Adventures With Tempting Fate...or Pushing Your Luck.

[Scanker19]

....I’m sure that’s not an Adam’s apple....

[sniper7]

I would put a whole roll of bubble tape in my check and start chewing, save it each night on my dresser and continue chewing for a week or until I forgot where I put it.

[ChickNorris]

....I’m sure that’s not an Adam’s apple....

***begin rant***

I'm guessing that's about me. I can usually take a joke & don't offend easily, but I'm tired of the supposition that I must be a dude (or used to be) because I'm on a forum about firearms. Apparently some a*hole (or more) has pretended to be female & pissed off some folks, fine. I ain't them. I'm new to the sport so not many folks know me yet, however at some point you'll meet me (or someone you know) & look the fool for confusing me with a dude. When that day comes, I think you'll owe me an apology for insinuating that I have been dishonest.

~also really sorry if this post kills the thread because the topic was a fun.

***end rant***

[sniper7]

***begin rant***

I'm guessing that's about me. I can usually take a joke & don't offend easily, but I'm tired of the supposition that I must be a dude (or used to be) because I'm on a forum about firearms. Apparently some a*hole (or more) has pretended to be female & pissed off some folks, fine. I ain't them. I'm new to the sport so not many folks know me yet, however at some point you'll meet me (or someone you know) & look the fool for confusing me with a dude. When that day comes, I think you'll owe me an apology for insinuating that I have been dishonest.

~also really sorry if this post kills the thread because the topic was a fun.

***end rant***

Relax, i didn’t see that aimed at you at all, this is a fun forum and we have plenty of female members.

This thread is supposed to be amusing, not taken seriously....well except the fart, seriously....don’t trust it.

[Grant H.]

Relax, i didn’t see that aimed at you at all, this is a fun forum and we have plenty of female members.

This thread is supposed to be amusing, not taken seriously....well except the fart, seriously....don’t trust it.

Agreed.

I sincerely doubt that was aimed at you.

Also agreed, trusting farts can be very dangerous... (Especially minus a gall bladder).

[Scanker19]

***begin rant***

I'm guessing that's about me. I can usually take a joke & don't offend easily, but I'm tired of the supposition that I must be a dude (or used to be) because I'm on a forum about firearms. Apparently some a*hole (or more) has pretended to be female & pissed off some folks, fine. I ain't them. I'm new to the sport so not many folks know me yet, however at some point you'll meet me (or someone you know) & look the fool for confusing me with a dude. When that day comes, I think you'll owe me an apology for insinuating that I have been dishonest.

~also really sorry if this post kills the thread because the topic was a fun.

***end rant***

No not aimed at you. It was a joke about testing luck at bars with trannies.becausesome try really really hard, soA foreffort on their part. No one thinks you’re a man. I assumed you’re a woman based on your screen name...Ora chicken farmer that’s also the president of the Hank Schrader fan club. Maybe you’ll owe me an apology one day for thinking I’m a girl Becuase I’m delicate like a flower, or becuase I really enjoy Gilmore girls (damn it Rory needs to be with Jesse!!!), or becuase my SCCY is pink with an OD green holster. (Yeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh..... (puts on sun glasses....))

[ChickNorris]

... Maybe you’ll owe me an apology one day...

I recently got some advice & they said: Don't poke the tigers!

Fair observation sure, but I didn't see how it applied to me at the time the advice was given. Still not sure it did apply but I appreciated the thought behind it, so the phrase stuck. Turns out I see a fair use for it now, though it is a bit of a stretch. Here goes it:

Unfortunately you were the poor soul in the crowd who just so happened to have picked up a stick when the tiger finally decided it had in fact, had enough of being poked. Ooops!

I'm very sorry I bit your head off.

[Jamnanc]

I’m 99% certain this had to do with kazoo’s sexual habits in the 70’s.

***begin rant***

I'm guessing that's about me. I can usually take a joke & don't offend easily, but I'm tired of the supposition that I must be a dude (or used to be) because I'm on a forum about firearms. Apparently some a*hole (or more) has pretended to be female & pissed off some folks, fine. I ain't them. I'm new to the sport so not many folks know me yet, however at some point you'll meet me (or someone you know) & look the fool for confusing me with a dude. When that day comes, I think you'll owe me an apology for insinuating that I have been dishonest.

~also really sorry if this post kills the thread because the topic was a fun.

***end rant***

[Gman]

....I’m sure that’s not an Adam’s apple....