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    A Marine and a Navy man are standing next to each other at the bathroom urinals.

    The Marine finishes and while washing his hands exclaimes that the Marines taught us to wash out hands after urination.

    The Navy man finishes and walks past the sinks. As he passes the Marine he exclaimes that the Navy taught us not to piss on our hands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ah Pook View Post
    A Marine and a Navy man are standing next to each other at the bathroom urinals.

    The Marine finishes and while washing his hands exclaimes that the Marines taught us to wash out hands after urination.

    The Navy man finishes and walks past the sinks. As he passes the Marine he exclaimes that the Navy taught us not to piss on our hands.
    So the Navy man tastes his own dick every time he bites his nails and put's food in his mouth?? How is this better???

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS View Post
    So the Navy man tastes his own dick every time he bites his nails and put's food in his mouth?? How is this better???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byte Stryke View Post
    Familiarity...

    Nope!! Marines rejected me because I had too may broken bones and would'nt pass the psyical. And did'nt want to go into the Army or Navy. But I always trust my dear Mudder!! Always wash after going Potty!!
    I know you're teaching you're son that. Right??

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