Tasteless Jokes - put em up

[asmo]

Come on guys, gay jokes are not funny............

Some gay jokes are hilarious. Ask any non-breeder to tell you a couple of gay jokes --- I double dog dare you to not laugh.

[Great-Kazoo]

Some gay jokes are hilarious. Ask any non-breeder to tell you a couple of gay jokes --- I double dog dare you to not laugh.

My "gay" clientele all asked me to tell their "friend "That gay joke" The serious same gender attracted folks not only could take a joke but tell some nasty ones too. If you can't laugh at yourself you're wound to tight.

[Scanker19]

Loreana Bobbit and Jeffery Dhamer are in jail together. He leans over and asks her, "are you going to eat that?"

[Melvin]

I took my Biology exam last Friday.
I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells.
Apparently "Blacks" and "Romanian gypsies" were not the correct answers.



A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunch time. She said “Sorry about the wait”.
I said "Don't worry dear, you're bound to lose it eventually".



I walked past a black kid sitting at a bus stop as I went into the bank.
When I came out, he looked at me and said “Any Change”?
I said "Nope, you're still black".

[Rooskibar03]

Cowboy rides into town and heads to the salon for a drink.
He asks the bartender where he can find himself a woman?
"We don't have any woman here in town, but there are a lot of animals around to take care of business"
Cowboy heads to the barn, finds himself a nice little pig. He takes it back to his room, gives it a bath, puts a bow on its head and heads back to the salon.
He walks through the door with the pig under his arm. The room goes silent and gasps fill the room.
"You all do the same thing, so what's the problem?"
Bartender says "yeah, but we don't do it with the sheriffs gal"

[Great-Kazoo]

A black & hispanic are in a car
who's driving























THE COP!

[Rucker61]

How do you know if your best friend is gay?

His dick tastes like shit.

sorry, an oldie but a favorite

Probably my very favorite joke, and I hate you for beating me to the punch.

[Irving]

Cowboy rides into town and heads to the salon for a drink.
He asks the bartender where he can find himself a woman?
"We don't have any woman here in town, but there are a lot of animals around to take care of business"
Cowboy heads to the barn, finds himself a nice little pig. He takes it back to his room, gives it a bath, puts a bow on its head and heads back to the salon.
He walks through the door with the pig under his arm. The room goes silent and gasps fill the room.
"You all do the same thing, so what's the problem?"
Bartender says "yeah, but we don't do it with the sheriffs gal"

The alternative punch line to this joke is that the guy has someone bring him a donkey, and after spending a night with it, someone points out that they usually just ride the donkey to the next town over where the girls are.

[Rooskibar03]

A black & hispanic are in a car
who's driving
THE COP!

What do you say to either in a 3 piece suit?


















Will the defendant please rise.

[Irving]

Where did Chris Brown take Rhiana on a date last weekend?








To the abusement park.