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  1. 07-17-2012, 22:34 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post
    I got some brown chicken... brown cow... (for those of you in on it)
    You're starting to sound like theginsue now...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazin View Post
    Eh so you settled for pork "pork, its whats for dinner"
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    You're starting to sound like theginsue now...
    That's actually pretty funny because he was the one who started it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theGinsue View Post
    Your wife's name isn't Edith is it?

    The reason I ask is because you can't have your steak and Edith too!

    (Oh come on. That was some funny stuff right there)
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    color me jealous
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    Meat is meat
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    Quote Originally Posted by MB888 View Post
    Meat is meat
    I would almost agree.... almost. However when it is dropped onto the plate, and the bottom shatters... it's not meat anymore. I cut the top off (only part I would eat because it wasn't completely black).
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    Oh.. we are moving on to the next meat? I am so slow
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    sounds like you had the brown cow afterwards does that make your wife the brown chicken?
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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post
    I cut the top off (only part I would eat because it wasn't completely black).
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    Lucky. My wife just wanted a backrub. Yup, just a backrub.
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