Protesters and YOUR rights , What are they in Colorado ?

[HoneyBadger]

1. Install OC canisters next to the headlights (but tucked away under the hood) that can be activated from the driver's seat.

2. Buy an extra car battery and and transformer. Turn your hood and fenders into an electric fence.

3. Put a REALLY LOUD speaker in your grill and blast Disney Princess music. If that doesn't pacify them, switch to something a little more offensive, like Toby Keith's "Courtesy of Red White and Blue".
EDIT: After some deep contemplation and self-reflection, I realized the answer was right in front of me the whole time: Play the National Anthem and they will stop everything just to kneel down.

4. Use a modified windshield wiper fluid system to spray elk piss (or something equally pungent) in a wide spray pattern all around your car. Make sure your external air vents are closed.

5. Keep a feral hog in your trunk and feed it a steak wrapped in dirty hippie clothes once a day. When surrounded by protesters, grab your cell phone, set it to video mode, and hit the trunk release.

6. TrunkMonkey.

7. Affix airbags (Takata is preferred) around the exterior of your vehicle. Trigger them from the driver's seat when your vehicle's movement is impeded. Probably most effective when combined with Idea #1 or Idea #8.

8.

Loudspeaker under the hood, and play really loud full automatic gunshots and screams.

9. Always travel in convoy with Davsel as the lead vehicle. Davsel will likely clear a path through the protest line.

I will update as more ideas come.

In all seriousness, amso's advice is pretty good legal advice.

And Z had some pretty darn good advice too:

Well if you're going to plan ahead that much, maybe just stay away from "those" neighborhoods in the first place and you won't have to deal with it at all.