Got Man-card Punched?

[cebeu]

Phuucckk!

Sittin’ in a colleagues office today…I’m waiting for her to show…her radios on…some minutes slip by…I’m deep in worthless “work” thought…next thing I know another colleague (and friend to an extent) snuck-up on me and proceeded to pound me with quick charlie-horse triceps punches and was givin’ me verbal hard-core ****.

I guess he caught me listening to Dancing Queen…and I was enjoying it waaayyy too much! …Phuucckk!


My questions are;

1. Just exactly what are the ****ing OFFICIAL Man-card rules anyway?
2. How many “punches” does getting caught in a professional setting listening to ABBA and ****ing liking it count against my Man-card?
3. How many ****ups do we start with anyway? Or...how does this **** work?
4. How long does it take before my testicles will return to normal room-temperature size after enjoying ABBA?

That is all.

[Byte Stryke]

better earbuds, quit singing along or work out more

[ray1970]

[Drilldov2.0]

I hereby officially start a petition to the mods to remove the name Cebeu and replace it with Dancing Queen.

[cebeu]

I hereby officially start a petition to the mods to remove the name Cebeu and replace it with Dancing Queen.

Phuucckk you...and answer the questions...



Heh heh

[Bootifus]

My answers are:

Just exactly what are the ****ing OFFICIAL Man-card rules anyway?
Who the Phuk knows, but we all should have a pretty good idea.

How many “punches” does getting caught in a professional setting listening to ABBA and ****ing liking it count
He should only get/need one. If he claims more than one, you should be able to get one back for "Punching like a girl"

How many ****ups do we start with anyway? Or...how does this **** work?
As a man, you are entitled to as many Phukups as you need to get through life, just know there may be penalties along the way for said Phukups.

How long does it take before my testicles will return to normal room-temperature size after enjoying ABBA?
This one is totally up to you. It all depends on what you do to "warm them up". I DO NOT recommend the microwave.

[Elhuero]

handle it like a man.

tell him that he can have any taste in music he likes, but if he strikes you again you will beat the **** out if him.

[opie011]

handle it like a man.

tell him that he can have any taste in music he likes, but if he strikes you again you will beat the **** out if him.

Agreed!

[spyder]

I hereby officially start a petition to the mods to remove the name Cebeu and replace it with Dancing Queen.

I wouldn't take away his name, just merely make that his title!

[stevelkinevil]

I wouldn't take away his name, just merely make that his title!

Agreed.
Further I am afraid that singing or even listening to said song is grounds for a 3 month minimum with up to a 1 year maximum revocation of your man card.