The "Is There Anything Worse Than..." Thread

[Ronin13]

You know Ronin, nobody's last living thought is "damn, i wish i never fucked so much".

Words to live by

Two things I learned (granted not from my own mistakes but by theirs) from my roommates in College:
1. Hot dog down a hallway.
2. Warm jar of mayonnaise.

ETA: I wonder if Easy E thought that too... I'll bet you'll get a different answer than expected if you ask Magic Johnson.

[davsel]

You know Ronin, nobody's last living thought is "damn, i wish i never fucked so much".

Words to live by

Depends on what they died from.
Catherine the Great, Amanda Blake, Robert Reed, ...
Just sayin.

[wctriumph]

Subarus and Prius going 60mph in the left lane talking on their ObamaPhone on I-25 where the speed limit is 75. I don't really mind the truckers, they are working and some have company supervised speed limiters. But if I want to get 10mph going 75 in my jacked up truck, freaking let me by!!!

Same turds will speed up to box you in if you try to pass them.

I'll bet if you look you will see that they are from Wyoming..

Is there anything worse than a New York mayor that claims to be a republican?

[DingleBerns]

People who don't pay to register their vehicle, I will write that all day, no excuses ("I was on my way" "It's 1 o'clock in the morning....")

[10mm-man]

Fuck the devil for MRE shits...

You were able to shit after eating an MRE???

[MrPrena]

Toilet paper? You are spoiled! In Mother Russia it's a basket filled with scraps of newspapers. Did I mention that their hole-in-ground "toilets" can't handle newspapers so there's another basket for *used* newspaper scraps? And that people will indiscriminately toss their used into either basket?

I went to a foreign country's small little island. They had a hole-in-ground toilets. It was fairly deep too. It was smelly, scary, and uncomfortable.

[Hound]

Subarus and Prius going 60mph in the left lane talking on their ObamaPhone on I-25 where the speed limit is 75. I don't really mind the truckers, they are working and some have company supervised speed limiters. But if I want to get 10mph going 75 in my jacked up truck, freaking let me by!!!

Same turds will speed up to box you in if you try to pass them.

OMG yes. It is all a person can do to not use that 4x4 bumper for what it was built for!!!

[Dr_Fwd]

You're in the middle of nowhere, fishing, and you just realized that you have a couple of packs of cigarettes but no lighter...

[Irving]

You're in the middle of nowhere, fishing, and you just realized that you have a couple of packs of cigarettes but no lighter...

Spend more time in the survival section. heh.

[Squeeze]

You were able to shit after eating an MRE???

Did that once. It was a biblical experience. Thank God for hand rails in those handicap stalls.