
If I would have known, I could have taken a picture just today. I like this thread idea. I'm in.

ray1970
09-26-2012, 22:54
This will be simple. Every time I park somewhere I just get out and take a picture of my vehicle. [Coffee]

DangerLee_Industries
09-27-2012, 00:28
Good call Gunner this thread should do well.

Adawg38
09-27-2012, 06:37
Nice, I like this thread too. I'll see what I can find...shouldn't be too hard.[Tooth]

PsyKo
09-27-2012, 07:09
exactly why i double park my GTO everywhere i go. wife works at king soopers and her car looks like it was parked in a pinball machine lol.

Sawin
09-27-2012, 08:01
exactly why i double park my GTO everywhere i go. wife works at king soopers and her car looks like it was parked in a pinball machine lol.
You'll wind up on here eventually if you double park way out in the outskirts of the lot. This calls for a nice little clip all of you will chuckle at ;).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UizY_QLIbCA

merl
09-27-2012, 08:04
watched someone parallel park a month back or so. pull back until you hit the car, turn, pull forward, then, pull back until you hit the car, pull forward and say good enough.
not one tap but 2. Mirror? turning your head? nah too much effort.

Ridge
09-27-2012, 08:21
It's almost like people don't really need a 27 foot long truck to pick up the groceries...

00tec
09-27-2012, 08:23
I fully expect one of my cars to end up here. The only time I'm a passenger in my vehicles is when I require a DD, and everytime my other half parks it, I get out and tell her she parks like an asshole.

Gunner
09-27-2012, 16:48
http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t464/GunnerCOAR15/IMAG0138-1.jpg

http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t464/GunnerCOAR15/IMAG0003.jpg

rondog
09-27-2012, 17:03
I had some asshole park so close to my Jeep one day you couldn't have gotten a Barbie doll in through the drivers door. Could barely get my hand between the rear bumpers. Had to crawl over the front seats, which is tough for a fat old man.

There may have been some damage left on his shit, I can't say......

merl
09-28-2012, 08:01
oh come one, thats a car lot. they can display however they want :)

Skully
09-30-2012, 20:26
I had some asshole park so close to my Jeep one day you couldn't have gotten a Barbie doll in through the drivers door. Could barely get my hand between the rear bumpers. Had to crawl over the front seats, which is tough for a fat old man.

There may have been some damage left on his shit, I can't say......

I had that happen to me in the parking lot of an apartment decades ago. This person violated everyones space or car at some point and had a notorious reputation for doing it all the time. This was the guy who parked slanted to take up two spaces so his baby would not get dinged. The complex kept giving him warnings and warnings. One time I had a rolling jack in my storage and I got it out and moved the car over so I could get in my Jeep..............neighbors cheered. One week they left for vacation leaving the car parked slanted and the complex had the vehicle towed. He got back and realized his car was in the impound for a week. You know how much even 10 years ago daily impound fees cost? He never parked that way again.
[Coffee]

ray1970
09-30-2012, 20:36
You can't really count this one. I see a person inside the vehicle. I think it is technically only parking if you exit the vehicle. If you are still in the vehicle it is only "stopped"... not "parked"

[Coffee]


http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t464/GunnerCOAR15/IMAG0138-1.jpg

Squeeze
09-30-2012, 21:21
I will do my part to add to this list when I go out. This will be good...

Gunner
09-30-2012, 21:29
You can't really count this one. I see a person inside the vehicle. I think it is technically only parking if you exit the vehicle. If you are still in the vehicle it is only "stopped"... not "parked"

[Coffee]

Passenger!!!! No motion of vehicle or counts!!!

Gunner
10-01-2012, 07:59
Look at this ass

http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t464/GunnerCOAR15/IMAG0148.jpg

Oh wait that's me....... Damn![Bang]

opie011
10-01-2012, 10:01
At the hospital where theres designated spots for walking and wheelchairs. [Bang]
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq75/opie011/20121001_095439.jpg

Gunner
10-01-2012, 10:57
Oh man double whammy


http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t464/GunnerCOAR15/IMAG0195.jpg

Gunner
10-01-2012, 10:58
At the hospital where theres designated spots for walking and wheelchairs. [Bang]
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq75/opie011/20121001_095439.jpg

Oh man are you kidding me

Ah Pook
10-01-2012, 23:32
http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t464/GunnerCOAR15/IMAG0003.jpg
Are those paddles on the big ghey truck?


No pics but the Leaf Peepers can't park to save their lives. Just for fun, I wanted to park my beater truck within the parking space lines. It would have been 3" from the left and right vehicles. [Roll1]

I won't mention the Escalade that parked on the sidewalk and got out to finish his beer.

Tinelement
10-01-2012, 23:47
This will be simple. Every time I park somewhere I just get out and take a picture of my vehicle. [Coffee]

Every flipping time I park now....


I think of this reply!


[ROFL2]

BigBear
10-02-2012, 08:07
I need to start taking pics of my apartment complex. Big stupid "tricked out" trucks parking in compact spots, motorcycles taking up two spaces, ricers over lines (and then bend their mirrors in), etc... ridiculous, it takes an extra two seconds to put your car in reverse and park correctly.

NMB2
10-07-2012, 01:51
I always park in the back, double parked so people can't park next to me.

fitz19d
10-07-2012, 03:49
Oh man are you kidding me
One's like this I think can actually be sent in and ticketed over. At least for handicapped etc. Had a crazy batshit lady kept running around our hospital claiming there were no handicapped spots (there were) and harassing others parked in those spots. (People who were handicapped but forgot the sign etc, one time they even had the plates.)

sniper7
10-10-2012, 23:46
I'll have to remember to do this!

Teufelhund
10-11-2012, 00:22
At the hospital where theres designated spots for walking and wheelchairs. [Bang]
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq75/opie011/20121001_095439.jpg

Wow. I always wish I had one of these in my pocket when I see shit like that.
http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=I.4567651242739139&pid=1.7&w=141&h=144&c=7&rs=1

RCCrawler
10-11-2012, 00:28
I had a friend in HS that anytime someone took up 2 spots he took his pocket knife to their tire.

sniper7
10-11-2012, 10:41
I had a friend in HS that anytime someone took up 2 spots he took his pocket knife to their tire.

ouch!

I hate when people do it, but I don't think they deserve to have their car vandalized because of it. Now if they park to close and swing their door open and damage my vehicle...all bets are off.

EvilRhino
10-11-2012, 13:04
If you've ever been to a box store while pulling a trailer, you know how hard it usually is to find a pull through spot. Depot has recently added about 3 trailer spots at some stores.

I've seen this scenario at several stores.

Ridge
10-11-2012, 13:04
Now if they park to close and swing their door open and damage my vehicle...all bets are off.

NBvysuewIOs

crays
10-11-2012, 15:32
Notice the motorcycle. Notice motorcycle's postion in parking space. Notice location of car next to it. Notice color of SUV on other side of car.
I passed this lady in the hall on my way out of work, as she was coming in. I know she knows it's my bike, but not a word. She even made eye contact. I fought the urge to go back in and say something because I'm a nice guy, right?

13807

Notice the motorcycle. Notice motorcycle's postion in parking space. Notice location of car next to it. Notice that the lighting is different, and there's a different car on the passenger side of the offender from the one in the other pic. That's right...DIFFERENT DAY.

13809

Needless to say, she doesn't make eye contact in the hall anymore.

Gunner
10-11-2012, 15:46
Dumb Bitch

Gunner
10-11-2012, 16:03
http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t464/GunnerCOAR15/IMAG0219.jpg

Sawin
10-11-2012, 16:21
Dumb Bitch

+1.

Zundfolge
10-11-2012, 16:31
Dumb Bitch
Or is she hitting on crays but just real awkward about it? [ROFL1]

crays
10-12-2012, 10:22
Or is she hitting on crays but just real awkward about it? [ROFL1]

My dear better half asked the same question...

and not just no, but Hell No! [Help]

merl
10-12-2012, 23:19
Depot has recently added about 3 trailer spots at some stores.
They made the mistake of putting the trailer spots right up close like the handicapped spots, except there is nothing stopping folks from using em. Putting dedicated trailer spots at the far end of the lot would be more likely to get honored and if you are loading something you are going to pull up anyway (trailer or not).

EvilRhino
10-13-2012, 10:20
They made the mistake of putting the trailer spots right up close like the handicapped spots, except there is nothing stopping folks from using em. Putting dedicated trailer spots at the far end of the lot would be more likely to get honored and if you are loading something you are going to pull up anyway (trailer or not).

No real need to have special ones far out. Usually you can find the lot wide open in one corner or another and get 2 spots to pull thru with nothing else around.

The other one is where they use the lumber loading area. A few have it where there is a few diagonal spots. Most still have the pull thru style and people pull all the way up, park and go shop for 30 minutes while the area fills up with people trying to load purchases but are now trapped by the first Dbag.

First world problems I guess.

Tinelement
10-13-2012, 11:11
Chevy is parked in the last parking spot.

Sooooo this dude just parked in the driveway.. [ROFL1]


http://i1193.photobucket.com/albums/aa351/tinelement/881FCED2-70C9-4575-AEA6-4EE577F207D3-1220-000001EA1A0276FE.jpg

gonz13
10-13-2012, 13:25
NBvysuewIOs

[LOL]

gonz13
10-22-2012, 07:58
Right in the middle of two rows

MrPrena
10-24-2012, 22:04
At Wendy's

http://i46.tinypic.com/1zd0niv.jpg

ray1970
10-24-2012, 22:22
Wish I could have snapped this sooner but I wasn't thinking about it. These were the only two parking spots left when this guy pulled in so he just took both of them. And left about five feet in front of his truck which left his truck hanging about one small car length into the middle of the parking lot. Sorry about the crappy photo. The camera is good. It's my windshield that's filthy.

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m98/rjs1970/photo-24.jpg

Irving
10-24-2012, 22:40
Some dickhole in my neighborhood parks his car in front of his house, completely blocking the sidewalk on the street corner. When I'm running, I have to run into the main road to go around it. I want to kick the window out every time.

opie011
10-24-2012, 23:12
Some dickhole in my neighborhood parks his car in front of his house, completely blocking the sidewalk on the street corner. When I'm running, I have to run into the main road to go around it. I want to kick the window out every time.

You've been to my house and see where I have one of my trailers parked. I usually during the week stay hooked up and my truck hangs over the sidewalk but dillholes who use the park next to house will block my driveway and I can't hook up to my trailer if I dont stay hooked up.

MrPrena
10-24-2012, 23:39
It's one of the reason that I do not goto this gas station pictured.
Cashers mess transaction up on premium/regular fuel, long line, and over priced.

I goto Murphy USA (oil) 2 blocks east now.




Wish I could have snapped this sooner but I wasn't thinking about it. These were the only two parking spots left when this guy pulled in so he just took both of them. And left about five feet in front of his truck which left his truck hanging about one small car length into the middle of the parking lot. Sorry about the crappy photo. The camera is good. It's my windshield that's filthy.

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m98/rjs1970/photo-24.jpg

nisils14
10-25-2012, 04:04
This is gold, I'll have to start taking pictures of what I come across...

http://auto-fail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Demotivational-BMW-bad-parking.jpg

ray1970
10-25-2012, 10:10
It's one of the reason that I do not goto this gas station pictured.
Cashers mess transaction up on premium/regular fuel, long line, and over priced.

I goto Murphy USA (oil) 2 blocks east now.

This is a station at 104th and Tower. I haven't had any problems there but I usually only hit it at around 6:00 a.m. Maybe once a week.

MrPrena
10-26-2012, 19:50
This is a station at 104th and Tower. I haven't had any problems there but I usually only hit it at around 6:00 a.m. Maybe once a week.

Looks exactly like 128th circle K. [Tooth]

Irving
10-26-2012, 20:25
You've been to my house and see where I have one of my trailers parked. I usually during the week stay hooked up and my truck hangs over the sidewalk but dillholes who use the park next to house will block my driveway and I can't hook up to my trailer if I dont stay hooked up.

You live on a cul-de-sac. This car would be the equivalent of parking their rear bumper flush with the gutter on Ward Rd where you turn to go to your house. So when you are walking down the sidewalk, you'd have to walk into Ward Rd to go around the car. There is another guy in the neighborhood how has a trailer that doesn't fit in his driveway and you have to run around it, but there the sidewalk is a good 6 feet from the street, AND it's not right at an intersection so it is less annoying.

Gunner
11-05-2012, 14:20
http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t464/GunnerCOAR15/IMAG0473.jpg

http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t464/GunnerCOAR15/IMAG0504.jpg

JM Ver. 2.0
11-05-2012, 16:00
Some dickhole in my neighborhood parks his car in front of his house, completely blocking the sidewalk on the street corner. When I'm running, I have to run into the main road to go around it. I want to kick the window out every time.

Sounds like the way I park... But unless you're running into and around my cul-de-sac... Not me.

ray1970
11-05-2012, 16:10
I have a good one to post up. I'll try to do it tonight.

spleify
11-05-2012, 23:13
This is a great thread

02ducky
11-05-2012, 23:17
I need to take some pics of the idiots in Cali, many these guys over here are crazy.

Gunner
11-06-2012, 10:23
Back your jeep up about 12ft

http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t464/GunnerCOAR15/IMAG0508-1.jpg

Gunner
11-06-2012, 10:23
http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t464/GunnerCOAR15/IMAG0509.jpg

TS12000
11-06-2012, 12:00
Got this one the other day at work, the parking lot usually has plenty of space but come the F on...3 spaces?

http://i986.photobucket.com/albums/ae346/TS12000/IMG_20121102_164123.jpg

bigmyk2k
11-06-2012, 14:53
[M2]

Monky
11-06-2012, 15:01
I'd love to see some self images in this since you're all expert parkers :)

That SUV is a compact.. don't you see that!

brianakell
11-06-2012, 15:22
It's almost like people don't really need a 27 foot long truck to pick up the groceries...

Nope, I think mine is only 23', maybe 24'. Crew longbed. Not everyone owns closet sized cars, or works in an office building. Throw some 10-12' pieces of steel in the bed of mine, and Im closer to 28+. But the all city officials keep making the spots smaller. But that's ok, you all can complain about the "big" trucks, and Ill keep getting annoyed every time I follow a lunchbox on wheels into a fuel station, only to have that lunchbox take the only diesel pump, when there are 4 other gas pumps open.

brianakell
11-06-2012, 15:25
[M2]
Done it, will do it again. Stuffed a dually into a compact spot before (no car on one side, grass on the other). Want to make retarded sized parking spots, and Ive got no other feasible option, Ill stuff 4tons of truck in there.

encorehunter
11-06-2012, 15:26
Nope, I think mine is only 23', maybe 24'. Crew longbed. Not everyone owns closet sized cars, or works in an office building. Throw some 10-12' pieces of steel in the bed of mine, and Im closer to 28+. But the all city officials keep making the spots smaller. But that's ok, you all can complain about the "big" trucks, and Ill keep getting annoyed every time I follow a lunchbox on wheels into a fuel station, only to have that lunchbox take the only diesel pump, when there are 4 other gas pumps open.

Oh how true this is.

This one is from last night. Californians.....
http://i631.photobucket.com/albums/uu37/jlstodghill/P11-05-12_18-15.jpg

hollohas
11-07-2012, 16:54
This is gold, I'll have to start taking pictures of what I come across...

http://auto-fail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Demotivational-BMW-bad-parking.jpg

I witnessed a chick do this very thing at a gas station once. I had no words for how she managed to make it that far up on the rock.

Ah Pook
11-07-2012, 22:29
[M2]
http://www.ar-15.co/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=14615&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1352235179

When did they make the lot in front of Neptune Mountaineering compact parking? [Mad]

Gunner
11-08-2012, 11:04
HE DID IT AGAIN!

http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t464/GunnerCOAR15/IMAG0517.jpg

Gunner
11-08-2012, 11:05
Look at this ass

http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t464/GunnerCOAR15/IMAG0148.jpg

Oh wait that's me....... Damn![Bang]


I'd love to see some self images in this since you're all expert parkers :)

That SUV is a compact.. don't you see that!


I CALLED MYSELF OUT ALREADY

bigmyk2k
11-08-2012, 12:08
When did they make the lot in front of Neptune Mountaineering compact parking? [Mad]

Just the row along the sidewalk. I think it was because the drive lane behind it is so narrow anyway.

Took the pic Dec. 29 last year. So, some time ago.

opie011
11-08-2012, 16:39
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq75/opie011/20121108_153021.jpg

DSB OUTDOORS
11-08-2012, 19:10
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq75/opie011/20121108_153021.jpg
Holy crap Eric. I didn't realize how tall you are until this pic. [ROFL1]

T-Giv
11-12-2012, 21:17
Saw this nugget at Chipotle today. Some classy female yapping on her phone and bitching about God only knows what.

http://i607.photobucket.com/albums/tt159/Givnasty/774C0918-698D-43ED-B762-F98131D2D6A8-11260-000002C14D377DC3.jpg

BUC303
11-13-2012, 18:02
I didn't personally see this one but it was online and made me think of this thread.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/tuesday-dar-0.jpg?w=500&h=835

PsyKo
11-14-2012, 07:50
I didn't personally see this one but it was online and made me think of this thread.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/tuesday-dar-0.jpg?w=500&h=835

im gonna have to start taking the kids chalk to work lol.

TFOGGER
11-14-2012, 14:51
http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q504/tfogger/IMAG0133.jpg

Utterly packed parking lot. 1 person in the truck, gave me a crusty glare as he walked up just after I snapped this...

hghclsswhitetrsh
11-14-2012, 16:18
Is that in the parking lot off of 6th and just west of 225?

SuperiorDG
11-14-2012, 16:29
http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q504/tfogger/IMAG0133.jpg

Utterly packed parking lot. 1 person in the truck, gave me a crusty glare as he walked up just after I snapped this...

Just like those fat people on planes, he needs two spots.

SideShow Bob
11-14-2012, 19:26
http://i1161.photobucket.com/albums/q504/tfogger/IMAG0133.jpg

Utterly packed parking lot. 1 person in the truck, gave me a crusty glare as he walked up just after I snapped this...

That's what you get for going to gander Mountain......... [ROFL1]

Mazin
11-14-2012, 22:13
Ok another member and I were talking in the BP parking lot and this genus in the truck pulls up and nearly runs over the other members car.....Enjoy
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spleify
11-14-2012, 22:25
Jackasses

TFOGGER
11-14-2012, 22:28
Is that in the parking lot off of 6th and just west of 225?

Yup. went to lunch with my wife @ Noodles


Just like those fat people on planes, he needs two spots.

Look closer... more like 3 1/2 spaces.

hghclsswhitetrsh
11-14-2012, 22:35
Damn I'm good.

Irving
11-14-2012, 23:08
Gee, I wonder who's car that is. ;)

TFOGGER
11-15-2012, 10:03
That's what you get for going to gander Mountain......... [ROFL1]

Not Gander. They would never have a packed parking lot....

Trigger
11-15-2012, 10:21
I dunno about you guys but I have a tendency to take up 3-4 spots...in the BACK of the lot, preferably next to a wall. I paid a helluva lot of hard earned oil field money for my truck and I dont want some jack ass that CANT park dingin the hell out of it.[Mad]
I'll have to take a pic next time I go somewhere [Tooth]

ray1970
11-15-2012, 10:29
Ok another member and I were talking in the BP parking lot and this genus in the truck pulls up and nearly runs over the other members car


Gee, I wonder who's car that is. ;)

Kind of dead giveaway with the paracord wrap sticker on the back window, huh. [Beer]

NMB2
11-15-2012, 12:42
I regularly double park my F350. Its a wide dually and I don't trust people to pay attention when opening doors. I generally park towards the outskirts of the lot, or next to the islands if I can though..... to lessen the douchbaggery.

hghclsswhitetrsh
11-15-2012, 13:39
Is that tinelements truck parked next to that car? [ROFL3]

muddywings
11-15-2012, 16:41
What can you expect in front of Hobby Lobby?

http://i.imgur.com/TZrph.jpg?2 (http://imgur.com/TZrph)

Trigger
11-15-2012, 17:54
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/harts152000/IMAG0232.jpg

spleify
11-15-2012, 19:10
Kind of dead giveaway with the paracord wrap sticker on the back window, huh. [Beer]

[Coffee] [Muaha]

blacklabel
11-17-2012, 19:10
At the Greeley Mall.

spleify
11-17-2012, 19:23
This thread is awesome. I would say it surprises me but some people....well lets just say you cant fix stupid

Tinelement
11-17-2012, 19:49
Is that tinelements truck parked next to that car? [ROFL3]

Nah.

I would have parked a lot closer to that Audi!!
Passenger door exit.

[ROFL1]

gnihcraes
11-24-2012, 10:20
I give them some slack for the handicap tag.
http://i1103.photobucket.com/albums/g463/gnihcraes/photobucket-26711-1353700595027.jpg (http://i1103.photobucket.com/albums/g463/gnihcraes/photobucket-26711-1353700595027.jpg)

jhirsh5280
11-24-2012, 13:52
Didnt see this posted in here yet, but I keep some of these handy in case I find someone who cant park:

http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/

omegalopez
11-24-2012, 16:54
WOW

gnihcraes
11-25-2012, 19:08
http://i1103.photobucket.com/albums/g463/gnihcraes/2012-11-24_11-30-42_628.jpg

Gunner
11-25-2012, 19:49
oh man that looks like a Pueblo original



http://i1103.photobucket.com/albums/g463/gnihcraes/2012-11-24_11-30-42_628.jpg

ChadAmberg
11-27-2012, 14:43
Here's a couple from today...
16121
The guy in the CRV always parks like that at the Waffle House I hit for breakfast once in a while. It's one thing to park like a choad way out somewhere, but taking the #1 parking spot like that.

16123
And this goes to show I work with have the parking ability of a woman on a cell phone. For some reason about 90% of the people who park in that spot always block the walkway out of the parking lot. Again, this is a "#1 spot" up front. Many have parked worse where you can barely get by without the zipper on your jacket scratching their paint.

DavieD55
11-27-2012, 16:26
16127

Ridge
11-27-2012, 18:26
In a very crowded parking garage at work.

http://i.imgur.com/hs8oCl.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/hs8oC.jpg)

hghclsswhitetrsh
11-29-2012, 16:26
Got a couple goodies today. Missed one big time this morning.

http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a441/RamboZuki84/8C49D371-FFAA-47CA-A539-525BFEBE2A5C-2200-000000E227DC11AC.jpg
http://i1036.photobucket.com/albums/a441/RamboZuki84/73B0EB98-B59B-4632-A35F-B352E8934187-2200-000000E21F8D5CFD.jpg

eyeson247
12-04-2012, 21:26
Fort Carson....


http://i1283.photobucket.com/albums/a543/eyeson247/E6C93A1A-CBA0-4026-94BD-A38217E2B7E7-1099-000001CAD91621BA.jpg

rondog
12-04-2012, 21:47
Man, I hope none of you guys ever follow ME around with a camera! I usually do pretty good, but I have my "moments".

ray1970
12-04-2012, 23:54
Fort Carson....


http://i1283.photobucket.com/albums/a543/eyeson247/E6C93A1A-CBA0-4026-94BD-A38217E2B7E7-1099-000001CAD91621BA.jpg

If that was me parked like that this jack ass would be giving me a ticket. [Rant2]

Shootersfab
12-06-2012, 16:04
Front and center

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee370/Rm125yz450f/IMG_20121206_145830.jpg

rondog
12-06-2012, 16:43
Fort Carson....


http://i1283.photobucket.com/albums/a543/eyeson247/E6C93A1A-CBA0-4026-94BD-A38217E2B7E7-1099-000001CAD91621BA.jpg

What, State Troopers can't qualify for, and use, Handicapped parking tags? The man could have had an injury or a minor surgery, that prevents him from doing some things and qualified him for a temp mirror tag, yet he could still do most of his job, including driving. I've have temp mirror tags several times, and still worked and did my job. Why couldn't a State Trooper do the same?

But if that's NOT the case here, and he's just using the HC space to park in because he's a Trooper, then he needs a pee-pee slappin'.

gnihcraes
12-09-2012, 16:04
http://i1103.photobucket.com/albums/g463/gnihcraes/2012-12-09_11-35-02_321.jpg

http://i1103.photobucket.com/albums/g463/gnihcraes/2012-12-09113409.jpg

and what are these stickers representing? any ideas?

http://i1103.photobucket.com/albums/g463/gnihcraes/2012-12-09113420.jpg

Irving
12-09-2012, 16:11
Colorado Mills.
I think the one in the driver rear window is some Colorado snowboard company maybe? Pass rear window is fishing in Colorado. Pass side window is using hand grenades in Colorado.

opie011
12-09-2012, 16:17
Colorado Mills.
I think the one in the driver rear window is some Colorado snowboard company maybe? Pass rear window is fishing in Colorado. Pass side window is using hand grenades in Colorado.

Close...driver rear is NeverSummer. Colorado snowboard company. Pass rear is Burton and I can't remember the grenade one but that is a snowboard company too.

Irving
12-09-2012, 17:27
I see the "b" for Burton now. I always thought that was a fish hook.

gnihcraes
12-09-2012, 20:17
At first I was hoping for a COAR15 sticker, so I could raz someone here for parking..

bigmyk2k
12-10-2012, 17:42
Front and center

http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee370/Rm125yz450f/IMG_20121206_145830.jpg

If the parking weren't bad enough, gotta love the Donut Haus two doors from Weight Watchers.
There's someone with an entrepreneurial mind!!

newracer
12-11-2012, 11:16
http://i416.photobucket.com/albums/pp243/RickL66/Image005.png

Gunner
12-11-2012, 11:30
Oh man that one is good. I love the boot

BUC303
12-11-2012, 11:35
Close...driver rear is NeverSummer. Colorado snowboard company. Pass rear is Burton and I can't remember the grenade one but that is a snowboard company too.

The grenade is a glove company http://www.grenadegloves.com/

Spdu4ia
12-11-2012, 13:09
Snowboard clothing company not just gloves.

Gunner
12-22-2012, 14:48
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l176/landondesautels/2012-12-11155402.jpg

I lost my phone so I was slacking. But I'm back in biddnass

Gunner
12-23-2012, 21:24
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l176/landondesautels/20121223_202118.jpg
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l176/landondesautels/20121223_202128.jpg

Irving
12-23-2012, 21:48
Blackhawk casino parking garages always have the worst parking.
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-NC9u6J75Vx8/UNfPIF9E80I/AAAAAAAAA0U/hHuG6Xr_xFQ/s901/IMAG0961.jpg

This lady was scratching 1,000 scratch tickets and didn't even notice me taking her picture.
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-JGD3HfRrxwI/UNfPsluBpSI/AAAAAAAAA0c/1aS2AB29KA0/s901/IMAG0984.jpg

I don't know what was up with this guy. ;)
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-RrRZN3hqDN0/UNfQA3Z-lQI/AAAAAAAAA0k/XDPs7nfSWZI/s901/IMAG0985.jpg

lex137
12-24-2012, 10:34
He was going to use that sign post as a jumper to ground from truck to truck cause the cables were not long enough, lol...

Stevep1979
01-01-2013, 21:14
That is I always park my truck towards the back of the parking lot!

kwando
01-20-2013, 14:29
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l166/kwando90/mobile/04AAE576-78BB-409E-9A49-EA8C9D1BDC35-19495-00000A4F01A6D5EC.jpg

Gunner
01-20-2013, 22:06
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l176/landondesautels/20130119_110605.jpg

Gunner
01-20-2013, 22:06
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l176/landondesautels/20130119_110609.jpg

ep303
01-21-2013, 11:01
I don't have any pictures but I bought 100 of these cards to leave on people's cars that park like the ones in this thread http://www.zazzle.com/you_suck_at_parking_clean_customizable_version_bus iness_card-240936280217440226

Gunner
01-21-2013, 11:10
be thankful you don't live in Pueblo you would go through 100 in a day

ep303
01-21-2013, 11:20
I can't imagine....I live in Castle Rock with two high schools so there are kids everywhere and they don't know how to park let alone drive

Gunner
01-21-2013, 11:26
I know how that is. I drove full size pickups in high school. I went to school at Thunder Ridge in Highlands Ranch, but the people here really take the cake

Kaiser.Shooter
01-27-2013, 14:41
wally parking lot in centennial
http://i815.photobucket.com/albums/zz78/tennokaiser/20121221_193949_zpse2970a8b.jpg

Gunner
01-27-2013, 14:47
wally parking lot in centennial
http://i815.photobucket.com/albums/zz78/tennokaiser/20121221_193949_zpse2970a8b.jpg

holy hell

GlockDog47
01-27-2013, 16:04
They must be from from Mexico. They park all f-ed up down there lol

Gunner
01-28-2013, 22:32
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l176/landondesautels/20130128_143454.jpg
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l176/landondesautels/20130128_143444.jpg

Pistol Packing Preacher
01-29-2013, 08:50
holy hell
I think that is an oxymoron!

Gunner
01-29-2013, 12:45
this guy is almost hitting that jeep
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l176/landondesautels/20130129_112632-1.jpg
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l176/landondesautels/20130129_114027-1.jpg
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l176/landondesautels/20130129_112558.jpg

Walter.mitty
01-30-2013, 01:37
I work at a DIA parking lot. I could fill this thread just driving around the lot on any given day. However my favorite customer of all time happened last winter. There was snow on the ground but you could see most of the lines. A guy pulls in driving an Expedition (or equivalent, it has been a year and I have slept since then) and totally straddles a line. He gets out and is talking on the phone before I can say anything or even point it out to him. He looks down sees how far he is from the next line and says, " I parked like an A##hole! Hold on let me fix this." Not sure if it was to me or the guy on the phone. Now whenever me or my daughter miss a parking space by even a little we will tell each other, "I parked like an A##hole. Or You parked like an A##hole."
Got to respect someone that calls himself on BS.

spleify
01-30-2013, 02:01
Here's a couple

Citizen_Soldier
02-01-2013, 21:05
I guess college teaches you everything except how to park.

20569

Gunner
02-09-2013, 00:54
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l176/landondesautels/20130206_132137.jpg

TEAMRICO
02-09-2013, 23:40
With a sticker on the back like that I suppose they figured they were entitled to park like this!

Shootersfab
02-13-2013, 13:00
Boss gets a new truck and thinks he can park like a d bag.........


http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee370/Rm125yz450f/IMG_20130213_115321.jpg

rondog
02-13-2013, 13:26
Hey, you people don't like the way I park, stay off the damn sidewalk!

Fentonite
02-17-2013, 20:44
http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz339/fentonite/4fc95ac6c2e98641d1b4bfe4ceb92017.jpg

birddog
02-17-2013, 21:01
Boss gets a new truck and thinks he can park like a d bag.........


http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee370/Rm125yz450f/IMG_20130213_115321.jpg
Gotta get that dog food.

Gunner
02-17-2013, 21:09
Boss gets a new truck and thinks he can park like a d bag.........


http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee370/Rm125yz450f/IMG_20130213_115321.jpg

With this tried costing more than some sports cars, and 3 times the size I would park like that too

buzzed223
03-02-2013, 16:41
I've been clicking through this thread wondering if I'm going to run across picture of my vehicle somewhere in here lol I'll think about this thread every time i park from now on!!![Bang]

DSB OUTDOORS
03-02-2013, 17:59
http://imageplay.net/img/tya22307907/car2.jpg

Gunner
03-05-2013, 21:51
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l176/landondesautels/20130301_093721-1.jpg

jonny450r
03-06-2013, 17:45
Got this yesterday http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/03/07/my8azy7y.jpg

sent from my fancy dancy phone that'll soon be outdated or broken

brutal
03-06-2013, 17:48
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l176/landondesautels/20130301_093721-1.jpg

You needed a panoramic shot there because I see at least two other shitty parking jobs.

Dr_Fwd
03-06-2013, 18:54
http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn270/Dr_Fwd/20130204_150510_zpsa986b82a.jpg

IFFV
03-23-2013, 20:00
People who park like that should ride the Bus?

gnihcraes
03-23-2013, 20:58
People who park like that should ride the Bus?

He's one of RTD Drivers, this is his personal rig. lol

car-15
03-24-2013, 14:13
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd27/rruusseell1/6702A700-B7FA-40FA-9CE1-6297BE42E879-8865-00000297F781EECA_zps6489ea5d.jpg

Ridge
03-24-2013, 17:24
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd27/rruusseell1/6702A700-B7FA-40FA-9CE1-6297BE42E879-8865-00000297F781EECA_zps6489ea5d.jpg

That's what ya get for comin to Aurora!

Irving
03-24-2013, 17:56
That Dodge Ram gets an A+ from me, as he is actually taking up LESS than one parking space.

kawiracer14
03-25-2013, 15:04
He's one of RTD Drivers, this is his personal rig. lol


[Coffee]

gnihcraes
03-25-2013, 20:18
He's one of RTD Drivers, this is his personal rig. lol[Coffee]

I couldn't resist. Really, I like RTD.

car-15
04-05-2013, 18:29
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd27/rruusseell1/AC3F4615-72B9-470A-85C0-72A146F45231-15652-000002DE4D4504A8_zps23fe0c6e.jpg

Gunner
04-05-2013, 18:33
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd27/rruusseell1/AC3F4615-72B9-470A-85C0-72A146F45231-15652-000002DE4D4504A8_zps23fe0c6e.jpg

Yeah right that goes under awesome park jobs

Daniel_187
04-05-2013, 19:54
They park like that a lot in Europe, saw this a lot in Germany

Kaiser.Shooter
04-09-2013, 16:40
Smart cars were designed to park like that, I remember some ad's when they showed this type of parking possibilities as a selling point of this washer sized car

My next parking macho:
http://i815.photobucket.com/albums/zz78/tennokaiser/20130405_173400_zpsbf9dc092.jpg

rondog
04-09-2013, 17:56
Looks like everyone needs a pocketful of these.....

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/rinselman/funnies/parkingsuck.jpg

hghclsswhitetrsh
04-12-2013, 13:40
25835

spleify
04-12-2013, 18:43
Looks like everyone needs a pocketful of these.....

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/rinselman/funnies/parkingsuck.jpg


Ok, I need some of those.

rondog
04-12-2013, 19:18
Ok, I need some of those.

Just a photo I found, I don't have 'em. Been many times I wish I had.

Squeeze
04-26-2013, 23:03
Saw this douche-nozzle at the 7-11 on South Broadway & Dartmouth

http://i1094.photobucket.com/albums/i445/TangoDownPro/BadParkingRedCar_zps684acc18.jpg (http://s1094.photobucket.com/user/TangoDownPro/media/BadParkingRedCar_zps684acc18.jpg.html)

CroiDhubh
04-27-2013, 13:51
What do you expect? Colorado people can't even fucking drive

kuchdut
04-27-2013, 16:15
2 things...

1: I'm glad I found this thread...It's like having a joke you can't remember when you see some dumbarse parking like they own the damn world in their POS Prius. And now there's someplace to honor these parking aficionado's
2: I'm glad I didn't see my car in there...of course I'm an excellent parker, so why would it be :)

lowspeed_highdrag
04-27-2013, 16:42
What do you expect? Colorado people can't even fucking drive

Having lived all over the country and been all over the world, I can confidently say that CO drivers are probably some of the best drivers in the world....

Squeeze
04-28-2013, 00:21
Having lived all over the country and been all over the world, I can confidently say that CO drivers are probably some of the best drivers in the world....

[Wow2] Not sure where you've been, but I've seen some of the worst drivers here in Colorado.

quondom fremd
04-28-2013, 02:05
[Wow2] Not sure where you've been, but I've seen some of the worst drivers here in Colorado.

But how do you know they were from Colorado and not just another transplant?

Squeeze
04-28-2013, 02:46
But how do you know they were from Colorado and not just another transplant?

Good point. You are probably spot on with that assumption. I'm from a small town in Iowa, back where people drive by and wave at you with their whole hand. Out here it seems like people only wave with the middle finger. The biggest pet peeve I have is that moron drivers out here will cut off 4 lanes of traffic to make their exit on the highway, rather than just say, "fuck it" and carefully get over, take the next exit and back track a couple of blocks. Of course majority of the time these jack-holes are missing their exit due to being on their cell phone or some other mundane distraction.

netsecsys
04-28-2013, 08:36
Looks like everyone needs a pocketful of these.....

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/rinselman/funnies/parkingsuck.jpg

This as a sticker with really strong adhesive to inflict more inconvenience when removing...

DEAGLER
04-28-2013, 08:38
Near cars tend to park on the lines to avoid door dings.

eg bter
04-28-2013, 08:43
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/399588_457421954333734_729354039_n.jpg

Ah Pook
04-28-2013, 11:33
Colorado has the largest concentration of bad/stupid/aggressive drivers that I have ever seen. Don't know where they came from.

hatidua
04-28-2013, 12:25
Colorado has the largest concentration of bad/stupid/aggressive drivers that I have ever seen. Don't know where they came from.

If I was a betting sort, I'd say Berkeley, CA or Atlanta, GA, those are the only two places where they are more incompetent (Berkeley) or rude/aggressive (Atlanta), than they are in CO. Granted, not all of CO is equal: Boulder has a monopoly on the worst drivers in the state, bar none. Soccer-moms in their Range Rover, texting, while ignoring the fact that 4-way stops apply to everyone, including them, is rather sporting....it takes defensive driving to all new levels [Mad]

lowspeed_highdrag
04-28-2013, 16:09
[Wow2] Not sure where you've been, but I've seen some of the worst drivers here in Colorado.

I lived right between San Diego and LA for 4 years. I lived in South Carolina, spent many months in Oklahoma, and Ive been to 13 countries in Southeast Asia and the Middle East. Socal drivers create pileups when it starts to rain, seriously. At least CO drivers can drive in the rain.

Eggysrun
04-29-2013, 23:16
Parked my bike today, came back to this.

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j67/cmarkl/IMG_0109_zps2da143c1.jpg

GilpinGuy
04-30-2013, 00:25
Who's this nozzle? [LOL]
http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/juanez3248/jeep_zps053e6c2d.jpg

The "spot" to the right isn't really a spot - just dead space. I guess a motorcycle could fit in there.

Irving
04-30-2013, 00:37
Who's this nozzle? [LOL]
http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af308/juanez3248/jeep_zps053e6c2d.jpg

The "spot" to the right isn't really a spot - just dead space. I guess a motorcycle could fit in there.

Congratulations at being the only person, ever, at the casino to park between the lines.

Does anyone else have a bunch of these pictures on their phone that they have been too lazy to post? (http://www.ar-15.co/members/1578-Irving)

spleify
04-30-2013, 08:15
Does anyone else have a bunch of these pictures on their phone that they have been too lazy to post? (http://www.ar-15.co/members/1578-Irving)




Yes..

rondog
04-30-2013, 09:09
The biggest pet peeve I have is that moron drivers out here will cut off 4 lanes of traffic to make their exit on the highway, rather than just say, "fuck it" and carefully get over, take the next exit and back track a couple of blocks.

Heh, some fool in a little 2wd sporty-type car did that right in front of me in heavy, semi-frozen slushy conditions on I-25 once. Tried shooting from the far left lane to take the Arapahoe exit at the last second.

Of course, he immediately lost control and spun out all over three lanes, I just barely missed him as he was spinning. I glanced out my side window and looked straight at his terror-stricken face as he was coming around on his 3rd or 4th rotation. The semi-truck behind me hit him so hard it smashed the whole ass end of his car into the back seat, and took the Kenworth out of commission as well. Real good thing there wasn't any passengers in his back seat, they would have bought it instantly.

Rabid
04-30-2013, 10:16
If I was a betting sort, I'd say Berkeley, CA or Atlanta, GA, those are the only two places where they are more incompetent (Berkeley) or rude/aggressive (Atlanta), than they are in CO. Granted, not all of CO is equal: Boulder has a monopoly on the worst drivers in the state, bar none. Soccer-moms in their Range Rover, texting, while ignoring the fact that 4-way stops apply to everyone, including them, is rather sporting....it takes defensive driving to all new levels [Mad]
Atlanta is a pretty bad place to drive and on top of it if you have to go over the speed limit heading out of the city or you are a traffic hazard but cops are everywhere so its like playing russian roulette with a speeding ticket. Florida is pretty bad too they are either all the way on the throttle or all the way on the brakes with no middle ground.
Ten or so years ago Colorado was not a bad place to drive. People seemed to drive aggressive and with a purpose but it was a lot less chaotic. Also people could drive in the snow and rain much better then they do now.

brutal
05-01-2013, 00:28
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/05/01/e3u4a4as.jpg

Hotel parking lot in Olathe, KS about a month or so ago. My rental on the left.

Autocorrect courtesy of droid using tapatalk

car-15
05-01-2013, 09:44
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd27/rruusseell1/369C38BD-E865-41C3-A9D6-EB4F58664458-16451-000002FD9D261371_zps56a11cde.jpg

Ridge
05-03-2013, 14:28
http://i.imgur.com/MajMN4Jh.jpg

hollohas
05-03-2013, 14:31
^ Worst yet.

Gunner
05-03-2013, 14:42
http://i.imgur.com/MajMN4Jh.jpg


Holy cow!

rondog
05-03-2013, 15:08
http://i.imgur.com/MajMN4Jh.jpg


There ya go! Now we're talkin'.....

Wish I had a photo of the Jeep Cherokee I saw once in Syracuse "parked" on top of a 4ft. steel pole in the middle of a shopping center parking lot. No idea HTF that one happened.

brutal
05-03-2013, 15:08
http://i.imgur.com/MajMN4Jh.jpg

Must be part Honeybadger

CroiDhubh
05-03-2013, 16:25
IAt least CO drivers can drive in the rain.

...really? When? o_0

Seems like when the water isn't frozen CO drivers freak the hell out

Kaiser.Shooter
05-03-2013, 16:25
^^^^^
worst so far , deserves to be towed

Irving
05-03-2013, 19:36
I don't know how anyone could even feel comfortable leaving their vehicle with it parked like that.

opie011
05-04-2013, 14:12
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq75/opie011/20130504_135834_zps43581ee4.jpg

car-15
05-04-2013, 15:31
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq75/opie011/20130504_135834_zps43581ee4.jpg

what else would you expect from a mercedes owner? [facepalm]

spyder
05-04-2013, 23:48
http://www.toxel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/gap03.jpg

Irving
05-05-2013, 01:11
Okay, I've been holding onto these for a while now.
On this first one, I had to driver around this guy, to park the correct way.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-OR5qHfdcIgw/UYYEiOpZ1EI/AAAAAAAABCs/ud6Opr2iz1o/w1061-h596/IMAG1269.jpg

This was at Big 5 in Wheat Ridge. 60% of the lot was open and this guy just swung right in and parked like this. He definitely saw me taking this picture, as I deliberately walked away from my car and conspicuously stood right behind him to take the shot.
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-FBNXDAED7RE/UYYEhcUGLRI/AAAAAAAABCk/ZxqLKagY6cQ/w1061-h596/IMAG1275.jpg

This was at Total Beverage. Must have pulled up just after a kidnapping.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-_UA1xi6xWHk/UYYEj8BKnvI/AAAAAAAABC0/0TE-cZA-0zs/w1061-h596/IMAG1268.jpg

HoneyBadger
05-06-2013, 08:34
http://www.toxel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/gap03.jpg
Photoshop or ad campaign?

spleify
05-06-2013, 09:00
Photoshop or ad campaign?

Well you can tell its set up becaus ethere are rails under the roof of each vehicle so my guess would be some type of ad

HoneyBadger
05-06-2013, 09:04
Yeah, but the upside down Gap sign and mannequins would be easier to photoshop than to do in actuality. I didn't notice the rails under the cars before.

Gunner
05-06-2013, 11:38
Was looking at apartments on the map and saw this little guy. First car on the left
http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t464/GunnerCOAR15/Screenshot_2013-05-06-11-35-49.png

airborneranger
05-12-2013, 11:03
(http://http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g355/sethweaver1/IMG00025-20130512-1453_zps1db45327.jpg)http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g355/sethweaver1/IMG00026-20130512-1453_zps1bfb2b04.jpg (http://s1097.photobucket.com/user/sethweaver1/media/IMG00026-20130512-1453_zps1bfb2b04.jpg.html)


http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g355/sethweaver1/IMG00025-20130512-1453_zps1db45327.jpg (http://s1097.photobucket.com/user/sethweaver1/media/IMG00025-20130512-1453_zps1db45327.jpg.html)



http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g355/sethweaver1/IMG00024-20130512-1453_zps467005a8.jpg (http://s1097.photobucket.com/user/sethweaver1/media/IMG00024-20130512-1453_zps467005a8.jpg.html)

gnihcraes
05-12-2013, 16:37
http://i1103.photobucket.com/albums/g463/gnihcraes/2013-05-05113528.jpg

ray1970
05-12-2013, 16:48
http://i1103.photobucket.com/albums/g463/gnihcraes/2013-05-05113528.jpg

In this guy's defense, they just don't make parking spots long enough for a truck like this. You either have to hang out the front of the spot into the next space or leave your ass end about four feet into the aisle.

brutal
05-12-2013, 16:53
I've also encountered some unbelievable narrow lanes that make it nearly impossible to park anything bigger than a sedan or shituv.

However, this isn't normally an issue at any Home Deport lot. :D

gnihcraes
05-12-2013, 22:58
In this guy's defense, they just don't make parking spots long enough for a truck like this. You either have to hang out the front of the spot into the next space or leave your ass end about four feet into the aisle.

Funny thing, It's my truck. Only way I can park it without hanging out in the travel lane. I park further out so I don't get in the way. :)

gnihcraes
05-12-2013, 22:59
And this guy, should have parked further out in a pull through like I did with mine.

http://i1103.photobucket.com/albums/g463/gnihcraes/2013-05-12192700.jpg

Irving
05-12-2013, 23:32
Isn't that behind the strip mall at Belmar. That's a tight lot.

muddywings
05-13-2013, 14:08
Can't blame the driver(s) for this one:

http://i.imgur.com/OWqxPyp.jpg

ray1970
05-13-2013, 14:13
Can't blame the driver(s) for this one:

http://i.imgur.com/OWqxPyp.jpg

Sure you can. Those cars shouldn't be parked in spots made for motorcycles.

spyder
05-15-2013, 18:25
http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/21971/slide_21971_2264291_free.jpg?1364251578932

gnihcraes
05-15-2013, 20:17
Isn't that behind the strip mall at Belmar. That's a tight lot.
Yup. But not far away from this is the back of the lot, where some other larger vehicles are parked. No need to burn up the close spaces with this monster. :)

fly boy
05-15-2013, 20:20
Sure you can. Those cars shouldn't be parked in spots made for motorcycles.

That's the first thing I thought of!



Can't blame the driver(s) for this one:

http://i.imgur.com/OWqxPyp.jpg

hghclsswhitetrsh
05-20-2013, 23:12
Caught this dude as he was backing out. Contagious parking at lowes on Sunday.

hghclsswhitetrsh
05-20-2013, 23:12
Damn, uploaded sideways. Sorry.

ep303
05-22-2013, 11:22
http://youtu.be/0Pj8QKTvRTQ

spyder
05-22-2013, 12:15
http://f.kulfoto.com/pic/0001/0003/293jy2066.jpg

spyder
05-22-2013, 12:16
http://f.kulfoto.com/pic/0001/0003/redcO2091.jpg

spyder
05-22-2013, 12:23
http://f.kulfoto.com/pic/0001/0004/26v513817.jpg

spyder
05-22-2013, 12:30
http://f.kulfoto.com/pic/0001/0005/VqHmZ4184.jpg

spyder
05-22-2013, 12:31
http://f.kulfoto.com/pic/0001/0005/tkoY24206.jpg

SuperiorDG
05-22-2013, 13:02
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/981405_10151429568672036_293929975_o.jpg

XDMan
05-22-2013, 15:14
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/981405_10151429568672036_293929975_o.jpg

Where's the Game Warden?!?

RCCrawler
05-22-2013, 15:31
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/559688_10151777004273272_1312652415_n.jpg

Gunner
05-22-2013, 15:54
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/559688_10151777004273272_1312652415_n.jpg

That law does not apply to him.....

kwando
05-22-2013, 16:55
http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l166/kwando90/null_zps1fdb53c7.jpg (http://s96.photobucket.com/user/kwando90/media/null_zps1fdb53c7.jpg.html)

RCCrawler
05-22-2013, 20:22
That law does not apply to him.....

Sadly they feel they are above the law.

I totally understand if there was an emergency going on and he just whipped in there to handle something, however, this car sat there for at least the entire 6 hours I was at the convention center. There was no emergency, he was just using it for parking probably to save his fat ass from having to walk 2 blocks like the us poor peasants.

Irving
05-22-2013, 20:30
Is it true that if you drape a pair of cuffs over your steering wheel, you are saying you are an undercover and not to tow/ticket the car?

P.S. I already know the answer.

ray1970
05-22-2013, 20:33
Is it true that if you drape a pair of cuffs over your steering wheel, you are saying you are an undercover and not to tow/ticket the car?

P.S. I already know the answer.

Please share. That way I'll know if I need to go purchase a pair of handcuffs.

brutal
05-22-2013, 21:41
Is it true that if you drape a pair of cuffs over your steering wheel, you are saying you are an undercover and not to tow/ticket the car?

P.S. I already know the answer.

Only if they are not fuzzy pink ones.

Irving
05-22-2013, 22:03
I assume the answer is along the lines of, "Well it's free to try out that theory, but it will probably cost you to get the answer."

ZERO THEORY
05-22-2013, 23:11
Got you beat:


http://i.imgur.com/SwWXzqK.jpg

Eggysrun
05-26-2013, 17:59
Today was interesting...

Parking lot of Home Depot
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j67/cmarkl/IMG_0146_zpsd95bbd7b.jpg

Parking lot of Foothills Mall
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j67/cmarkl/IMG_0147_zpsbb93c3e6.jpg
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j67/cmarkl/IMG_0148_zps59cd882c.jpg

Gunner
06-04-2013, 08:02
I fell like it would be harder to park like that than just park normal

Got you beat:


http://i.imgur.com/SwWXzqK.jpg

hatidua
06-04-2013, 09:07
(http://http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g355/sethweaver1/IMG00025-20130512-1453_zps1db45327.jpg)http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g355/sethweaver1/IMG00026-20130512-1453_zps1bfb2b04.jpg (http://s1097.photobucket.com/user/sethweaver1/media/IMG00026-20130512-1453_zps1bfb2b04.jpg.html)


http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g355/sethweaver1/IMG00025-20130512-1453_zps1db45327.jpg (http://s1097.photobucket.com/user/sethweaver1/media/IMG00025-20130512-1453_zps1db45327.jpg.html)



http://i1097.photobucket.com/albums/g355/sethweaver1/IMG00024-20130512-1453_zps467005a8.jpg (http://s1097.photobucket.com/user/sethweaver1/media/IMG00024-20130512-1453_zps467005a8.jpg.html)

- the transition from camels to cars can take time...

HoneyBadger
06-04-2013, 09:48
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/981405_10151429568672036_293929975_o.jpg


The best part about this picture is the "No fishing from bridge" sign.

Gunner
06-05-2013, 09:48
http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t464/GunnerCOAR15/C32A0F85-A59A-415E-B22A-A79D3AEA1D71-4401-000001CB6EDF1524.jpg

Ridge
06-06-2013, 17:07
http://i.imgur.com/ca9cyXch.jpg

Superorb
06-07-2013, 07:40
I fell like it would be harder to park like that than just park normal

Parking like an asshole takes work.

PugnacAutMortem
06-07-2013, 08:49
Looks like everyone needs a pocketful of these.....

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/rinselman/funnies/parkingsuck.jpg

I seriously bought 1,000 of these. Except I added a nice little picture:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-68kaRy_uUN0/UaBB6_dlluI/AAAAAAAAAFI/tT4NlvsVwMg/s200/middle_finger.png


Best $15 I have ever spent.

Sucka
06-16-2013, 10:35
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj285/glockco/idiot1.jpg

How about this one i grabbed over in Broomfield a few years back.

flogger
06-16-2013, 16:12
Hello Allstate?

Rooskibar03
06-16-2013, 19:05
Sure its covered somewhere but I keep a pad of these in my glovebox.

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm251/cmuthard03/bb8624f7e2a9a9d0b9c0008656e98c6a_zps9eb879f4.jpg

Superorb
06-17-2013, 12:15
Back on the east coast people would constantly park their cars right in front of the doors at places like Target, Walmart, Best Buy, etc. Even if there were plenty of open spaces in the lot they'd still park here. It pisses me off so much that these idiots think they can break the law whenever they want when things that are legal get much more scrutiny. I've noticed this happening more and more here in CO too. Entitled bastards.