You know what is crap?

[Guylee]

My truck blew a u-joint. Again. That's crap (although that's really my fault).
My dryer only stays on for 20 min at a time and then overheats. That's crap.
My dishwasher doesn't wash the dishes. That's crap.
My A/C (house AND truck) doesn't work. That's really crap.
My roof leaks. That's crap.
My service porch (where the washer/dryer/water heater/etc. are) flooded during one of those wrath-of-God downpours, but I stayed at the girlfriend's house that night and so I can't tell if it came in through the garage that doesn't seal right or the drain that goes to the sewer that has flooded before, and therefore can't fix it. That's crap.
My water heater only gives me enough hot water for 20min in the shower (I don't take that long by myself, but the girlfriend stays over sometimes and joins me which makes the showers take a while). That's definitely crap.
My iPhone won't take a charge, so I'm stuck with this POS brick that I can't figure out how to use. That's crap.
My xbox died. That's crap.
Nobody has shown serious interest in my truck, even though its listed for a grand less than the next lowest one. That's crap.
Neither my xbox or phone are working after multiple attempts to fix them by a tech-genious buddy (who's fixed both products for others many times and is stumped). That's crap.
I can't find work because employers don't want to hire somebody that's only gonna be around for 4 months. That's crap.
I still have another 4 months till I ship out. That's crap.
Unless my girlfriend gets a new place or we get a place before I ship out, I have no clue what I'm going to do with my dog when I leave. That's crap.
Ants keep showing up in my house and I can't for the life of me figure out where they're coming from. That's crap.
I have to participate in a PT "assessment" today (see where you're at in preparation for a real PT test) "so the chubby's don't feel singled out" (reason given by Station Commander). Despite being one of the only ones (two of us) that regularly come within a few points of maxing our PT tests. That's crap.
I'm awake. That's crap.

I know this is mostly small stupid things, but I haven't had my coffee yet (read: I'm pissed of at the world and everything in it because I am not sleeping right now, and I haven't taken my medication for that... aka caffeine+nicotene).

Forgive my lack of sympathy. After all that, at least you're still getting nookie.