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    Gourmet Catfood Connoisseur StagLefty's Avatar
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    This morning's tribulation:

    For most men:
    1. Pull up to ATM
    2. Insert card
    3. Enter PIN number and account
    4. Take cash, card, and receipt

    For some women:
    1. Pull up to ATM
    2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
    3. Shut off engine
    4. Put keys in purse
    5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
    6. Hunt for card in purse
    7. Insert card
    8. Hunt in purse for wrapper with PIN number written on it
    9. Enter PIN number
    10. Study instructions for at least two minutes
    11. Hit "cancel"
    12. Re-enter correct PIN number
    13. Check balance
    14. Look for envelope
    15. Look in purse for pen
    16. Make out deposit slip
    17. Endorse checks
    18. Make deposit
    19. Study instructions
    20. Make cash withdrawal
    21. Get in car
    22. Check makeup
    23. Look for keys
    24. Start car
    25. Check makeup
    26. Start pulling away
    27. STOP
    28. Back up to machine
    29. Get out of car
    30. Take card and receipt
    31. Get back in car
    32. Put card in wallet
    33. Put receipt in checkbook
    34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
    35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
    36. Check makeup
    37. Put car in gear, reverse
    38. Put car in first
    39. Drive away from machine
    40. Travel three miles
    41. Release hand brake
    Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to Fight, he'll just kill you.

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    Grand Master Know It All DOC's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by StagLefty View Post
    This morning's tribulation:

    For most men:
    1. Pull up to ATM
    2. Insert card
    3. Enter PIN number and account
    4. Take cash, card, and receipt

    For some women:
    1. Pull up to ATM
    2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
    3. Shut off engine
    4. Put keys in purse
    5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
    6. Hunt for card in purse
    7. Insert card
    8. Hunt in purse for wrapper with PIN number written on it
    9. Enter PIN number
    10. Study instructions for at least two minutes
    11. Hit "cancel"
    12. Re-enter correct PIN number
    13. Check balance
    14. Look for envelope
    15. Look in purse for pen
    16. Make out deposit slip
    17. Endorse checks
    18. Make deposit
    19. Study instructions
    20. Make cash withdrawal
    21. Get in car
    22. Check makeup
    23. Look for keys
    24. Start car
    25. Check makeup
    26. Start pulling away
    27. STOP
    28. Back up to machine
    29. Get out of car
    30. Take card and receipt
    31. Get back in car
    32. Put card in wallet
    33. Put receipt in checkbook
    34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
    35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
    36. Check makeup
    37. Put car in gear, reverse
    38. Put car in first
    39. Drive away from machine
    40. Travel three miles
    41. Release hand brake
    She maybe scatterbrained because I told her to go pick up some steaks for lunch.
    Who are you to want to escape a thugs bullet? That is only a personal prejudice, ( Atlas Shrugged)
    "Those that don't watch the old media are uninformed, those that do watch the old media are misinformed." - Mark Twain

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    Anyone else irritated at the way that youtube videos now pop up the ads over the last 1-2 seconds of every video? Very annoying.

    Cha-lee can do a whole stage in about 3 seconds, and when youtube pops up new videos over the last two seconds, I miss most of the stage!
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    As I have been spending WAY too much time on the interstates lately...
    Some slow ass Swift driver doing 64 in a 75, trying to pass a slow ass England doing 63.5.
    I wonder if my F-350 could P.I.T. a semi?

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackford76 View Post
    As I have been spending WAY too much time on the interstates lately...
    Some slow ass Swift driver doing 64 in a 75, trying to pass a slow ass England doing 63.5.
    I wonder if my F-350 could P.I.T. a semi?
    There is fuel costs for you... all the big fleets have tier trucks knocked down to 65 max but only if they get a certain mpg less then say 6.2 you get 63
    You sir, are a specialist in the art of discovering a welcoming outcome of a particular situation....not a mechanic.

    My feedback add 11-12 ish before the great servpocaylpse of 2012

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    I understand why, doesn't mean I like waiting 12 miles to get around them.

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    Thanks EPA. Diesels shouldn't be regulated.
    When I was foreman at Navajo our Series 60 Detroits got around 10 mpg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackford76 View Post
    As I have been spending WAY too much time on the interstates lately...
    Some slow ass Swift driver doing 64 in a 75, trying to pass a slow ass England doing 63.5.
    I wonder if my F-350 could P.I.T. a semi?
    Swift. There's your problem.

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    Coupla things that have been bugging me lately.

    People that spell ad with two d's when referring to advertising.

    People that use the phrase "Screen Saver" when they mean "Desktop Wallpaper" (Screen savers are the moving graphics that come on after your computer sits for a while to prevent the desktop image from "burning in" to the monitor).
    Modern liberalism is based on the idea that reality is obligated to conform to one's beliefs because; "I have the right to believe whatever I want".

    "Everything the State says is a lie, and everything it has it has stolen.
    -Friedrich Nietzsche

    "Every time something really bad happens, people cry out for safety, and the government answers by taking rights away from good people."
    -Penn Jillette

    A World Without Guns <- Great Read!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zundfolge View Post
    People that use the phrase "Screen Saver" when they mean "Desktop Wallpaper" (Screen savers are the moving graphics that come on after your computer sits for a while to prevent the desktop image from "burning in" to the monitor).
    Got ya...
    Do a screen capture of their desktop wallpaper with all their icons on it...
    then toss all their icons into the recycle bin and put your screen grab of their 'desktop wallpaper' with icons on it and watch 'em go nuts clicking on them!
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