Joke of the Day

[Scanker19]

I like my women like my coffee too, tall, hot and in large cups.

I also like my women like I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer.

[Rucker61]

Dear Family and Friends!


I am sorry that I have not been responsive lately to your emails. I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue (PIST-AWF).


For those of you who do not know what that is, PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious.
Symptoms include, but may not be limited to:
Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing the President pander to Muslim terrorists.
Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.
Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists murdering innocent people.
If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure.


It is hoped that the cure will be available in November of 2016.

Well?

[brutal]

Well?

Miracle cure!

[BladesNBarrels]

Two atoms are sitting next to each other and one says, "I've lost an electron."

The other asks, "Are you sure?"

"Yeah," the first replies. "I'm positive."

[Dave]

Well, we're hosed...

http://www.duffelblog.com/2016/12/to...flective+belts

[davsel]

Devastated.
A very sad day today.
After seven years of training in the medical fields and hard work, a very good friend of mine was fired after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his clients and can now no longer work in the profession.
What a waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and an absolutely brilliant mortician.

[CS1983]

Well, we're hosed...

http://www.duffelblog.com/2016/12/to...flective+belts

On the way to work this morning, some guys were walking on the side of the road, rucking. Reflective belts location? On their rucks, not visible to the oncoming traffic they were facing as they walked.

[Dave]

On the way to work this morning, some guys were walking on the side of the road, rucking. Reflective belts location? On their rucks, not visible to the oncoming traffic they were facing as they walked.

All 3 bases I was stationed at required that on our road marches. Even in air assault school with a 20 mile march starting at 0400 we had to wrap it around our ruck. Though I guess if you wrap it around your waist the ruck covers the back part of it.

[CS1983]

All 3 bases I was stationed at required that on our road marches. Even in air assault school with a 20 mile march starting at 0400 we had to wrap it around our ruck. Though I guess if you wrap it around your waist the ruck covers the back part of it.

Well aware of the soft-safety initiatives... they just make no sense when one is walking against traffic and the reflective portion is on the back.

[4gunfun]

Tell this joke to someone.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know, why?
To get to the idiots house.

Knock knock
who's there
the chicken