Who is Chuck Norris?

[GilpinGuy]

Simple. She may not know who Chuck Norris is, but that's because Chuck Norris doesn't want her to know.

[Great-Kazoo]

Tell her he's Gordon Ramsey's cousin, the nice one.

[Martinjmpr]

Tell her he's Gordon Ramsey's cousin, the nice one.

Gordon Ramsey but with feet, fists and guns instead of just a mouth.

[ChickNorris]

I'm nearly 50. She's just easing into her 40's. She despises action movies, so it doesn't surprise me that she's never watched one.

Despises action movies? THAT is a big genre to not consider up for viewing, I'm not even going to include a Chuck film: Raiders of the Lost Ark, Saving Private Ryan, Fight Club, Crouching Tiger, Matrix, Dirty Harry, The Professional, Princess Bride, Road Warrior & Mad Max & Fury Road, The Avengers, Mission Impossible, Le Mans, Full Metal Jacket, Deadpool, No Country for old Men, Kill Bill, Vanishing Point, John Wick, Smokey & the Bandit, Guardians of the Galaxy, Edge of Tomorrow, 5th Element, <<gasp>> Way of the Dragon, Gladiator, Terminator, Die Hard, Lord of the Rings, Hero, Pale Rider, Kung Fu Hustle, Serenity, 13 hours, Snatch, Akira, Blackhawk Down, Red, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Tropic Thunder & Star Wars just to name a few...

It must be true love ♡

[ChickNorris]

Yep

[BPTactical]

But who did he touch at a high school party?

[ChickNorris]

But who did he touch at a high school party?

I'm guessing anyone he wanted,

and nobody cried.

[ChickNorris]

Gordon Ramsey but with feet, fists and guns instead of just a mouth.

+1

[mattiooo]

Despises action movies? THAT is a big genre to not consider up for viewing, I'm not even going to include a Chuck film: Raiders of the Lost Ark, Saving Private Ryan, Fight Club, Crouching Tiger, Matrix, Dirty Harry, The Professional, Princess Bride, Road Warrior & Mad Max & Fury Road, The Avengers, Mission Impossible, Le Mans, Full Metal Jacket, Deadpool, No Country for old Men, Kill Bill, Vanishing Point, John Wick, Smokey & the Bandit, Guardians of the Galaxy, Edge of Tomorrow, 5th Element, <<gasp>> Way of the Dragon, Gladiator, Terminator, Die Hard, Lord of the Rings, Hero, Pale Rider, Kung Fu Hustle, Serenity, 13 hours, Snatch, Akira, Blackhawk Down, Red, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Tropic Thunder & Star Wars just to name a few...

It must be true love ♡

I own every one of those movies. Yeah....I die a little each day. But it is true love. And I'm far from perfect, so I can't judge to harshly.

Even worse. She severly dislikes firearms (though she does own one for protection).

I just got moaned at about the amount of munitions I have when a box of projectiles came in from SellersM.

I own about 4 times as many firearms as she thinks I own.

Yet, she's still a keeper. (Though I'd probably say that about anyone dumb enough to marry me)

[BladesNBarrels]

I own about 4 times as many firearms as she thinks I own.

I recently visited a widow's house to help with the estate.
There were more than 100 firearms in the shop area, in the closets, under the beds, in the drawers.
The widow said her husband had told her that he had collected about 3 or 4.
All I could do is just nod and say, "that sounds about right"