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Two things I learned (granted not from my own mistakes but by theirs) from my roommates in College:Quote:
Originally Posted by redneck122
1. Hot dog down a hallway.
2. Warm jar of mayonnaise.
[Shock][Puke]
ETA: I wonder if Easy E thought that too... I'll bet you'll get a different answer than expected if you ask Magic Johnson.
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Originally Posted by redneck122
Depends on what they died from.
Catherine the Great, Amanda Blake, Robert Reed, ...
Just sayin.
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Originally Posted by MarkCO
I'll bet if you look you will see that they are from Wyoming..
Is there anything worse than a New York mayor that claims to be a republican?
People who don't pay to register their vehicle, I will write that all day, no excuses ("I was on my way" "It's 1 o'clock in the morning....")
You were able to shit after eating an MRE???Quote:
Originally Posted by Punkface
I went to a foreign country's small little island. They had a hole-in-ground toilets. It was fairly deep too. It was smelly, scary, and uncomfortable.Quote:
Originally Posted by KestrelBike
OMG yes. It is all a person can do to not use that 4x4 bumper for what it was built for!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by MarkCO
You're in the middle of nowhere, fishing, and you just realized that you have a couple of packs of cigarettes but no lighter...
Spend more time in the survival section. heh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr_Fwd
Did that once. It was a biblical experience. Thank God for hand rails in those handicap stalls.Quote:
Originally Posted by 10mm-man
Oh, trust me - I had that fire going in a record time! [ROFL]Quote:
Originally Posted by Irving
I'm pretty sure Easy E contracted HIV from sharing needles and there's speculation that Magic likes it in the pooper.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ronin13
It's nearly impossible for a man to contract HIV while having heterosexual sex with a woman.
Taking a shit right after your morning shower...
Inconsiderate and littering smokers.
Sharting.....
Do you have any 22LR?
Now you've turned this into the "What's Your Wildest Gun Fantasy" thread!Quote:
Originally Posted by sneakerd
Have not!- We joke about many of this type of question at FL, and I'm sure every other gunshop- because we hear it sooooooooooooooooooooooo much.
So... Do you have any????Quote:
Originally Posted by sneakerd
[Abused]
Hook a brutha up. You probably keep all the good stuff in the "back room".
We do- we actually are hoarding it allll for ourselves!
You're just not resourceful enough... In my Army winter survival class those of us who smoked (former smoker here) weren't allowed to light up until we learned how to start a fire, without instructor assistance. Do you have any idea how frustrating it is to be on the verge of a nic-fit and you can't seem to get enough heat generated through friction? And we weren't allowed to use someone else's fire to light up. [panic]Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr_Fwd
There's this:
http://www.campfiredude.com/campfire-friction.shtml
Why is Justin Beaver/ Bieber still alive?
Is there anything worse than...
Preparing to work on a major project, only to realize than in order to do so, you have to start/finish X project first? (AKA, "Homeowner's Syndrome.")
I figure someone can relate to this version too :)Quote:
Originally Posted by TheGrey
Cold eggs
Cell phone zombies
Constantly getting turned down for .22 at the damn shooting range.
I hate the phone zombies. Ever try to say something to one and get "the hand"?[flamethrower]
As an old guy you learn to get back at the children through the grandchildren. I still remember when a daughter told me that "i forbid you to do that with my child" [Flower] Sorry but it is 9PM and we are eating ice cream with lots of sugar in it. YOU get to deal with it after. [LOL]Shake em up and give em back. [Coffee]Quote:
#4: Kids in general
#5: Especially little kids.
#6: And teens
And old folks have duct tape, just saying. [pick-me]
Estrogen.Quote:
Originally Posted by waxthis
Some of you "Old Farts" can relate to this one, The Toilet paper packets that came in "C" rats. You would have save from several meals and trade the smokes for enough for a decent half clean wipe.
Good point! That makes me grit my teeth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sawin
Anything worse than trying to stay awake through the latest Bourne Supremacy movie???
Good gawd....
Anything worse than driving to Omaha for the weekend and running your mouth with the Mrs. so much that you don't realize you're on 70 until you hit Kansas.
My general rule of thumb has been that if I'm the one driving, the Mrs. should be the one running her mouth...
;-)
Getting hit in the junk. You know what i'm talking about.... the one where you feel so sick afterwards that you think you might puke up your jewels? where the pain just keeps growing and growing and doesn't ever go away? Yeah, that one.
When the dirty, nasty ass ANA you share your tiny, 2-platoon sized/manned COP with keep sneaking over to your side to use one of the 4 porta-shitters supposedly reserved for the Americans... and use it to shit *their* way... leaving dusty footprints all over the seat and breaking the top of the shit-pot so that you have to brace yourself against the sides so you don't fall in...and it's over 100* outside the tiny plastic box, no telling how hot it is inside it, leaving you more smoked after a trip to the crapper than after 6 hours of hopping grape rows.
^^ Sounds like it's time for some blue-on-green.
This one I can relate to! I hate that so much.Quote:
Originally Posted by mcantar18c
Another one related to that, having KBR Food Service guys from India who use the same showers on the FOB and take a fatty shit right in the shower- yes, they do this. [Mad]
Yup, about 10,000. Problem is, I don't shoot much 22.Quote:
Originally Posted by sneakerd
<--- Hoarding 22LR for Little-Byte
I will add mine
1) 4 year olds that shoot and don't pay for their own ammo!
:D