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    Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California
    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

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    Ya'll got issues.


    Especially Ranger
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    Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.
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    All humans used to be immortal. Chuck Norris invented death just so he could get rid of some.
    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

    “I regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.” ~ Nathan Hale (final words before being hanged by the British, September 22, 1776.)

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    Best political commercial EVER.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjYv2YW6azE

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    Right now, somewhere on earth, Chuck Norris is slaying a dragon...with his pinky.
    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

    “I regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.” ~ Nathan Hale (final words before being hanged by the British, September 22, 1776.)

    If at first you don't succeed -- skydiving is not for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by mevshooter View Post
    Best political commercial EVER.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjYv2YW6azE
    Awesome!
    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

    “I regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.” ~ Nathan Hale (final words before being hanged by the British, September 22, 1776.)

    If at first you don't succeed -- skydiving is not for you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger View Post
    Awesome!
    Chuck BADASS Norris approved......FOR SURE!!!!

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    Am I the only one that thinks this thread is Chucked up?

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    I could knock out chuck in one punch.

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