Gun found in Backpack at School
Just talked to the camera man who was parked outside...
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news...74/detail.html
my kids school. Couldn't figure out what the officers were doing here when I got back home around 4:30, now I know. Yikes.
LAKEWOOD, Colo. -- Lakewood police arrested the parent of a kindergartner Wednesday after the child brought a gun to school.A teacher was cleaning up and discovered the gun in a backpack at Molholm Elementary School on West 9th Avenue in Lakewood, police said.One of the child's parents told police the parent had inadvertently left the gun in the child’s backpack, police said. http://ad.doubleclick.net/ad/ibs.den...ord=123456789?
The parent was arrested on suspicion of child abuse and possession of a weapon on school grounds.The identity of the parent is not being released.
Guns bad...Condoms good...
Source: www.USSAstatenews.com
Aug 26th, 2010
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LAKEWOOD, Colo. -- Lakewood police, the Mayor, 95% of the CO Democratic party (aka Socialist party), Denver Mayor John Lickmypooper and Dear Leader Oba'Mao shrieked with joy, applauded and then proceeded to heap great praise on the parent of a Colorado kindergartner Wednesday after the child brought a pack of rubbers to school. Our Dear Leader was overheard in a phone call to Speaker 'Wretch' Pelosi stating; "Alas, our party's vision for sexual freedom for the children of America has taken root. We won with first-graders in MA earlier this year and now; under the leadership of our great Comrade Bennett we have a foot-hold in Colorado as well!" Wretch was believed to have responded with; "Oh Mao', I'm so pleased, the only thing that would have been more satisfying would have been the discovery of a gay porn magazine accompanying that pack of rubbers!"
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Fortunately, a teacher was violating the child's right to privacy by leveraging the "because we can policy" and discovered the revered "ticklers" in a backpack at Molholm Elementary School on West 9th Avenue in Lakewood. One of the child's parents told police the parent had inadvertently left the rubbers in the child’s backpack. "Well, your absent-mindedness was a stroke of luck, eh!" chimed-in Lickmypooper with a broad smile.
Plans were underway to award the parent with the Presidential Medal of Freedom, the nation’s highest civilian award, given to those who make an especially meritorious contribution to the security or national interests of the United States, world peace, cultural or other significant public or private endeavors, but Mao' quickly intervened and said; "Nah...fuck that...give that parent the Medal of Honor. I'm tired of that award being reserved for such a small segment of our population anyway!"
* Satire, not trivializing the magnitude of the real story here.