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    I'm guessing they ran out of name tags.

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    I want to know what their definition of gigantic is. I'm sure they can't afford one of the really big ones.

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    Beware the small framed girl carrying around the giant black/purple jelly fist.
    What is my joy if all hands, even the unclean, can reach into it? What is my wisdom, if even the fools can dictate to me? What is my freedom, if all creatures, even the botched and impotent, are my masters? What is my life, if I am but to bow, to agree and to obey?
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    Local gun shop should promote bags with molle webbing to help with the "strapping."
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    I guess I'm thinking like a liberal because I can't see how this won't lead to some classroom cock fighting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Local gun shop should promote bags with molle webbing to help with the "strapping."
    Fleshlight should show up and market them as holsters.

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    Because the dildo's are to be strapped to backpacks and not in a strap-on harness that means it isn't indecent?

    Hypocracy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by th3w01f View Post
    I want to know what their definition of gigantic is. I'm sure they can't afford one of the really big ones.
    You base this on actual buying or use of ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by th3w01f View Post
    Fleshlight should show up and market them as holsters.
    Excellent.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    You base this on actual buying or use of ?
    You probably don't want to know the answer. . Like most things, you get what you pay for.

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