Pet Peeves Thread

[Squeeze]

I'm bored, so I'll chime in on this, what the hell.

1. The obvious - slow drivers in the fast lane. If they ever invent a bullet that will only kill someone for 5 minutes, you fuckers are the first to get shot.

2. The a-hole in the car next to/behind/in front of me who feels the need to let everyone know he has more money than brains and apparently sank a lot of it into the stero system. This ass-hat is the second one to receive the 5-minute bullet.

3. The moron who comes to my door (when a "No Soliciting" sign is clearly visible) and state: "Hello sir, just so you are aware, I'm not selling anything, but I know there was a recent hail storm in the area and my company is offering free roof inspections". WTF? No soliciting means just that, and includes offering free crap & religion too.

4. The old lady in line at the store (who looks like she was a waitress at the last supper) digging in her purse for an hour looking for a damn penny to complete the sale.

5. Last but not least... these piss poor attitude, no respect having, cocky, saggy pants wearing, punk ass kids who think the world owes them a living. Not to mention they have zero respect for anyone outside of themselves. So a big "thank you" for you being the fastest sperm out of the bunch.

[Troublco]

3. The moron who comes to my door (when a "No Soliciting" sign is clearly visible) and state: "Hello sir, just so you are aware, I'm not selling anything, but I know there was a recent hail storm in the area and my company is offering free roof inspections". WTF? No soliciting means just that, and includes offering free crap & religion too.

Yeah, I love these. My wife will look at them like they have a third eye for a couple moments, and ask them if they know what "NO SOLICITING" means. I just ask them if they can read, and close the door.

[jerrymrc]

Yeah, I love these. My wife will look at them like they have a third eye for a couple moments, and ask them if they know what "NO SOLICITING" means. I just ask them if they can read, and close the door.

I had one I had to call the sheriff on because he would not leave. He kept going on about not selling anything......

[tmleadr03]

3. The moron who comes to my door (when a "No Soliciting" sign is clearly visible) and state: "Hello sir, just so you are aware, I'm not selling anything, but I know there was a recent hail storm in the area and my company is offering free roof inspections". WTF? No soliciting means just that, and includes offering free crap & religion too.

Had a guy do that. "I am not selling anything" "It will not cost you a dime". He was trying to sell me some security and at one point asked me how many ground level entryways I had. I just looked at him. Seriously? I feel for the people stupid enough to answer questions like this. Whats next, asking what times I am at work? How the visibility is in my back yard?

So I ask him for some information so I can read it at my leisure (honestly I was having way to much leisure that day which is why he got as far as he did) and the fuck nuts didn't even have anything he could hand out. WTF.

[DSB OUTDOORS]

Yeah, I love these. My wife will look at them like they have a third eye for a couple moments, and ask them if they know what "NO SOLICITING" means. I just ask them if they can read, and close the door.

I had some fun with Jehovah Witness people when I lived in Denver 12 years ago. I was butchering an Elk in my kitchen looked outside saw them a couple of doors down. I put on a white t-shirt grabbed some elk blood smeared it all over my shirt, face, arms and grabbed one of the biggest butcher knives I had. They came to the door, I opened it they saw the blood all over me. I said can I help you?? OHHH it looks like you're busy, Uhhhh we are. I said No No No come in please! I'm working on cutting up a Heart right now, but I'll listen. As I wipe my nose with my bloody arm. UHHH?? No we shoul----- Uhhh we have to go. No No No I insist come on in. They left in a hurry and never came back. Little pricks!!

[mopar]

I had some fun with Jehovah Witness people when I lived in Denver 12 years ago. I was butchering an Elk in my kitchen looked outside saw them a couple of doors down. I put on a white t-shirt grabbed some elk blood smeared it all over my shirt, face, arms and grabbed one of the biggest butcher knives I had. They came to the door, I opened it they saw the blood all over me. I said can I help you?? OHHH it looks like you're busy, Uhhhh we are. I said No No No come in please! I'm working on cutting up a Heart right now, but I'll listen. As I wipe my nose with my bloody arm. UHHH?? No we shoul----- Uhhh we have to go. No No No I insist come on in. They left in a hurry and never came back. Little pricks!!

GOOD ONE!!!!..... that thar was funny.

[AirbornePathogen]

Might as well weigh in on this one:

1. Complete lack of common sense and common courtesy. They're just not common anymore.

2. People who are completely oblivious to the world around them. Sorry pal, but the world does not revolve around you. So hang up the f***ing cell phone, turn off the f***ing iPod, and pay attention to where you're walking/driving/etc. I'm not gonna look out for your dumb ass, I'm too busy looking out for my own.

3. People who can't grasp that their actions have consequences.

More to follow at some point.

[DSB OUTDOORS]

GOOD ONE!!!!..... that thar was funny.

God I wish I had a vidio camera! The look on their face was priceless!! And they developed a STTTUUUDDER too!!

[BigBear]

Same old story...

Lack of: common sense, respect, courtesy, morals, standards, ethics, and on and on.

[Byte Stryke]

people that drive 55 in the center lane of a 75 zone flipping people off that are honking and zooming around them.