Guy vacationing in a border town near Mexico, stops in at a local bar. He's drinking by himself when he notices a jar full of paper money and coins at the end of the bar. He asks the bartender about it.
"Oh, it's just a contest me and the local folks cooked up for boredom. You pay in $20 and then you have to complete 3 difficult tasks. First, you must drink this entire bottle of rotgut tequila in less than ten minute, without vomiting. Secondly, there is a mangy, rabid, evil hound out back with an infected tooth. Take these pliers, and extract the tooth without getting bitten or injured. Lastly, there is a plain, middle-aged woman upstairs who has never known the touch of a man. You must give her such love that she cannot contain her cries of passion."
Guy thinks about it for a while as he continues to drink (building up courage with each shot.) Finally, he says,
"Fuck it - here's my twenty dollars. Gimme the bottle!"
He chugs the entire thing, worm and all, in 9 minutes flat. Retching slightly, and seeing triple, he grabs the pliers off of the bar and staggers out into the alleyway toward the dog. For the next 20 minutes, the most violent, horrible commotion is heard outside, as trash cans are knocked over, the dog howls and yips, the man curses, and can be heard shouting at the dog to "Hold still, dammit!" Finally, he staggers back into the bar and slumps over on the counter. He lets out a thunderous belch, and blearily stares at the bartender as he says,
"Ok... I took care of the dog. Now where's this gal with a bad tooth?"
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