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Charge time? What charge time? 99% of the time I get home, I plug it in and I'm done. Unplug it when I'm ready to leave. This "charge time" so many EV haters hang their hat on is on random road trips which comprises less than 1% of the average owners usage. I haven't been to a gas station in about 6 months and I can't tell you how liberating that is... especially in the winter time in Colorado.
You "know" it would be a bitch to work on and you haven't even worked on them. Okay. Well, from someone has had his Model S's apart numerous times now for mods and fixes it's not hard. Certainly not any harder than any other car and compared to most it's quite a bit less difficult to work on.
If you simply would rather have a 650 than a 100D then that's your opinion and it's based on emotion which I can't argue. To say that you'd rather have it out of warranty insinuates that it will somehow cost less or be more reliable which simply isn't the case. You can have your 650 but my Tesla will be quieter, faster (not top speed but how often will you go 200+ mph?), safer, more economical, smarter, more roomy and more reliable by a large margin.