Shit I live in a yuppie neighborhood, they will rat my ass off before I could pop the shot off.
*Brighton Pd Dispatch* This is 911 emegency service how may I assist*
*Yuppie* There is a man with a gun disterbing my peace, I'm a upper middle class citizen in distress, I need assistance please.
*BPD* We are on the way!
*Mazin* Hello officer, aghh aghh, yes sir I can read the door of your car, Aghh aghhh, Yes it does say to prevent crime and disorder. (slam as my head proceeds in the door a few times).
*Yuppie* I knew it was that guy "Renting that house", knew when they pulled up in that old (98) f150 he was a gun toting redneck. Most likely only makes 5 figures a year too, when will our covenant restict those lower class people from our neighborhoods, its almost to the point our trophy wives cant sunbath in the park any more.