I know a little bit about alot of stuff but not very much about anything.
Catch you on the flip-flop.
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I know a little bit about alot of stuff but not very much about anything.
Catch you on the flip-flop.
When my buddies and I are talking about a sexy lady i'll often catch my self saying,
"I'd suck a far outta her ass" meaning she is so hot I would do anything for her.
Yep, I use that saying a lot. [ROFL1]Quote:
Originally Posted by jim
Never pet a burning dog.
-It is what it is
-Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you
-6 one way or half a dozen the other
DILLIGAF
FTW (the old terminology)
"It's a Joke! not a dick! ya dont have to take it so hard"
Your free, white, and over 21 - do whatever the fuck you want.
colder than a siberian ditch digger
I'm sorry you were under the impression we were voting on this.
F'd up like a soup sandwich.
I heard a good one today:
Trials and tribulations in life are mandatory. Suffering is optional.
Colder than a well diggers ass.
John Wooden ... If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?
One Riot, One Ranger
And we're off! Faster than a turd of hurdles!
Hahahahaha! I forgot all about that one!Quote:
Originally Posted by ThunderSquirrel
"Smoke the Ganja, Kill the white man..."
sluckin A,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, tomahawk chop,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, bitch -ka-
For some of us it was over 18!Quote:
Originally Posted by asmotao
"Keep your gun in the condition you'd want it to be in should you find yourself in a gun fight." - Clint Smith
"Your concealed handgun should be comforting...not comfortable." - Clint Smith
"Rub some dirt on it."
"I'm voting my conscience." - Libertarians
"Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about." - Mom
"Well I'll be dipped in shit and rolled in coconut."
"Crazy as a shit house rat"
"You're about as worthless as tits on a boar hog"
"put lipstick on a hog and it's still a hog."
"don't let anyone give ya a wooden nickle"
Boy, I'll sit you on your ass like your father should've done
that is a good one[Beer]Quote:
Originally Posted by BlasterBob
My mom used to tell me on a trip home from some shopping, "Boy, when I get you home, I'm going to blister your butt til you can't sit down". And frequently she did just that. Owwwww. Of course I always did deserve it.
Loosing my shit like a shit collector with amnesia.
Nuttier than squirrel shit.
"Why don't you play 'Hide and Go Fuck Yourself?"
"I'm your huckleberry."
"Did you bump your head when you got outta bed this morning"
"You are not the smartest peanut in the turd"
"I'm crazy, not stupid."
"I may have been born at night, but not LAST night."
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut every once and a while.
Excuses are the uses of the weak and incompetent to build bridges to nowhere and monuments to nothingness.
When told I'm a smartass:
Better than being a dumbass!
I have one that I use all the time kind of similar to this:Quote:
Originally Posted by hkOrion
"I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night." [Tooth]
Best cheers I've heard. " to gun power and pussy, love the smell of both, hopefully never die from the lack of either"
I like it. Consider it stolen^W leveraged.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ronin13
Ones I use frequently:
"If you were half as smart as you think you are, that would still make you twice as smart as the rest of us think you are."
"Every now and then, the apple falls into a completely different orchard. In your case, it looks like it rolled into an orange grove."
One I stole from my old Bosun in 1993, which shows that it has been around a while:
"My Bullshit Meter is Pegged."
One I have never found the right context to use now that I am out of the service:
"I've passed more sea water than you'll ever see"
Finally, one I stole from my Grandma during her final stages of mean dementia and one I stole from the Simpsons, which seemed to dovetail nicely with one another during my final years of engineering school:
"Education is overrated. You should get a trade. Like ditch digging." (Grandma)
"Math is tough. Let's go shopping." (Malibu Stacy)
Usually use this one when referring to people who can't hit their target:
"I hope your shooting isn't a reflection of your love making...because if it is, you could'nt hit the G-Spot on a 12 pound pussy.
"It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." -- been attributed to everybody from Abe Lincoln to Oscar Wilde. Don't know who really said it.
"That just chaps my crack!"
[ROFL1] That is awesome! I know a few people I could say that line to.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeeze
Oldest version I know of is in Proverbs 17:28Quote:
Originally Posted by Dingo
written between 600-1000b.c.
one of my favorites:
"it's all fun and games until somebody loses a pancreas"
Followed by:
"then it's hilarious"