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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeeze View Post
    3. The moron who comes to my door (when a "No Soliciting" sign is clearly visible) and state: "Hello sir, just so you are aware, I'm not selling anything, but I know there was a recent hail storm in the area and my company is offering free roof inspections". WTF? No soliciting means just that, and includes offering free crap & religion too.
    Yeah, I love these. My wife will look at them like they have a third eye for a couple moments, and ask them if they know what "NO SOLICITING" means. I just ask them if they can read, and close the door.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Troublco View Post
    Yeah, I love these. My wife will look at them like they have a third eye for a couple moments, and ask them if they know what "NO SOLICITING" means. I just ask them if they can read, and close the door.
    I had one I had to call the sheriff on because he would not leave. He kept going on about not selling anything......
    I see you running, tell me what your running from

    Nobody's coming, what ya do that was so wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troublco View Post
    Yeah, I love these. My wife will look at them like they have a third eye for a couple moments, and ask them if they know what "NO SOLICITING" means. I just ask them if they can read, and close the door.
    I had some fun with Jehovah Witness people when I lived in Denver 12 years ago. I was butchering an Elk in my kitchen looked outside saw them a couple of doors down. I put on a white t-shirt grabbed some elk blood smeared it all over my shirt, face, arms and grabbed one of the biggest butcher knives I had. They came to the door, I opened it they saw the blood all over me. I said can I help you?? OHHH it looks like you're busy, Uhhhh we are. I said No No No come in please! I'm working on cutting up a Heart right now, but I'll listen. As I wipe my nose with my bloody arm. UHHH?? No we shoul----- Uhhh we have to go. No No No I insist come on in. They left in a hurry and never came back. Little pricks!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS View Post
    I had some fun with Jehovah Witness people when I lived in Denver 12 years ago. I was butchering an Elk in my kitchen looked outside saw them a couple of doors down. I put on a white t-shirt grabbed some elk blood smeared it all over my shirt, face, arms and grabbed one of the biggest butcher knives I had. They came to the door, I opened it they saw the blood all over me. I said can I help you?? OHHH it looks like you're busy, Uhhhh we are. I said No No No come in please! I'm working on cutting up a Heart right now, but I'll listen. As I wipe my nose with my bloody arm. UHHH?? No we shoul----- Uhhh we have to go. No No No I insist come on in. They left in a hurry and never came back. Little pricks!!
    GOOD ONE!!!!..... that thar was funny.

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    Might as well weigh in on this one:

    1. Complete lack of common sense and common courtesy. They're just not common anymore.

    2. People who are completely oblivious to the world around them. Sorry pal, but the world does not revolve around you. So hang up the f***ing cell phone, turn off the f***ing iPod, and pay attention to where you're walking/driving/etc. I'm not gonna look out for your dumb ass, I'm too busy looking out for my own.

    3. People who can't grasp that their actions have consequences.

    More to follow at some point.
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    Same old story...

    Lack of: common sense, respect, courtesy, morals, standards, ethics, and on and on.

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    people that drive 55 in the center lane of a 75 zone flipping people off that are honking and zooming around them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Byte Stryke View Post
    people that drive 55 in the center lane of a 75 zone flipping people off that are honking and zooming around them.
    People who just have to start something online. Big pet peeve of mine. They should be pitted.
    -Get out of the damn fast lane!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tmleadr03 View Post
    People who just have to start something online. Big pet peeve of mine. They should be pitted.
    -Get out of the damn fast lane!!!!
    Actually, I passed him on the right as his wife was hanging out of the passenger window flipping me off. I was not speeding (read on)

    The look on her face when the CSP hit the siren was priceless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mopar View Post
    GOOD ONE!!!!..... that thar was funny.
    God I wish I had a vidio camera! The look on their face was priceless!! And they developed a STTTUUUDDER too!!

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