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crays
01-15-2018, 13:33
What the......?

73148

Pueblo West... Suppose it's our own BMB? [ROFL1]

TFOGGER
01-15-2018, 17:30
http://youtu.be/cdamc7SZlzw

davsel
01-15-2018, 18:02
I've seen drunks do that with baggers at the Sturgis campgrounds every year.
Without as much success.

Alpha2
01-15-2018, 18:44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=120&v=a6DEdjG7RdQ

Seems legit...

izzy
01-18-2018, 17:28
73192

mattiooo
01-18-2018, 17:39
73192

LOL

Cerakote? Naaaaaaah....I'm gonna get my Bedazzler.

CS1983
01-18-2018, 19:30
re: Hubble LR dude...

He has an 8-32x scope and cannot see .30 cal holes at 100 yards with reactive targets? Dude needs to spend money on an optometrist. lol

I cannot imagine what the mirage would be like. So, 5x32 = 160x! Sheesh.

Now I want him to do one about putting a cutout maxi pad on the ocular end of a scope to keep from getting kissed by it every time he shoots a .300WM with that little eye relief.

Joe_K
01-24-2018, 12:32
73269

The Derp drives on, even in 2018.

Irving
01-24-2018, 12:40
What is that?

DOC
01-24-2018, 12:51
73269

The Derp drives on, even in 2018.
This inspired me to ask. Is there a light saber lug for an AR? Forget about bayonets they are last century tech.
I want one for when we finally invent the light saber and before its banned for all the limps accidentally cut off.

Irving
01-24-2018, 14:56
This inspired me to ask. Is there a light saber lug for an AR? Forget about bayonets they are last century tech.
I want one for when we finally invent the light saber and before its banned for all the limps accidentally cut off.


That would really help breaching doors.

SideShow Bob
01-24-2018, 17:30
This inspired me to ask. Is there a light saber lug for an AR? Forget about bayonets they are last century tech.
I want one for when we finally invent the light saber and before its banned for all the limps accidentally cut off.

Did you mean the limp you get from cutting off limbs ?

DOC
01-24-2018, 18:11
Yes. Dang auto correct.

00tec
01-31-2018, 08:56
I saw this article about the last photo...

http://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/2018/01/jeremy-s/rapid-deployment-bayonet-ridiculous-item-shot-show-2018/

crays
01-31-2018, 09:06
Another solution is search of a problem... [mop]

CS1983
02-12-2018, 11:12
Affirmative Action Imitates Art with hilarious results:
http://dailycaller.com/2018/02/12/michelle-obama-official-portrait-reaction/

That's awful.

DOC
02-12-2018, 23:42
The portrait isn't nearly as ugly as the real thing.

CS1983
02-13-2018, 00:06
I agree it’s missing the Adam’s apple. But as a portrait, it’s awful. Portraits should be representative of the subject.

Irving
02-13-2018, 01:14
Obama's looks like him at least.

Jeffrey Lebowski
02-13-2018, 06:49
73269

The Derp drives on, even in 2018.

Paging Dr. Freud....

buffalobo
02-13-2018, 12:48
I agree it’s missing the Adam’s apple. But as a portrait, it’s awful. Portraits should be representative of the subject.

^^^This.

hollohas
03-09-2018, 19:25
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5483287/College-student-left-bloodied-girlfriend-punched-face.html

WTF was this guy thinking?

ray1970
03-09-2018, 21:29
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5483287/College-student-left-bloodied-girlfriend-punched-face.html

WTF was this guy thinking?

Let’s not forget that for every woman out there is a man somewhere who’s sick of putting up with her shit. No matter what she looks like.

Irving
03-09-2018, 23:38
I'm already sick of her.

<MADDOG>
03-10-2018, 11:25
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5483287/College-student-left-bloodied-girlfriend-punched-face.html

WTF was this guy thinking?73788

hollohas
03-10-2018, 11:34
Let’s not forget that for every woman out there is a man somewhere who’s sick of putting up with her shit. No matter what she looks like.You're all missing the point. If you let some chick break your nose for something as lame as a breakup, would you post it on the internet for all the world to see? Hell no you wouldn't. You'd take the true story to your grave.

Irving
03-10-2018, 11:40
Why?

hollohas
03-10-2018, 12:25
Why?You don't think that would be embarrassing? You're a better man than me....

OtterbatHellcat
03-10-2018, 12:35
"better" is relative. Never sell yourself short.

Irving
03-10-2018, 13:13
You don't think that would be embarrassing? You're a better man than me....

No, not at all. I drive a minivan, on purpose. I have very little image issues. Perhaps it depends on the angle you look at it. I bet Chris Brown wouldn't have taken that punch to face, but which guy would you rather be?


"better" is relative. Never sell yourself short.

And this.

CS1983
03-10-2018, 13:47
Minivans are the best. My first vehicle was a 1991 dodge caravan/cargo. Was awesome.

hollohas
03-10-2018, 13:59
I bet Chris Brown wouldn't have taken that punch to face, but which guy would you rather be?


^Those aren't the only options.

I have very little image issues myself. But I'm certainly not going to admit to the world if a girl ever breaks my nose. Luckly, the only girl that will ever have a chance to do that is my wife. So I'll just make sure not to get too lippy.

brutal
03-10-2018, 16:05
Did he try to donkey punch her with his face?

Bailey Guns
03-10-2018, 18:09
Yeah, well...you think his face is fucked up, you should see the beating her hand took from being hit with his face.

Duman
03-10-2018, 20:45
Yeah, well...you think his face is fucked up, you should see the beating her hand took from being hit with his face.

Reminds me of a Woody Allen skit, "I bruised his knuckles with my jaw."

Irving
03-12-2018, 15:03
Reverse engineering.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjV0iO-6vK8

UncleDave
03-12-2018, 18:04
Redneck engineering at it's finest!

izzy
03-20-2018, 10:39
Saw this on gunbroker, made me lol

73944

NFATrustGuy
03-20-2018, 16:21
Saw this on gunbroker, made me lol

73944

Well. I guess I could see where that might be useful if... 1. You’re a really bad shot; or 2. You’ve run out of boolits; 3. You don’t have any extra high capacity clips; and 4. You throw like a girl!

Irving
03-20-2018, 18:21
I'd love to take that pistol bayo to a local gun shop to have it adjusted.

00tec
03-20-2018, 19:33
I'd love to take that pistol bayo to a local gun shop to have it adjusted.
Hahaha
[fudd]

brutal
03-20-2018, 21:07
I'd love to take that pistol bayo to a local gun shop to have it adjusted.

Bert could bore sight it from his backyard.

Irving
03-20-2018, 21:19
I need one of those practice targets that tell you what you're doing wrong for every section of the target, but with bayonet slashes.

"Ohhhh, looks like I'm anticipating. Better work on my dry slashing some more."

SAnd
03-21-2018, 03:13
Saw this on gunbroker, made me lol

73944
I'm more into hacking than poking... when talking about under muzzle attachments that is.
73947

Irving
03-21-2018, 07:24
On a serious note, if I had that pistol bayo, it'd give my pistol something to do, and free up one space in my tool belt when working with drywall or stripping Romex.

newracer
03-21-2018, 08:21
I have one, wife bought it for me as a gag gift.

brutal
03-21-2018, 10:15
On a serious note, if I had that pistol bayo, it'd give my pistol something to do, and free up one space in my tool belt when working with drywall or stripping Romex.

You'd just hurt yourself again with one of those.

Irving
03-21-2018, 13:49
You'd just hurt yourself again with one of those.

Now that I've got a decent soldering iron, I could probably turn that pistol bayo into some sort of circuit tester so I can make sure I have the correct breaker turned off as well.

UncleDave
03-22-2018, 07:54
"You'll poke your eye out kid!"

Teufel
03-22-2018, 16:34
73967

ray1970
03-22-2018, 17:13
The FDE brace is a nice touch. Really helps it blend in to its environment.

mattiooo
03-22-2018, 17:14
73967

Money well spent.

ray1970
03-22-2018, 17:27
On a positive note, who would want to ban that? I bet bakers would be in big trouble if they refused to bake it a cake.

CS1983
03-22-2018, 18:04
the muzzle device needs to be painted day-glo orange.

ray1970
03-22-2018, 18:07
the muzzle device needs to be painted day-glo orange.

Agree.

Irving
03-22-2018, 22:21
Sometimes getting out of work is more work than the original work!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D34d_2oTKA8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcK1G7dkhmI

Jeffrey Lebowski
03-23-2018, 06:40
Wow. Both vehicles are total junk, but I can't believe how much they intentionally play bumper cars.

Duman
03-23-2018, 16:50
That's a dangerous combination of laziness and stupidity....I hope they didn't breed........

wctriumph
03-23-2018, 17:03
That was fun. Thanks.

GilpinGuy
04-15-2018, 23:37
I assume you mean a single shot break action shotgun is inadequate. I agree, but hey, use what you got I guess.

Irving
04-15-2018, 23:41
I see a rifle with what looks like a bright red plug in the barrel.

Irving
04-23-2018, 23:37
Want to know why this roof blew off, even though it was installed with beyond the number of high wind required fasteners?
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/miGJ1MxKZfTs7Lqf8BWF6-FpejQy-ZbbmopYljFESEhQF8T0mXHR0ifhJVlHL4TtblHkwLgiyCKGkK2 pJu1_WINM5TSf62MEUxFfnV6YLhMhp9w8BGU_WdzLs81iMgSFL PwZYL978CO3Zj24SvCnycZdSRpi66Y91LxcONQP0h8qF4Ufnfi QmbfnglXUnZKVd4UIF2pyQtx1Yj8ijMg-Td8lCBHbjQo5Qez4N0IQtOiwsUUDjdF1phWxMX9NVtbttOjztc qSeJxkI0f3H0k-57-ogu8F5aa4cFrCrM8bzJadAOKj31P7DgY0_nhLnE8mG86M2mJWy HhlAjEzzyilpzU-qKK3nzVt22ofLBoCQEHT42-Qy2Gwh3JtM1sESxjzFcuI9fhPN5cLX3UnDoM6Z1arCUzLUlFYU UMyH23PZGFXE3ykzVwNhOZYEVPPe5-kEsopMm-7S93HULfSfI8coE0YYyftnP7eaP5C2j9zyJbmDB-XxB6nS2wo5YG5yg4QoMUvg-za685HW-qihV10HINlSGNs8IbuVqijOdXKFGtyeJHmbK9mMs61O-1Kgy6-tcKWmrZwy-_cOXxD7mp6CUxdE853fLweoyk7G_E6RtrtMeh98ISskr3TyQmA MOUUzV63_GbHwL1icTTNs-RJZZtDRKt-SA4uSQ=w1632-h918-no

This is why. Using staples on roofs shouldn't even be allowed, especially if they are this small.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/zVxh1q8mxbW6tAoB_RmN9hDbw0sVxQ27QuKO6WIeD0kb3HgT1h Ijlz4Wu6tTy1OV279YYrcCTdUYraCWNW3--PLmhfDZUS_xTEOS24iipja9IHMwRKghkdUH6z4ODKk5a0uPKHz f_J526NXChVVoY7SHpOaXbeqEC0e1nfKFZcpHj81e5TFwmI4yT PP0RWgf8vBIzLwE5eipECVMMqJ0CJssJ9zZqEeP8SIAuRDrJb7 23BRQi1gZOGQIbIdPZGd-0yNYgNN2-a5ekj8JDCv6uMKfkurIGEWNhSZB4THW3979jbRBtkHZMT8W1bU 1KxgkwWRAwdeeAhrT_obf0LF4pkMJKaKlZhCukjx8OEbGewasU bnJ3bKZ_oWQa5ArwLHnLgKKMsDtuuUsW77S4EBHRUmyjP7pGDM lm7TiXSIac1mWiDfnkqqvm_NHCioBzEP9TpdDAUdtp-vY2qtfG9L06KV-r7973QoqHqedhk7l_bQWJutn30Smal_KEMhaWHGg8A9LtPw9fN BC0pZzQuGjojB0J06zKmwL-CaCx87u7nywBaRa0A38ZjaGray1EvA-H4RlcWyjQyYAbMpA17OwfAErv8CRiJS0v-p4NVtDoz1nabfgYc7dldAEaexd9YILsJMgO9lxTNRanKKrhhDi 3dHaQbjcloDs-Q=w1632-h918-no

ray1970
04-24-2018, 05:04
Want to know why this roof blew off, even though it was installed with beyond the number of high wind required fasteners?


My guess was going to be high winds.

brutal
04-24-2018, 06:41
I want to know how long you can extend that tape before break.

Irving
04-24-2018, 07:24
I can get the 10' out of it, if it's not windy.

UncleDave
04-24-2018, 08:13
But did you test it in the aisle at Home Depot?

Irving
04-24-2018, 08:51
You know I did!

CS1983
04-24-2018, 09:16
I would like to know the answer.

I'm guessing not enough blue tarps in garage is not the answer?

buffalobo
04-25-2018, 05:37
If staples over penetrate even slightly they pull thru easily. If shingle gets any lift from wind the staple will pull thru.

Staples are bad idea all around for shingles.

There is a reason roofing nails have oversized head and warnings not to over penetrate.

CS1983
04-25-2018, 09:52
If staples over penetrate even slightly they pull thru easily. If shingle gets any lift from wind the staple will pull thru.

Staples are bad idea all around for shingles.

There is a reason roofing nails have oversized head and warnings not to over penetrate.

The .gov answer is to use even more staples to prevent this from happening because they bought 19 billion of them at a reduced cost.

Irving
05-15-2018, 01:55
Seriously, who would drive a Yaris?

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izzy
05-15-2018, 09:17
No chance of ever getting away in a Yaris... apparently. I wonder if there is blood in the bottom of that seat. Depends on the impact angle of course, but rounds often deflect downward from an out--> in windshield shot. That makes the 3 and 9 o-clock hits pretty dangerous even if ducking... but maybe they passed left and right of the driver [Dunno] Makes you wonder the backstory though. (LEO?)

I kinda figured someone had a junk car and decided to shoot at it before scrapping it.

TFOGGER
05-15-2018, 09:22
No chance of ever getting away in a Yaris


Don't be so sure...


https://www.tts-performance.co.uk/single-post/2017/03/09/Toyota-Yaris



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Irving
05-15-2018, 10:09
There was no blood in the car, but you could see where bullets made second and third impacts after the windshield.

izzy
05-17-2018, 08:34
It's my shootin' car, two more payments and it'll be all mine.

00tec
05-17-2018, 09:00
I kinda figured someone had a junk car and decided to shoot at it before scrapping it.

We should post pics of the cartel car....

izzy
05-17-2018, 09:09
We should post pics of the cartel car....

Agreed

izzy
05-17-2018, 09:18
74840

This is a pretty old picture but it's all I could find.

00tec
05-17-2018, 09:31
Here's a decent one.
https://www.ar-15.co/attachment.php?attachmentid=74841&d=1526570987

74841

SuperiorDG
06-01-2018, 12:42
74972

CS1983
06-06-2018, 17:33
Well this one is one for the books...



Lieutenant Joshua Philip Yabut was arrested Tuesday night after hijacking a tank-like personnel carrier from a National Guard base in Virginia, and led authorities on a two-hour chase.

Yabut, who was reportedly under the influence of drugs when he hijacked the massive M577 vehicle, shared shots of his 60-mile run through Virginia while tweeting bizarre comments, all while the police were on his tail.

Yabut tweeted a picture of himself with his helmet on and his head outside the vehicle, while making a hand-sign. He also tweeted a short video clip from inside the vehicle.

Among other bizarre tweets during the 40-mile-per-hour chase Yabut also wrote to Twitter: 'where is this damn water buffalo' and 'all i wanna do is get an anime wife.'

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/06/06/21/4CFC8D3600000578-5812363-image-m-2_1528315710292.jpg

Just as authorities had begun their pursuit of Lieutenant Joshua Yabut (pictured), he tweeted this photo of himself, apparently on the open road, with the caption 'wutang clan ain’t nothin to f*** wit booiiiiiiii'

And just hours before the bizarre incident, he tweeted 'thinking about putting my packet in tbh.'

Yabut was a Lieutenant with an engineering battalion of the Virginia Army National Guard at Fort Pickett, where the vehicle was hijacked from.

The chase began at 7.55pm, while the vehicle wound through Virginia for over 60 miles.

The vehicle was not armed, and is designed for mobile command posts. However, Yabut did have his service weapon on him, but it did not have ammunition in it, according to WTVR.

The soldier led police to Virginia's capitol of Richmond, and was heading through downtown straight toward the Capitol building.

Capitol police officers with combat-style rifles guarded the entrance to Capitol Square as a police helicopter shined a spotlight on the vehicle and police worked to stop traffic.

Stunned onlookers filmed the chase as dozens of police cars pursued the vehicle along Route 460, Interstate 95, and through the streets of Richmond.

At some points the vehicle topped speeds of 45 miles per hour, but fortunately no accidents were reported.

Twitter users compared the bizarre scene to something out of video game Grand Theft Auto.

...

At about 9.40pm the driver drove the armored vehicle onto a median and was surrounded by police.

The soldier got out of the M577 through the roof hatch, and clamored down.

He dropped to his knees, and then refused commands, so Virginia State Police tasered him.

He was first brought to the hospital, and then hauled to jail.

'The unit was conducting routine training at Fort Pickett when [Yabut] drove away in the armored personnel carrier,' Virginia National Guard spokesperson Cotton Puryear said, according to WTVR.

'The vehicle was not equipped with any weapons, but the soldier did have his personal weapon with him but had no ammunition,' Puryear said.

Yabut was assigned as the commander of the Petersburg-based Headquarters Company, 276th Engineer Battalion, and that he has more than 11 years of service, according to the Virginia National Guard.

He also served in Afghanistan from 2008 to 2009 with the Illinois National Guard


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5812363/Soldier-steals-TANK-leading-police-two-hour-chase-Virginia.html

So, supposedly in command of HHC, which means probably a 1LT. 11 years of service, so prior enlisted. Gets high. Steals M577. Tweets and posts videos while being chased by Virginia cops.

Legend.

Bailey Guns
06-06-2018, 17:50
Legend.

Yeah...til the drugs wear off.

CS1983
06-06-2018, 18:07
Oh, he's probably already had the "moment" by now where he realized he has pissed 11 years down the drain.

Duman
06-06-2018, 19:00
Wow.... those must have been some really, really good drugs...

Irving
06-06-2018, 19:11
Now that he's going to be unemployed, maybe he can guard a highschool.

Ah Pook
06-06-2018, 20:43
Seriously, who would drive a Yaris?

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Bonny and Clyde?


No, they drove Fords.

CS1983
06-06-2018, 20:44
Now that he's going to be unemployed, maybe he can guard a highschool.

LOL.

CS1983
06-06-2018, 20:48
I wonder if anyone got laughed at on the radio for suggesting stop sticks.

CS1983
06-07-2018, 13:38
Looks like he is setting himself up for the insanity plea.


RICHMOND, Va. (AP) — An Army National Guard officer charged with driving an armored personnel carrier off base while under the influence of drugs insisted Thursday he was ordered to do so as part of a training exercise and called the charges against him "completely bogus."

1st Lt. Joshua Yabut told The Associated Press he was first notified of the training exercise by his commander a week before he drove the vehicle away Tuesday evening from Fort Pickett. Yabut said he was later given the command in coded military language to conduct the exercise, which he said was aimed at gauging police response.

"I didn't want to do it, but I believed it was a lawful order, and as a commissioned officer I was required to do so," Yabut said.

Yabut, 29, of Richmond, Virginia, was arrested in downtown Richmond following a two-hour police chase. He spoke to the AP by phone from a psychiatric hospital. He was taken there Wednesday after he was arraigned on charges of driving under the influence of drugs, unauthorized use of a National Guard vehicle and evading police.



A. A. "Cotton" Puryear, a spokesman for the Virginia National Guard, denied Yabut's claim. He said there was no exercise to gauge police response.

"Lt. Yabut was not authorized by the brigade commander or anyone else to drive the armored personnel carrier off Fort Pickett to any location for any reason," Puryear wrote in an email.

Yabut said he was not under the influence of illegal drugs. He said the only drug he has taken recently is a low dose of Lexapro, which he said he was prescribed for anxiety after he returned in 2009 from a deployment in Afghanistan. He said the drug has never altered his behavior.

"I think the toxicology report will show that those charges are completely false, and I don't even know why I would be charged with that to begin with," he said.

A state trooper who is listed as the arresting officer wrote in court documents that Yabut had "glassy eyes" with dilated pupils, slurred speech and was "unsteady on his feet."

"Mr. Yabut had no idea where he was at that time," the trooper wrote. He also wrote that Yabut's dilated pupils "are indicative of opioid use."

Sgt. Keeli Hill, a Virginia State Police spokeswoman, said Thursday that she couldn't give specifics about what drugs Yabut might have used, saying an investigation was ongoing.



Yabut's lawyer did not respond to several phone messages and emails seeking comment.

The Guard said Yabut is assigned as the commander of the Petersburg-based Headquarters Company, 276th Engineer Battalion. He has more than 11 years of service, and was deployed to Afghanistan from 2008 to 2009 with the Illinois National Guard.

The armored personnel carrier, which drives on tracks like a tank, topped out at speeds of about 45 mph (70 kph) on its journey to the state capital. Police couldn't stop it, so they ended up escorting it, sirens blaring, before Yabut stopped and got out near City Hall.

Yabut said police shot him with a stun gun and set a dog on him before taking him into custody.

"I didn't just run in to an APC and drive it off," Yabut said. "It was prepped. It was prepared with 60 miles of fuel and soldiers assisted with the preparation."

http://www.kktv.com/content/news/Virginia-guardsman-says-he-was-ordered-to-take-armored-vehicle-484873601.html

CS1983
06-12-2018, 20:35
EL PASO COUNTY, Colo. (KKTV) - 11 News has learned an El Paso County Sheriff's deputy has been arrested for trying to bring drugs into the jail during his shift.

Steven D'Agostino was booked into the El Paso County jail where he works. He's also charged with drug charges and official misconduct charges. Introducing contraband in the first degree is a Felony 4 charge. 11 News learned of his arrest Tuesday night.

According to the sheriff's office, D'Agostino has been employed with the Sheriff's Office since March 20, 2013, and was assigned to Floor Security at the Criminal Justice Center Jail.

D'Agostino will not be put in the general population he was guarding, he is expected to be segregated for his own protection.

He has been placed on leave without pay, pending termination.

http://www.kktv.com/content/news/Sheriffs-deputy-arrested-485318041.html

Well that was friggin' dumb.

davsel
06-13-2018, 19:52
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKYkar2BgAM

DenverGP
06-13-2018, 20:46
I'm holding out until they make a "rapid rack" that is built into the gun. Maybe like a handle on the back of the upper? Seems like it might work.

TFOGGER
06-13-2018, 21:08
Almost makes sense for ranges that require a chamber flag...

newracer
06-13-2018, 21:17
I'm holding out until they make a "rapid rack" that is built into the gun. Maybe like a handle on the back of the upper? Seems like it might work.

No chamber flag though.

Duman
06-14-2018, 18:58
I think I'll pass............

68Charger
06-14-2018, 19:41
I'm holding out until they make a "rapid rack" that is built into the gun. Maybe like a handle on the back of the upper? Seems like it might work.

that exists already... it's called an AK... they do come in 5.56, you know... and other calibers.

for those that say no empty chamber flag? sure, if you want to roll that way, you can put one in.. you just don't have to grab the damn thing on an AK!

CS1983
06-14-2018, 21:27
Instructions unclear. Got it jammed. Bleeding out. Send Help.

CS1983
07-11-2018, 12:16
"Let's play a game..."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5942963/Man-breaks-escape-room-panics-calls-911-FOUR-times-help-gets-trapped-inside.html

Burglar breaks into escape room, panics and calls 911 FOUR times when he gets trapped inside
•Rye D Wardlaw, 40, is accused of breaking into a Washington stat escape room
•Police said he called 911 four times when he locked himself inside the Northwest Escape Experience and couldn't find a way out
•He eventually did get out of the escape room and was arrested and charged with second-degree burglary
•Wardlaw told police that he was homeless and looking for a place to go

By Minyvonne Burke For Dailymail.com

Published: 11:50 EDT, 11 July 2018 | Updated: 12:41 EDT, 11 July 2018

A burglar called police several times on Sunday when he broke into a Washington state escape room - and couldn't figure out how to escape.

The Clark County Sheriff's Office said Rye D. Wardlaw called 911 four times early Sunday morning when he found himself trapped inside the Northwest Escape Experience in Vancouver.

During one of the calls, Wardlaw told the dispatcher that he was hiding in the escape room because his house was being burglarized, the Daily News reports.


Wardlaw, 40, gave the 911 operator an address to the home he said was his but police quickly realized it was a phony address. Deputies traced the call back to the Northwest Escape Experience.

Surveillance video from inside the business shows two deputies checking the various escape rooms for signs of Wardlaw, but he had figured a way out by the time they arrived.

He was arrested a short while later when deputies found him walking through the strip mall holding a cellphone he had swiped from the front desk of the business.

Wardlaw initially denied being inside the escape room but later confessed telling police that he was homeless and had no place to go.

Tamara Bertrand, who owns the business with her husband Rob, told the DailyMail.com that Wardlaw first tried to break in through the back door but broke the handle and couldn't get it open.

That's when he found an electrical room attached to the escape room and broke into that.

She said he tried punching through a wall inside the escape room's bathroom, but eventually gave up. Wardlaw then searched around the electrical room and found a key to an empty suite attached to the escape room.

Bertrand said her business shares a door with the suite but they keep lockers in front of it. Wardlaw managed to get the door open and knocked over the lockers to get inside the escape room.

As he made his way through the escape room she said he swiped various items including a beer used as a prop, a cellphone and a TV remote. Wardlaw told police that he also ate a burrito he had with him.

Bertrand said Wardlaw went back and forth between her business and the empty suite next door. At one point, he pushed the lockers back up against the door to the suite but apparently forgot that's how he got into the escape room.

When he couldn't find another way out, Wardlaw panicked and called police from the escape room's office phone. He eventually did escape, but was arrested while walking through the strip mall.

While the couple is trying to find humor in the situation, Bertrand said it was still very scary to know that someone had broken into their business. The incident, however, didn't stop the escape room from opening up for business.

Police said Wardlaw was arrested and charged with second-degree burglary. His bail has been set at $40,000.



At my last job we did one of these as a team building exercise. Dunno that it really built up the team, but it was fun.

Irving
07-11-2018, 12:39
We did one as well and were pleasantly surprised by the challenge.

OtterbatHellcat
07-11-2018, 20:59
I've done it, and I agree with Irving.

clodhopper
07-12-2018, 18:43
Escape room? Pfft. Why would I bother with a simplified version of "real life"?.

Irving
07-12-2018, 18:47
It's like real life, but with corny props and the basically the same riddle over and over but it didn't get old because it's just as difficult to solve each time.

OtterbatHellcat
07-19-2018, 20:14
IMO, the experience forces you to think about how someone else set stuff up...…..not how you or I would do it.

It's still kinda fun to try and figure out the mind game that is before you.

izzy
07-31-2018, 12:22
Took a screen capture of this one because I assume the ad wouldn't be around for long.

75524

TFOGGER
07-31-2018, 12:31
Pro level escape room:
1 old woman in a rocker. 1 marriage license hung on the wall. 1 gold watch on your wrist. No other props.

They need to do that as an April fools joke.

[Speed] Shoot the Hostage [/Speed}

Zombie Steve
08-06-2018, 10:06
https://fightlite.com/collections/fightlite-raider-pistol/products/scr-pistol-m-lok-5-56-nato

This can't be real... right?

75600

WTF were they thinking?

Irving
08-06-2018, 11:09
Omgosh. Who would pay that much for that?

UncleDave
08-07-2018, 08:44
I saw one of those over at Ark the other day. I was very confused

Irving
08-12-2018, 20:12
As I was sitting in bumper to bumper traffic this weekend wondering where all these people came from, I saw this.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/s9wl9DOn28P5HZIvc-psQvGdTjsYuMqcVk50-6zTQRr6Z9pDLD-TKi6btVEB_T0b_uehPApcJSholcFZJ5m2WcMrlbew4HnAnGJYh f-49zCzEeW2OXSm4wbEXlO1AJheQeDw0ZwPzRv6qqv8GxKdcDNIA zAgGB4PYuj5B7I2OmqAuva0yBMGpgfkwW9cmCiiOn40bxJEw9_ eXcfPVbpUpTQezrCs3PQXJHyV0_jHYGYKCRRX0jSXLzYaO-hTUg1YsOj26lFzIp3nZKm1Mr_-Jq2RfjTWnSoxGPBl0OjnnTAMpHaSAJPd3GSrFbEUOKF4mRDfXl RCIHvuNkuRz3H7IU6XV-QtCWmtbHEvkMNuFYSoe2Mvgu2hrnECGmMIkk9tFEfP2PjphHrv PYXUmHHyBK11dszNgSHierG_YgLfgfcDUPbU6rfKeNgxBkyBxe z3fXDqYv118uVEqH82lbp9GhUwyLl-LnCqMtqMSx_VHW4j_k6S_dygJWdYJoxUxw3cZkVuFnJGvs8txz U47Dx_qu4GCxI9aWMh2w99Pju5YkZDQ73hb-5C4PftGU2r4JtiLTLb38fbp5U9wyJmga7z8aXLWNzaCqsE1goA FE3jGXShpJ8APvJVflSoxEo1tD03GxJxxm3fOeK2mT5sXPdR_-Vq4lbkSM7Z6g=w1619-h910-no

Erni
08-12-2018, 21:43
https://fightlite.com/collections/fightlite-raider-pistol/products/scr-pistol-m-lok-5-56-nato

This can't be real... right?

75600

WTF were they thinking?
Probably: "Choke on this California Commie!"

This thing might pass the CA feature-less requirement.

00tec
10-23-2018, 14:21
Couldn't decide if this should be here or the funny video thread....

l30DPJ_UUSc

Bailey Guns
10-23-2018, 15:59
^^ I didn't think it was possible to be that stupid. Then again, 67 million people voted for Hillary so this shouldn't surprise me.

00tec
10-23-2018, 16:22
I want to know what the story was when he went back after the second one...

CS1983
10-23-2018, 17:26
Recorded on an Obamaphone? Paid for by Obamacare?

Irving
10-23-2018, 18:54
Man, I definitely got time for dat.

BladesNBarrels
10-24-2018, 09:40
Damn!

thvigil11
10-24-2018, 10:00
Best quote of the day.

"I told you I was gonna get your ass. Now both your feet f#cked up."

Guys shows no mercy at all. I love it.

SideShow Bob
11-11-2018, 10:34
Really ? A must have ? You be the judge... They have models for Glocks, Beretta, 1911s and ARs.

https://www.radetecusa.com/

76557

Irving
11-11-2018, 10:37
Can it toggle between rounds left, total fired since installed, and the temp?

Every 250 shots an oil can symbol is displayed.

ChickNorris
11-11-2018, 10:38
Hehehe

Irving
11-11-2018, 10:41
If it's WiFi it can display the temp in your smoker so you can plink while you smoke bacon.

Bailey Guns
11-11-2018, 10:50
This could be the answer to one of the MOST annoying questions ever when selling a gun: "How many rounds thru it?"

brutal
11-11-2018, 14:07
Really ? A must have ? You be the judge... They have models for Glocks, Beretta, 1911s and ARs.

https://www.radetecusa.com/

76557

Must have if your name is Ripley.

TFOGGER
11-11-2018, 15:37
Yet another technologically advanced answer to a question nobody asked...

ChickNorris
11-11-2018, 17:06
All or nothing is getting a bit tiresome. Agreed.

CS1983
11-15-2018, 09:18
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6392617/Homeless-man-conspired-couple-raised-400-000-GoFundMe.html

Remember these folks? Yeah.

Circuits
11-15-2018, 12:28
Wow. Humankind really *are* bastard-coated bastards with a bastard filling...

Irving
11-22-2018, 21:49
Guy sneaks his way onto an island that is off limits to outsiders in order to declare Jesus to them. Gets shot.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/nov/22/john-allen-chau-man-killed-by-tribe-north-sentinel-island-declare-jesus

iego
11-22-2018, 21:55
I displayed my butt in his general direction. But he just kept coming.

-John

Irving
11-22-2018, 22:26
I read the little end note at the end of the article and I'll add The Guardian to my short list of news websites that I don't use. Sorry for linking their article.

Irving
11-29-2018, 19:12
Those guys who do a couple of pull-ups from a crane for Instagram suddenly seem like a bunch of jokers compared to this guy! His caption at 2:42 is EXACTLY what I was thinking and it made me laugh out loud.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLBJA8SlH2w

CS1983
11-30-2018, 11:08
That's a woman.

ChickNorris
11-30-2018, 11:12
That is not a dude.

& yes dudes do.

crays
11-30-2018, 11:13
do men really wear this shit? I was looking up info for the G43 and this showed in the images. Its bad enough when fat chicks wear these jeans, now guys? too.
https://www.tacticalintent.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Mini-tuck-3.jpg

Usually they're also wearing an Affliction t-shirt.

Sent from somewhere...

davsel
11-30-2018, 11:17
To be expected when looking up girlie guns. [Coffee]

SideShow Bob
11-30-2018, 11:19
Those guys who do a couple of pull-ups from a crane for Instagram suddenly seem like a bunch of jokers compared to this guy! His caption at 2:42 is EXACTLY what I was thinking and it made me laugh out loud.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLBJA8SlH2w


I hope to hell that hang glider pilot doesn?t diversify into giving tandem parachute jumps.........

ChickNorris
11-30-2018, 11:23
When there's no boobs & no balls it's a conundrum.

:giggle snort:

I probably shouldn't have said that outloud.

SideShow Bob
11-30-2018, 11:34
Your situational awareness must be turned off today, there is a hint of breast swell in the upper right portion of the torso.

ChickNorris
11-30-2018, 11:52
The confusion must be similar to being red/green color blind. I can tell you all day long but if you can't see it....

SideShow Bob
11-30-2018, 11:57
I liked the Red Green show when it was on....... Oh, Wait, that’s not what you said....... [Tooth]

Irving
11-30-2018, 12:35
If you need a holster, I can set you up with a guy up north who custom makes them.

BladesNBarrels
11-30-2018, 18:21
I hope to hell that hang glider pilot doesn?t diversify into giving tandem parachute jumps.........


And, the guy said he was going back up with the pilot!
Say, What?

Irving
11-30-2018, 18:23
Well, he said he'd go hang gliding again, but did he specify with that same guy? I don't know enough about hang gliding to know if the pilot did an okay job once they were off the ground.

Duman
11-30-2018, 19:15
I liked the Red Green show when it was on....... Oh, Wait, that’s not what you said....... [Tooth]

If you can't be handsome, you might as well be handy. Got duck tape ?

SideShow Bob
11-30-2018, 19:30
If you can't be handsome, you might as well be handy. Got duck tape ?

“Quando omni flunkus, moritati.”

crays
12-01-2018, 00:28
Your situational awareness must be turned off today, there is a hint of breast swell in the upper right portion of the torso.And a "traditional looking" wedding ring on the left hand ring finger.

Sent from somewhere...

SideShow Bob
12-01-2018, 09:29
Face it Hbar, deep down, you wish for the late 70’s to return so you can satisfy your need to wear fancy embroidered designer jeans.

buffalobo
12-01-2018, 13:21
I vote queer steer.

Not going to admit at first glance I thought it was a guy as well.

BushMasterBoy
12-01-2018, 14:10
76713

ChickNorris
12-01-2018, 14:24
Riiiiight.

The Georgia O'Keefe of the Sears catalog.

Irving
12-01-2018, 20:38
Hope For Paws tortures a dog, then pats themselves on the back.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLYQjS9UwvU

Fentonite
12-01-2018, 21:35
Not watching that.

Irving
12-01-2018, 21:53
It's not what you think.

SideShow Bob
12-01-2018, 22:21
It's not what you think.

Oh yes it is......... Pulling on your heart strings with a pitch to adopt or at least donate.....

Irving
12-02-2018, 00:15
I think everything they did was wrong.

electronman1729
12-15-2018, 14:18
76815

CS1983
12-15-2018, 14:32
Moonbeam and Sunshine go to White Castle.

ChickNorris
12-15-2018, 14:37
You hanging with those kind rainbow sisters CavSct?

CS1983
12-15-2018, 14:56
No. Rainbow Family folks are friggin' weird.

ChickNorris
12-15-2018, 15:53
No. Rainbow Family folks are friggin' weird.

Doesn't begin to cover it.

izzy
12-15-2018, 17:00
I spent a little bit of time in Daytona FL where they happened to have a rainbow gathering in a nearby forest. You'd get some really stinky people wandering I to town from that shitshow. I can only imagine that's exactly what it was.

Bailey Guns
12-15-2018, 20:44
All I saw was the corn dog reflection. Love me some corn dogs.

BladesNBarrels
12-16-2018, 09:59
Corn Dogs:

https://i.imgur.com/XfUhA69.jpg

Bailey Guns
12-16-2018, 10:05
drooool

Irving
12-19-2018, 12:39
Not even sure what's going on here. Highschool kid converts passages from Bible and Koran into new DNA proteins and puts them into his body. Article is lacking in some details imo.

https://www.foxnews.com/science/biohacker-injects-himself-with-dna-sequence-made-from-bible-and-koran-verses

CS1983
12-19-2018, 13:22
He is Holy War

Ah Pook
12-19-2018, 14:42
Was several years ago the rainbows gathered around Red Park, north of steamboat, Colo. Maybe a decade, or a hair more, not sure.

A place where a lot of my family has frequented. Advanced scouts in a VW bus of all things showed up when my late grandfather was fishing. One of them gave him a "hug". My imagination still finds that hilarious (legit pioneer/cowboy/badass).

They did trash the place to an epic scale though, and the local crimes were outrageous. Shitshow is quite literally on the mark. Pretty much took the place off the map for quite awhile, and then last year (or two years?) the heavy fires up in there kind of continued that problem.
Welcome to every summer in Nederland.

Irving
12-27-2018, 02:16
Don't know what they were thinking, but probably nothing like this. Guys try to steal tools, get surrounded by customers with guns.

https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/dec/26/customers-draw-guns-on-men-attempting-to-steal-too/

GilpinGuy
12-27-2018, 05:43
^^^I saw that too. Shooting out tires and shit. LOL

GilpinGuy
12-27-2018, 05:45
https://youtu.be/moIEjMd10Gc

CS1983
12-27-2018, 08:27
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZJzEZ8Y-rM

23:40 if you're short for time. What a dumbass socio. As far as they go he's not that good of an actor either.

While all this is interesting, it's also retrofitted. How reliable is body language and all the asides prior to, or without, knowledge of the actual issue?

Mtneer
12-27-2018, 08:49
Don't know what they were thinking, but probably nothing like this. Guys try to steal tools, get surrounded by customers with guns.

https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/dec/26/customers-draw-guns-on-men-attempting-to-steal-too/

More details. https://www.heraldnet.com/news/the-plan-was-to-steal-tools-then-customers-drew-their-guns/

"The department is asking those who shot at the car to come forward and provide statements." Yeah, no.

Alpha2
01-02-2019, 12:56
76978

TFOGGER
01-02-2019, 13:04
76978

Probably because dipshits kept shooting the target carriers, or cutting the cables

Great-Kazoo
01-02-2019, 13:08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZJzEZ8Y-rM

23:40 if you're short for time. What a dumbass socio. As far as they go he's not that good of an actor either.

he had his girlfriend convinced he was or already left the wife. Of course when the chips fell, he lost it. People like that are convinced they were right, always.
Worked with a kid at a mc shop who got caught stealing parts by showing them as sold to customers. Or being returned to vendors for credit, all with his log in / name on them
Up to his termination, he insisted someone else forged his log in i.d. Never mind the security cameras showed different, also.

SideShow Bob
01-02-2019, 16:21
https://youtu.be/moIEjMd10Gc

Looks like the colored (blue) powder was flammable and ignited after the initial binary explosive. But doing this in a dry grass field and sitting on top of a bail of hay was not smart either.

CS1983
01-02-2019, 16:54
Looks like the colored (blue) powder was flammable and ignited after the initial binary explosive. But doing this in a dry grass field and sitting on top of a bail of hay was not smart either.

On the upside, less places for illegals to hide, so he was basically doing his job, right? /sarc

CS1983
01-02-2019, 17:31
Truck driver flicks cig out window > cig flies into sleeper and starts fire > driver freaks out and crashes rig > truck burns to the ground.

https://imgur.com/gallery/usrhQqs

Duman
01-02-2019, 22:08
Truck driver flicks cig out window > cig flies into sleeper and starts fire > driver freaks out and crashes rig > truck burns to the ground.

https://imgur.com/gallery/usrhQqs

....and he didn't fire the moron...

Irving
01-02-2019, 22:20
I once had an auto claim where my insured fell asleep at the wheel and rear ended a semi-truck, then ran off the road (into an overpass if I remember correctly) before the driver of the semi-truck could see what happened. Talking to the owner of the truck was a riot. From what I remember he more or less said, 'That driver is such a pansy. He called me at about 2am saying something hit his truck and he didn't see anything and he was afraid to get out because of aliens or what not.' The owner basically told the driver to pull his head out of his ass, turn the truck around and go find out what hit him.

CS1983
01-04-2019, 23:54
Man tries to kidnap woman, who escapes and runs into a karate studio. Kidnapper pursues and attempts to continue the kidnapping in said studio. Obviously, ends poorly for the guy.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/04/us/woman-kidnap-karate-studio-charlotte-trnd/index.html

Irving
01-05-2019, 00:30
Hahaha. The only thing that stops a bad guy, is a good guy working at a karate dojo.

ChickNorris
01-05-2019, 10:43
Perfect

Bailey Guns
01-05-2019, 13:25
Dumbass...

CS1983
01-06-2019, 07:33
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/01/05/international-child-porn-ringleader-beaten-to-death-in-prison/

If any of you fine fellows in blue can find out who did the deed, and how to contribute to their commissary fund, I'll gladly contribute $50.

Duman
01-06-2019, 17:52
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/01/05/international-child-porn-ringleader-beaten-to-death-in-prison/

If any of you fine fellows in blue can find out who did the deed, and how to contribute to their commissary fund, I'll gladly contribute $50.

Wow. Sentenced in December, killed in January. Jeffery Dahmer had a longer run in prison.

CS1983
01-09-2019, 06:32
Someone had a very bad, no good day.

https://i.imgur.com/NfFHB1y.jpg

ChickNorris
01-09-2019, 06:39
Wow.

Irving
01-09-2019, 09:09
Woman brags about poaching a deer on a dating app, to a game warden. Whoops. Legalities aside, I would be wondering who she's out poaching with. That's not exactly a girls night out kind of thing.

https://www.foxnews.com/great-outdoors/oklahoma-woman-unwittingly-boasted-on-dating-app-about-poaching-deer-to-game-warden

ChickNorris
01-09-2019, 09:13
Well he still got lucky, riiiight?

Irving
01-09-2019, 11:55
Alternate article title: Woman Screwed By Man She Met On Dating App.

ray1970
01-09-2019, 12:05
That's not exactly a girls night out kind of thing.



It is in some states. Texas and Louisiana come to mind.

ChickNorris
01-09-2019, 14:44
I said nothing about dueling banjos.

Irving
01-10-2019, 07:49
This is a funny product. Can't post the promotional video at the moment. All the reviews featured on their site talk about how it slices up your hands.

https://brandnerdly.com/product/pocketstick

CS1983
01-10-2019, 07:59
It’s... like a ginormous slap bracelet.

Circuits
01-10-2019, 13:35
Someone had a very bad, no good day.

https://i.imgur.com/NfFHB1y.jpg

Impressive elasticity in the barrel steel. Perhaps not a desirable characteristic in a barrel steel, though.

TFOGGER
01-10-2019, 13:46
Impressive elasticity in the barrel steel. Perhaps not a desirable characteristic in a barrel steel, though.

Possibly better than turning into frag, though...

Circuits
01-10-2019, 14:01
Possibly better than turning into frag, though...

QFT. Things could always get worse, when you think about it.

Hard and brittle steel would probably have resulted in a different outcome, sure enough.

Duman
01-10-2019, 17:24
I looks like a fluted barrel, and the splits occurred along the flutes. Promotional advertisement for fluted barrels being safer?

I don't see the change of underwear.... must be out of camera frame.

ChickNorris
01-10-2019, 23:02
I thought fluted when I saw it also.

Fentonite
01-10-2019, 23:03
I thought fluted when I saw it also.

Now you’re regretting not getting that fluted barrel!

ChickNorris
01-10-2019, 23:08
Now you’re regretting not getting that fluted barrel!

Poit

Irving
01-11-2019, 00:12
Hey guys, what kind of barrel did the pied Piper have on his varmint gun?

Great-Kazoo
01-11-2019, 00:26
Hey guys, what kind of barrel did the pied Piper have on his varmint gun?

well it was a mouse gun, so i'd say a cheesy one

Irving
01-11-2019, 00:31
I bet you fart at baby showers.

CS1983
01-11-2019, 00:35
I bet you fart at baby showers.

Ever played powder poof at a baby shower?

CS1983
01-13-2019, 00:01
Keep your booger hook off the bang switch until you want it to go boom.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6584469/Shocking-moment-Indiana-officer-accidentally-shot-PARTNER-job.html

Why is this guy calling a fellow police officer "baby"?

Why is he such a friggin' tard?

CS1983
01-24-2019, 15:29
Dangit 1st Brigade 3ID... this is why you can't have nice things.

https://www.businessinsider.com/soldiers-wreck-new-tactical-vehicle-just-days-after-receiving-it-2019-1

Rock of the Marne!
https://memeworld.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Army+stronk_83a345_6915979.jpg

thvigil11
01-24-2019, 16:37
Dangit 1st Brigade 3ID... this is why you can't have nice things.

https://www.businessinsider.com/soldiers-wreck-new-tactical-vehicle-just-days-after-receiving-it-2019-1

Rock of the Marne!
https://memeworld.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Army+stronk_83a345_6915979.jpg

I'm howling with laughter. "Dammit Carl!"

TFOGGER
01-24-2019, 16:49
...and it's a loaner... [ROFL1]

clodhopper
01-24-2019, 17:56
So they flop it on the side and it is now considered "destroyed"? Either the news pukes need to do some research on who determined it destroyed.. or... it should never be fielded because it is too weak for battle.

The writing suggests the whole incident is wild disregard for taxpayer property on behalf of the soldiers driving it. I am guessing they were given the damn thing to test and find practical limits. I'd say they found a handling limit. Good job boys!

CS1983
01-24-2019, 18:38
The tank trails at Stewart are Georgia sugar sand for the most part. I’d guess they lost control while testing.

TEAMRICO
01-24-2019, 19:28
You wanna test Army Equipment? Give it to a couple of PFC?s and put a SPC4 in charge.......those Joes will put it to the test!!! Oh yeah and that GA sand was the worst when it came to road marches!!! I wanted to throw out TA-50 and dump the M-60 in the bushes!!!!

Duman
01-25-2019, 20:53
High center of gravity? Need some auto-deploy out-riggers tied to a breathalyzer.
For out-riggers to deploy, you must have a BAC > 0.15%

No THAT would make for some testing.........

Irving
01-29-2019, 09:01
Car chase in Nevada National Security Site end in fatal shooting.

http://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/26201/bizarre-chase-through-high-security-nevada-nuclear-test-site-ends-in-deadly-shooting

Mazin
01-29-2019, 19:26
Hot tang


http://imgur.com/gallery/cZPj6mf

Duman
01-29-2019, 19:27
Wow.... he probably qualified for out-riggers on his vehicle....

Duman
01-29-2019, 19:28
Hot tang


http://imgur.com/gallery/cZPj6mf

Another bush fire......

Bailey Guns
01-29-2019, 19:33
Stop, drop and roll, baby.

Mazin
01-29-2019, 19:34
Another bush fire......

[ROFL1]

CS1983
01-29-2019, 22:34
Wallet ouch:
https://www.kktv.com/content/news/Someone-bought-a-lottery-ticket-in-Colorado-Springs-and-missed-out-on-life-changing-money-505059652.html

Irving
01-29-2019, 22:56
They probably couldn't get time off of work and couldn't afford a lawyer to remain anonymous.

Irving
01-30-2019, 01:09
Someone is always upset about something. Muslims want
To ban Nike shoe because they think the logo looks like it spells Allah.

https://www.theblaze.com/news/muslims-are-outraged-this-blasphemous-design-on-a-nike-shoe-and-they-want-it-taken-off-shelves

BladesNBarrels
01-30-2019, 10:20
Hot tang


http://imgur.com/gallery/cZPj6mf

WTF?

Duman
01-30-2019, 20:00
Someone is always upset about something. Muslims want
To ban Nike shoe because they think the logo looks like it spells Allah.

https://www.theblaze.com/news/muslims-are-outraged-this-blasphemous-design-on-a-nike-shoe-and-they-want-it-taken-off-shelves

The spelling of Allah looks like a pair of boobs.... the Nike logo don't look like boobs.... maybe I need another drink.......

Irving
01-31-2019, 00:50
Aruba applies a tourist sin tax of up to 333%. The article indicates it's only a matter of time before other Caribbean islands do as well, but I really can't imagine people just not going to another island instead.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jimdobson/2019/01/30/aruba-tourists-hit-with-a-new-sin-tax-of-up-to-333-will-other-countries-follow/#148a6b6167b5

BladesNBarrels
01-31-2019, 09:21
Aruba applies a tourist sin tax of up to 333%. The article indicates it's only a matter of time before other Caribbean islands do as well, but I really can't imagine people just not going to another island instead.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/jimdobson/2019/01/30/aruba-tourists-hit-with-a-new-sin-tax-of-up-to-333-will-other-countries-follow/#148a6b6167b5

"Still, Aruba is nowhere near as high as the new taxes that Qatar introduced in the new year by adding a 100 percent tax on all alcohol, instantly doubling prices and making the cost of a 12-pack of beer an astounding $78. The sin tax increase in Qatar targets products considered prohibited under Islamic law."

$78 for a 12-pack of beer. No wonder those folks are running around blowing themselves up.

Goodburbon
01-31-2019, 10:31
"Still, Aruba is nowhere near as high as the new taxes that Qatar introduced in the new year by adding a 100 percent tax on all alcohol, instantly doubling prices and making the cost of a 12-pack of beer an astounding $78. The sin tax increase in Qatar targets products considered prohibited under Islamic law."

$78 for a 12-pack of beer. No wonder those folks are running around blowing themselves up.

Wow, and it was really high years ago when I was there. It?s easy to impose and regulate too since there?s only one liquor store.


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TFOGGER
02-02-2019, 11:35
Weirdness from SHOT 2019

http://www.recoilweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/DSC00728-675x450.jpg

http://www.recoilweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/DSC00941-675x450.jpg

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TFOGGER
02-02-2019, 11:38
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BladesNBarrels
02-02-2019, 12:01
Like the target with the killer clown and meat cleaver.
Nightmares on the range - New Country & Western Song.

ChickNorris
02-02-2019, 12:25
I like the stumpy gangsters. For some reason I think of Brad Williams...

Irving
02-04-2019, 21:29
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyJUQuaECrg

Duman
02-05-2019, 17:14
He'll be sleeping on the serengeti couch for a few nights.....

Irving
02-26-2019, 08:34
Dang Russians.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/26/man-casually-walks-hospital-cigarette-axe-back-8745058/

OctopusHighball
02-26-2019, 08:51
Dang Russians.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/26/man-casually-walks-hospital-cigarette-axe-back-8745058/

He was probably thinking "I'm dying for a cigarette!"

ChickNorris
02-26-2019, 09:02
I smoked a while back but no longer. Told my husband if I'm ever in a coma /vegetative state to rack & pack a box of smokes, clearly offer me one & if i want to go out & smoke it... I just have to wake up. Said give it three maybe four separate attempts & if I dont even stir or wave a finger, pull the line because I ain't in there anymore.

CS1983
02-26-2019, 09:08
Mental midget decides they aren't persecuted enough for their liking, so they commit felony arson and kill their two GSDs and 3 cats.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6745323/Gay-rights-leader-burned-home-make-look-like-hate-crime.html

CS1983
02-26-2019, 09:22
https://funnyjunk.com/Splendid+innate+eland/oeXNMbr/

https://memeworld.funnyjunk.com/thumbnails/comments/Blank+_e6e812c1925ff58908a8c5273743ac13.jpg

Irving
02-26-2019, 09:33
That is terrifying.

As to the first story, of course it was a rental house to boot.

CS1983
02-26-2019, 09:37
That is terrifying.

As to the first story, of course it was a rental house to boot.

You'll probably be jealous to know they haul the entire ladder on a moped in all likelihood.

Duman
02-26-2019, 17:16
Mental midget decides they aren't persecuted enough for their liking, so they commit felony arson and kill their two GSDs and 3 cats.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6745323/Gay-rights-leader-burned-home-make-look-like-hate-crime.html

I think he's missing a chromosome.

GilpinGuy
02-26-2019, 19:58
Dang Russians.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/26/man-casually-walks-hospital-cigarette-axe-back-8745058/

LMAO. My grandfather (WWII badass) left the hospital in his gown to buy cigs when he had a heart attack in his 70s. He was like, "I'm old and gonna die soon. Leave me alone." He had no shits left to give.

CS1983
02-26-2019, 20:09
I think he's missing a chromosome.

She

OtterbatHellcat
02-26-2019, 20:27
LMAO. My grandfather (WWII badass) left the hospital in his gown to buy cigs when he had a heart attack in his 70s. He was like, "I'm old and gonna die soon. Leave me alone." He had no shits left to give.

Nice!

CS1983
03-02-2019, 17:42
3 dudes get kicked out of bar in Pueblo. Come back w/ tire iron and some bully breed dogs, and get their asses kicked. lol

https://www.kktv.com/content/news/Men-bring-tire-iron-and-dogs-to-Pueblo-bar-fight-506604501.html

brutal
03-02-2019, 17:46
"The dogs will not be charged."

ROFL

Irving
03-02-2019, 17:58
Whoops.

Duman
03-03-2019, 09:38
Ruh-roh....

izzy
03-03-2019, 10:16
https://imgur.com/gallery/DrgH82l