Whats up with assumptions?

[Mobat555]

Because I'm a little on the tall side I must like and be good at basketball

You should ask them if they play miniature golf!

[BlasterBob]

look inside my fridge right now- I have butter, almost empty 1/2 gallon of milk, 2 coors lights, and a jug of kool-aid.

Damn, must be nice to have all that stuff in YOUR fridge.
I could use some of that butter to melt and pour on my supper tonight.
Supper =

[ghettodub]

[Sharpienads]

I'm a nursing student.

People assume I am gay all the time, because I am big, hairy, in nursing, I don't act gay, and I am fairly polite, many assume I am gay, turns out the term is "Bear."

Failing gay, its "Doctor." Once they find out you're in nursing, they assume you wanted to be a Doctor but weren't smart enough, as you're a guy. I didn't/don't want to be a doctor! I had a ~3.8 GPA with many years of practical hands on clinical experience! I could have, I didn't want to!

Ha, my wife is a nurse and I call her a wannabe doctor all the time. Then I research medically correct terms for body parts and try to sound smart in front of her.

[Irving]

I always assumed his name was "Sharpiehands" because I never read it correctly. Turns out it is SharpieNADS.

[Cochese]

I am the PoPo, therefore I want to shoot yer dogs and write you for 6 over so I get that new toaster.

Oh, as a cop, I automatically know nothing about my Glock service revolver other than how to barely qual once a year and believe only cops should have guns.

*yawn*

[Cochese]

Lemme guess Ray, closest to a ranch you got is on your salad?

Probably the one for me is being a CDOT employee people think we do nothing all day. Come spend 12+ hours in a plow or patch a pothole in 75 MPH traffic, man a lane closure for 12+ hours in a blizzard, clean up a rolled over semi or pick up a dead elk.

Aside from that I would like think that I am the opposite of what people assume I am.

I thank God for CDOT every time my sorry ass is assigned to a highway district at my PD.

You guys have saved my ass on countless occasions, clearing debris, closing lanes, etc.

[DD977GM2]

I hate when folks find out that I am knowledgable about firearms, they ask the following....

Them: What do you think of XYZ firearm or do your recommend another?

Me: Its a POS because of the reliability and expensive spare parts and mags and I recommend ABC firearm because of ....then I tell them
plenty of reasons ABC firearm is better then XYZ.

Them: Well I say XYZ for $20.00 and Im still going to get it.

Me: Cool (Then I think to myself, why the **** did you ask me about this when you had your mind made up?)

[rondog]

I am the PoPo, therefore I want to shoot yer dogs and write you for 6 over so I get that new toaster.

Oh, as a cop, I automatically know nothing about my Glock service revolver other than how to barely qual once a year and believe only cops should have guns.

*yawn*

Damn, you get toasters and Glock revolvers????

[spyder]

When people see me with the wife and kids, they always assume that I'm the "help"....