just made and put up my NO SOLICITING sign

[Madeinhb]

My buddy lives in a gated community on the other side of the hogback from me, he doesn't deal at all with this horeshit...you know who you are, i'm gonna come knocking selling 922 compliance parts....

Haha but I'm sure he pays a nice fee for that gated privacy.

[Monky]

I haven't had any solicitors since my over enthusiastic dog tackled one... Apparently minorities are scared of my dog for some reason.


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

[tmleadr03]

I answer the door naked holding my gun.


I rarely hear a sales pitch.

[Gman]

I answer the door naked holding my gun.

[yz9890]

It only takes a second to politely tell someone that you don't have time for a sales, political, or religious conversation and prefer not to discuss those topics or do business with strangers on your doorstep. I've never had to raise my voice or had anyone get belligerent with me as I shut my door.

[HoneyBadger]

I answer the door naked holding my gun.


I rarely hear a sales pitch.

When you say "gun" are you talking about your...? Oh never mind.

[USMC_5-Echo]

Personally I think Clint said it the most clearly that one can.

[centrarchidae]

There was a woman who was shilling for Obama during the 2012 election season. She came to my door. I told her that if she didn't do anal she was wasting both of our time.

[TheGrey]

I was so fed up with the constant, nonstop solicitations that I went to home depot and picked up one of those “No Trespassing” signs in red and white. There w a large white space under the words, and I wrote something like, “No soliciting, No contractors, No estimates, No witnessing, No sales, and absolutely No Roofing Contractors.”
So far, it’s worked. Then again, the bulk of door-to-door sales doesn’t really hit until the weather is warmer.

[ray1970]

I answer the door naked holding my gun.


I rarely hear a sales pitch.

Sometimes the gun isn't even necessary. Hell, even the naked part may be going too far. I just answer wearing a gold sequined thong and holding a blow up sheep. They really don't come around much any more.