I'm not offended, and even though I used every example you did, I want trying to pick on you. It's just that's the shit all cops say. It's no different than any other bullshit expression that people work into conversations as filler material.
My position is pretty much exactly as Cavscout has expressed, he's just don't a much better job expressing how he feels than I am.
Move along sir, nothing to offend here.